Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[yayayayayala 1,668]

ah ha my cd player. Opens cd player, no cd. Opens battery cover, no batteries. Looks to left to see Energizer batteries are fully charged. In a spooky voice I say, "swallow my magic pills and you'll keep going and going."

Whooooa, you're GOOD.

 

A book! *cartoonish smacking sounds*

[Grepper 3,192]

An electric drill.

Gory, huh?

[An Unknown Pony. 370]

Suffocated by a metal pot

[Guest]

Kills you with luggage bag.

[Grepper 3,192]

I did it in the library with the candlestick.

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

Ah, Clue. 

I'm taking you down with this old flip phone!

[Grepper 3,192]

I order the green plastic toy soldier on my left to shoot you.

 

Ah, Clue. 

I'm taking you down with this old flip phone!

 

Is that the version with the embedded razor blade?

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

The fluffiness of this blanket will kill you to death! 

 

Is that the version with the embedded razor blade?

 

Nope. Just a plain old flip phone. 

[Grepper 3,192]

I force a shovel down your throat. You die of choking.

[Guest]

I kill you with a trophy that is not mine xD

[Grepper 3,192]

I throw a 3D printer at you... You die.

[Yoshi89 5,293]

Pillow fight! Death by feathers.

[Grepper 3,192]

I retaliate by throwing a manhole cover at you. It slices you in half.

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

I'll clock you over the head with this bottle of Ginger Ale.

Oh well. It was nice knowing you. At least you'll have something sweet to drink as you plummet to your doom.

[Grepper 3,192]

And I was just getting to know you...

Slugs you with a pirated copy of GIMP.

[yayayayayala 1,668]

And I was just getting to know you...

Slugs you with a pirated copy of GIMP.

What is a pirated copy of GIMP? It's free   XD

*looks to left* Well I've used my stuffed giraffe too many times in this thread, so let's go past her to the shelf...AHA! Headphones! I'll put them on you and turn the volume up to way higher than 11

[Guest]

I throw a refrigerator

[Grepper 3,192]

You are hit squarely on the head with my external hard drive loaded with 60 GB of pony videos. (Its contents are irrelevant, but it's more fun that way. )

 

I throw a refrigerator

You're strong!

 

What is a pirated copy of GIMP? It's free   XD

*looks to left* Well I've used my stuffed giraffe too many times in this thread, so let's go past her to the shelf...AHA! Headphones! I'll put them on you and turn the volume up to way higher than 11

Permanent hearing damage was caused, but no death resulted.

[Star Racer 198]

A hair spray can. Lucky me, i am a pyro and ALWAYS have a lighter in my pocket. Sorry about not being able to get you an open cascet.

Edited May 1, 2015 by Stat Razer

[Grepper 3,192]

I trick you into eating hemlock. The plant was on my left, of course.

[Noei 718]

You are killed by math homework 

Edited May 2, 2015 by NoeI

[Grepper 3,192]

You are strangled with a shower curtain.

[Star Racer 198]

A wooden stove.....not to mention the lighter in my left pocket.

[The Professor...8D 823]

Death by Musical Snowglobe.............you're DoomeD........MUAhahaahahaahahahahaha

Edited May 3, 2015 by The Professor

[Star Racer 198]

Death my dolphin snowglobe.

War of the snowglobes!!!