Ask a Hasbro executive anything

[Shadow Thrill 15]

Please note: The following is a parody of representing an executive of Hasbro and is in no way intended to promote defamation or harm.

 

 

 

Good day to all you bronies or pegasisters as you like to call yourselves. Consider this as a reaching hand of the ever so benevolent Hasbro company to those in, let's say, the more unreachable sides of society. yes this is Hasbro now being scrutinised by you bronies. I'm hoping we can come to mutual agreements and understandings together, to better the world of ponies which you all enjoy so much, to extending your obligations of buying our new toys and DVD collections. 

 

So let's start with simple questions, let's keep to the point of buying more Hasbro products and no you can't call me 'uncle' anything. You are to call me Mr.Executive.

[Megas 27,832]

Can we have another Metal Gear episode like "It's About Time"?

[Shadow Thrill 15]

Can we have another Metal Gear episode like "It's About Time"?

 

So long as our lawyers can ensure we get away with it. You see at Hasbro we love jokes and often, people criticize that we do steal jokes from other fandoms or works because we are running stale; That just isn't true, see we have a philosophy that it is a duty to spread entertainment far and wide to other demographics. Next time you think Hasbro is stealing jokes by making pop culture references, think where we would be without simply just making reference to them, where we would be if we don't cite such good material. Would you still be happy to call this country 'America' in this world?

 

in short, we'll make more references to Metal Gear when we can be subtle enough.

[Tabe 217]

Equestria Girls. I enjoyed it, but what went through your heads?

[Arceus Clone 42]

Moar pinkie. now. or else i'll call Mr Logic on you,

[Antismurf9001 1,271]

Mr. Executive, have you actually watched any of the generation 4 MLP episodes, and if so, which was your favorite?

[Shadow Thrill 15]

Equestria Girls. I enjoyed it, but what went through your heads?

 

A paradigm breaking idea of thinking outside the box. More toys = more profits. Equestria Girls added a human variation of ponies that has been incredibly successful for our company. Now we're looking to branch for more variations of ponies such as babies, high school spin-offs and cars.

Moar pinkie. now. or else i'll call Mr Logic on you,

 

Honestly our writers can only do so much with Pinkie. What you see is what you get until we can be more original!

Mr. Executive, have you actually watched any of the generation 4 MLP episodes, and if so, which was your favorite?

 

Bahahahahahaha! Have I watched any MLP? Bahahahaha.

The episode with the ponies was a good one.

[Theshadowmaster235 70]

Why do all of your star wars action figures look like they are pointing it makes it very hard to set up a battle.