Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Wii Controller! I'd use the giant hand's finger to poke you to death! Hard!

 

..Darn it, out of batteries!

Edited June 19, 2015 by Lord Bradley

[Star Racer 198]

Sadist...

Psycho...

Thanks for the compliment.

 

Measuring cup caked with baking soda? How the *yay* am I supposed to kill you with that?! Cmon, guys, i really need some better equipment than this.

[Grepper 3,192]

I kill you with a Chopin CD.

[Star Racer 198]

A rather thick wooden door, with three windows in it.

There isnt enough space to explain how it would happen, but the door would be fire kindling afterwards.....

Edited June 19, 2015 by Star Racer

[Grepper 3,192]

I kill you with a cardboard box containing packing peanuts and an Apple iBook.

[Star Racer 198]

My parents headboard.

Just add the remains of it to the fire kindling.

[Grepper 3,192]

I hand you a Firefox. You burn to death.

[yayayayayala 1,668]

I hand you a Firefox. You burn to death.

Which happens to be the browser I'm using. XD

 

A large 374-page book, and a kawaii GoGroove panda speaker.

[Grepper 3,192]

I force you to eat Chromium.

(The open source version of Google Chrome, in case you didn't know.)

[Magic Gypsy Dice 347]

*Kills yayayayayala :3 by smashing a light bulb of a lamp starts stabbing yayayayayala :3 with the lamp spear*

[Guest]

I guess I'll throw my pillow at you

[Grepper 3,192]

I throw my computer desk at you.

 

I guess I'll throw my pillow at you

 

It was super effective!

[yayayayayala 1,668]

Ninja'd cause I got distracted, but I'll keep my first thing

*Kills yayayayayala :3 by smashing a light bulb of a lamp starts stabbing yayayayayala :3 with the lamp spear*

*stops you by killing you with the cuteness of my stuffed giraffe Pookie*

 

OK now for the real post

I throw my computer desk at you.

*uses Pookie again* A desk is no match for adorableness!

[Grepper 3,192]

*Kills you with cuteness*

 

 

[Magic Gypsy Dice 347]

Rips the leg off a chair and smashing Greppertas's head.

[Guest]

I don't have anything to the left of me so I'll just poke you to death with my left hand.

[Grepper 3,192]

Death by a thousand paper cuts... with an antique book.

[Magic Gypsy Dice 347]

 

Rips Gone Airbourne's eyeballs with a pencil.

[Grepper 3,192]

I stab Gypsy Dice with a box knife.

[Magic Gypsy Dice 347]

Uses meathook to disembowel Greppertas

Kills Magic Gypsy Dice with a frying pan

[Grepper 3,192]

I cut your jugular vein with a straight-edge razor.

[Magic Gypsy Dice 347]

Runs Grep over with a car.

[Grepper 3,192]

*Runs Gypsy over with a tank*

[yayayayayala 1,668]

*Runs Gypsy over with a tank*

You really had a tank to your left?

*starts hitting with Bandaid box*

[Grepper 3,192]

I hit you on the head with my glasses case.

 

You really had a tank to your left?

*starts hitting with Bandaid box*

 

Yep.

No, not really.