Funny public conversation fragments?

[Justin_Case001 4,904]

We've all overheard random fragments of other peoples' conversations in public that are hilarious without context.

 

Today I was out to dinner and heard another diner say, very loudly, "Oh, yeah, you gotta have a C-Section!"  What made it so funny was the tone.  It was said with exact same tone you'd imagine if you said "Oh, yeah, you gotta have chili fries!"

 

What funny fragments have you heard?  Post em here!

[Egg 18]

Pfft--
One time a friend and I overheard some girl say "I think it's cute when robots fight!" 
it was so odd and and hilarious that we couldn't stop laughing.

[N.W. 3,619]

Well, not really public, but last week of school I walked by 2 teachers talking to one in hushed voices, the only words I made out were "Fuck it"

Edited June 14, 2014 by Sergei

[Lagom 204]

Can't remember anyone right now, but once we joked about Tangled so my friend said '' Maybe I should just lock people up in a tower just like mother Gothel '', I yelled this to our fellow friend who was like WTF.