Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[Star Racer 198]

My baby cousins training potty that he never uses....wait, what the hell is that doing in here?

[Koukatsu 5,899]

...I shall beat you to death with an empty water bottle! :U

[Star Racer 198]

Trash bag, of which is halfway full of garbage...

[Ziltoid the Omniscient 286]

*impales you with a doorknob*

[Star Racer 198]

Window........yup

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

This clock shall tick the final seconds of YOUR LIFE!!

[Star Racer 198]

My new toothbrush...unlucky for you, i just finished using it.

[SomeRegularReshiram 37]

Die by my large flat-screen tv!

[Wicked Funky 2,955]

 

IL WRECK YOU WITH MY ERASER... OF DOOOOOM!

[Ponitten 43]

I SHALL KILL YOU WITH MY DEMONIC 3DS!

[Ponitten 43]

I'm going to destroy you with a...CAT...wait the cat is gone.....so die from my LEFT SPEAKER !

[SomeRegularReshiram 37]

My Nintendo 3DS stylus will be your end!

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Since its morning and Im still in bed, I'll hit you with this pillow.

But beware! It's no ordinary pillow! It's memory foam, and it's about as hard as a brick. Heck I've even been bruised by it. One hit will likely KO you!

[SomeRegularReshiram 37]

Your going down! I'm armed with my copy of Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask 3D.

[Grepper 3,192]

*Hits you with my electric guitar*

[HunterTSN 1,444]

USB cable, how practical for strangling you...

[Grepper 3,192]

*Chokes*

 

My ghost retaliates by hitting you with my guitar amp.

[Saylor Scout 66]

A giant fan.... This could wooork.

Edited April 28, 2015 by Saylor Scout

[Grepper 3,192]

Suffocates you in Dihydrogen Monoxide.

[Saylor Scout 66]

AHHHH! SCIENCE!!!!!!

 

Fear my wireless mouse!!! *Chucks a computer mouse at you*

[Guest]

I kill you with a water bottle.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

I'll tell my friend to kill you xD

[Grepper 3,192]

*Throws a bank bag of cents at you.* (5000 cents total)

[KeithDJohnson 40]

ah ha my cd player. Opens cd player, no cd. Opens battery cover, no batteries. Looks to left to see Energizer batteries are fully charged. In a spooky voice I say, "swallow my magic pills and you'll keep going and going."

[Grepper 3,192]

*Gives a literal death stare*