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  1. Gaullin Everfree
    Nope but i know "WHAT" you are! I also know that you're number 3490 and that you've got some affiliation with king sombra. Alrighty lets get started! All you have to do is take a cup of flour! Add it to the mix! Now just take a little something sweet, not sour! A bit of salt, just a pinch! Baking these treats is such a cinch! Add a teaspoon of vanilla! Add a little more, and you count to four, And you never get your fill of... Cupcakes! So sweet and tasty! Cupcakes! Don't be too hasty! Cupcakes! Cupcakes, cupcakes, CUPCAKES! Mediocre
  2. Gaullin Everfree
    I brainwash him to believe that strangling you is the best way to show you his brotherly love. I leave behind a goldfish
  3. Gaullin Everfree
    As you can tell it wouldn't work....
  4. Gaullin Everfree
    Hello there bronies ask me anything and i'll answer you as best as i can, don't be shy.
  5. Gaullin Everfree
    Space ducks!!!
  6. Gaullin Everfree
    You're welcome in MY shed any day. (But seriously don't go into fluttershy's shed)
  7. Gaullin Everfree
    Known for having a party with Pinkie last night.
  8. Gaullin Everfree
    Get ready to die was an ok song i guess but i'd normally use some "ballon party" or some other lively songs that don't mention death but then again there was this one time where i did use WK's Get ready to die song. Well silly... let me see... Okay let me explain, i have this sort of draw system that i use to pick ponies at random with, everypony has a number and every week a new number has to be drawn, however there are certain instances where i'll remove numbers from that said lottery system. Dashie's number was drawn and it was the happiest moment of my life, to think i got to spend the last moments of my best friends life with her will always make me happy. Now as to why i used her or other ponies as part of the recipe well it's fun and pinkie pie looooves fun also it's a great way of disposing of the body.
  9. Gaullin Everfree
    yay for ramen!
  10. Gaullin Everfree
    *Later that day* And so if you lick this weird invisible wall 496532 times then the electric charge would cause it to fall apart! this plans so brilliant i could kiss somepony! Lancelot prepare yourself, it's gonna be a bumpy ride, for me that is!
  11. Gaullin Everfree
    Then i'd want a burning ink spillage... And celest damn it twilight STOP SHOCKING MY MOUTH!!! Actually i kind of like it maybe we can try shocking experiments later on twi,,,
  12. Gaullin Everfree
    Yay for pinkie breaking the 4th wall again! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I know it's real and i know you're all out there...
  13. Gaullin Everfree
    *keeps going* Wait what if arthur sees us?
  14. Gaullin Everfree
    I taste of skittles and shame with your ice cream we'll create a new flavour!
  15. Gaullin Everfree
    I'm gonna shoot that popcorn eating bastard! Yeah me too!
  16. Gaullin Everfree
    Fluttershy, rainbow dash... *laughs awkwardly* i didn't know you were both as experimental as twilight *laughs awkwardly again* Screw this *goes on exploring their mouths* Dash you taste of skittles...
  17. Gaullin Everfree
    Pinkie clone tag team time *high hooves pinkie clone* now theres room for two more!
  18. Gaullin Everfree
    The methods i used in the video were not too resourceful in fact usually i'd keep intestines away from my mouth since it really screws up the taste in the actual cupcakes which means i loose money. As for using the skins of of the ponies i've killed as a costume that's extremely counter productive, after all one pony is usually enough for just one suit, the Horns and wings myths are all true though.
  19. Gaullin Everfree
    *keeps going* oh i'll go on but will you go in? *winks*
  20. Gaullin Everfree
    Shake and bake baby! not to mention hack and slash well not hack per say after all it is a saw, hey you never answered my question the last time we met dashie! i asked: why do the call it a hacksaw? saw's saw they don't hack that's what knives and axes do they hack!
  21. Gaullin Everfree
    Yeah "that all" happened with us last night twi!
  22. Gaullin Everfree
    well try this then it actually works https://docs.google.com/document/d/135UFEsaCEgWuQ3w0-KMb_f8BEFac26bPrJx2HCpeTrA/edit?pli=1# just try not to fall asleep like i did the first 4 times cause otherwise that will suck massively.
  23. Gaullin Everfree
    My migrain and dropped jaw really drive me to new levels of madness where i beat you to a pulp and kill you. (I also tied pink mist down and made her watch!) I leave behind my countless bodies and the bodies of those who i've killed.
  24. Gaullin Everfree
    known for making me cry...
  25. Gaullin Everfree
    I ride her through the hill happily in a Pyro style fantasy where we're running through a sunflower field, in reality we're running through a crowd of people one of which is you, sadly you were impaled by her horn. I leave behind The mane 6 who's new orders from celestia are to defend me to the death or behold equestria's destruction.
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