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        We saw him slice a piece of couch cake and listen to the radio as loud as he could. He would dial for the phone when the phone was a regular phone. Such a corn rebel. I heard he likes to toss the water buckets in the fish tanks out of the island to see what kind of televisions he can catch. He only caught a small LCD. But who cares, right? The lemurs praised him for it and so did the sighing cirrus clouds in the heavens above. I met him in the middle of a football field during a swaddle warning. The sky was dark, mean, and nasty. Swaddles rained down from above like meteors. It was elating.

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        I wondered why the porch always coveted the trails of dead men. What was he hiding beneath his supports and beneath his frame. Was he faulty? Was he not in line like the rest of the house. Did he like to rot on purpose or was he just ill? Either way, he kept the cereal box open to long and now my toasties are stale. I don't like stale toasties. They are soothing. Like tea. Only more handsome. Handsome toasties they are, yes? My hand blew up with a steel fever and It was quite beneficial. Everything I touched turned into a screaming and mangled body of various people I was close with who died from the porch. That was fun. I like fun. Maybe I should touch the sky with my other hand and get steel fever on that hand too...


Twice the fun.

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I saw the iron kings. The kings who knew nothing about what caused the great meltdown of 7049 (supposedly). They knew nothing. But maybe they did. Maybe they knew why Sigmasis stepped down from his reign in 7001.

 

Yes, Sigmasis couldn't take the shame, the guilt. He was the head of the mass Mechgenocide of 6294. After that year, all robots built were emotionally unstable. Killing their own mothers and fathers, their creators. Those who cared for them. It was he! I suspect that the iron kings knew of this and being the sadistic fucks they are, allowed this barbaric and sick murdering to continue until 7000 when Synapsis managed to hack into the Iron Kings mainframe and paralyze them for 49 years. He did this so no one could stop him as he fixed the chaos Sigmasis wreaked. 


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