Poke Logic Thread

[KokuraiNoSenshi 3,463]

I just don't see how you can forget the name of your own grandson. Come on, Prof Oak. You're bucking up.

Oh come on, we all know the game developers did that so all the immature teens of the past could name him Douche or Dick or something else stupid to make up for the "Smell ya later's!"

[Invincible 2,091]

Team Aqua's , Magma's, Galactic's, Plasma's and Flare's agenda: Capture legendary and powerful pokemon and use them to further their own goals. They must be stopped, the pokemon's powers are too dangerous!

 

The next day you walk into the pokemon league with 6 legendaries ,about to upset the balance of time and space to win a couple of battles, and nobody bats an eye.

[Shady Bubbles 429]

Oh come on, we all know the game developers did that so all the immature teens of the past could name him Douche or Dick or something else stupid to make up for the "Smell ya later's!"

I always gave the silly names to my Pokemon.

 

For example, my Smeargle is appropriately named JohnWGacy.

 

His moves:

Sleep Powder

Harden

Thrash

String Shot

 

Anyway, I never understood how Missingno. appears to be a ghost, but is 10 ft tall and weighs 3500 lbs.

Also I never understood the logic behind Flareon. "Let's give Eevee a cool looking fire type evolution, but make its attack its highest stat and give it no physical moves! GENIUS"

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,839]

Team Aqua's , Magma's, Galactic's, Plasma's and Flare's agenda: Capture legendary and powerful pokemon and use them to further their own goals. They must be stopped, the pokemon's powers are too dangerous!

 

The next day you walk into the pokemon league with 6 legendaries ,about to upset the balance of time and space to win a couple of battles, and nobody bats an eye.

This so much,its bad when someone else wants legendaries but you? Nope.

 

Got 6 Duplicate Mewtwo's,not a problem! 

[KokuraiNoSenshi 3,463]

Team Aqua's , Magma's, Galactic's, Plasma's and Flare's agenda: Capture legendary and powerful pokemon and use them to further their own goals. They must be stopped, the pokemon's powers are too dangerous!

 

The next day you walk into the pokemon league with 6 legendaries ,about to upset the balance of time and space to win a couple of battles, and nobody bats an eye.

Something sort of similar to this, if you remember the gamecube Pokemon games, there was one (think it was XD...) that the bad guys were the ones stealing Pokemon. Ok, so, they are bad, makes sense. All the people stealing Pokemon, like Team Rocket & all, are bad. So why isn't my friend when he uses the steal Pokemon hack (the one that lets you catch an opponents Pokemon) public enemy number one???

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,839]

Actually now that i think about it,between all the broken godlike legendary Pokemon,im surprised humanity hasn't gone extinct as a result or the world hasn't been destroyed or some other calamity...

[Invincible 2,091]

If evolution is the answer to life in pokemon, and humankind didn't exist in prehistory, what did humans evolve from? And more importantly - what typing do they have and what movepool? I'd like to catch one.

 

Also there's this:

 

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,839]

If evolution is the answer to life in pokemon, and humankind didn't exist in prehistory, what did humans evolve from? And more importantly - what typing do they have and what movepool?

 

 

I wondered this as well,tho i think this vid tried to answer that question

 

 

Edited June 26, 2014 by Pinkamena-Pills

[Invincible 2,091]

@Pinkamena-Pills

 

That image with the human face on Pikachu - that's the stuff of nightmares, right there.

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,839]

@,Ya i decided to put it in spoilers because it is abit creepy...*cringes* 

[ChoroChii 284]

 

 

DON'T YOU Dare RIDE THAT BIKE INDOORS!

Edited June 26, 2014 by Sapphire-Ashes

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Now the question remains.

 

HOW THE HECK CAN A SKITTY AND WAILORD BREED? I DON'T EVEN WANNA IMAGINE IT.

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,839]

@,If the Skitty is male then maybe theirs a way lol...but if the Walord is a male then...

 

 

 

 

God help that poor Skitty

 

Edited June 26, 2014 by Pinkamena-Pills

[Moonlight Magician 494]

Here's another:

-FEMALE Machamps

-MALE Lopunny

-MALE Gardevoir (oh dear god.. )

 

When Miltank uses Milk Drink, it is basically drinking from its own..nipples

 

Ditto can breed with BOTH male and female Pokémon. Ditto sure gets around...

 

Some genderless Pokémon like Rotom and Manaphy can breed with Ditto

Edited June 26, 2014 by Moonlight Magician

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,839]

 

 

When Miltank uses Milk Drink, it is basically drinking from its own..nipples

 

I literally burst out in laughter after reading this. 

[Invincible 2,091]

Deoxys, the DNA pokemon... seriously, what can be said at this point? What are in it's cells - DNA? Is it the size of a molecule?

Does DNA have DNA in it's DNA?

 

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,839]

Deoxys, the DNA pokemon... seriously, what can be said at this point? What are in it's cells - DNA? Is it the size of a molecule?

Does DNA have DNA in it's DNA?

Well Deoxys...

 

Well he erm...

 

Well its because...

 

........

[ChoroChii 284]

 

Exactly how it goes. xD lol

[Espurr 449]

Dugtrio and Diglett. Nobody knows what's under there. Yet in Pokémon X and Y in super training, if you play with it in the soccer mini games, it shows that the dirt around it is it's body and that there is nothing underneath. Try it. There's nothing under there.

[KokuraiNoSenshi 3,463]

Dugtrio and Diglett. Nobody knows what's under there. Yet in Pokémon X and Y in super training, if you play with it in the soccer mini games, it shows that the dirt around it is it's body and that there is nothing underneath. Try it. There's nothing under there.

Look back through the pictures on this thread. Someone posted a pic of Dugtrio being held up by someone &... Well it had nothing but dirt under it

[GONEFOREVER 518]

Pokemon can be blasted with fire, sliced with claws, be shot a with high pressure water, get poisoned, paralyzed, burned, hit by thunder, and the worst that happens to them is they faint.

[Invincible 2,091]

A criminal organization trying to capture legendary pokemon using complex traps and methods, failing because of flawed plans and incompetent members.

A kid throws a masterball and makes it on the first try.

 

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Trying to steal trainers' pokemon? Battle for em'. Heaven forbid robbery at gunpoint!

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Time for another one that bothers me

[KokuraiNoSenshi 3,463]

I honestly don't even know what that is. I have completely forgotten what the whole purpose of that Pokeball.

 

Oh, this one is from Mystery Dungeon, & is more of a pet peeve, but still; Not being able to evolve your Pokemon (or your companion) in Time & Darkness. WHY!?!?!?!? That is a STUPID design!

[Midnight Starfall 179]

This. This right here. I don't even know...