Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[Moonlit_Night 223]

what's with the soldering iron... xD

[Your Nightly Spectre 1,061]

Christmas sweater it is. Prepare to be strangled with the holiday spirit.

Edited December 22, 2015 by The Lonesome Spectre

[Moonlit_Night 223]

Ceiling... (In laying on my side) how does one kill someone with a ceiling...

[Solid 1,327]

50lb discuses.

 

I promise you pain without end. ):3

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

i see my printer, i'll make copies of you and tear them apart

[Moonlit_Night 223]

Blanket, I shall suffocate you!

[Sekr Gray 520]

My father? Um, I guess this works?

 

Otherwise, you're getting Robitussin overdose in your sleep

[Moonlit_Night 223]

Robitussin.... *looks to the left* well shit.... Robitussin overdose to you too

Edited December 25, 2015 by Straight Shot

[Grepper 3,192]

I throw a package of socks that I got for Christmas at you.

[Plume 922]

Uh...

 

A tissue.

 

Very deadly mhm.

[Sekr Gray 520]

The mighty powah of the discarded stocking compels me to kill!

[Wicked Funky 2,955]

Taste the fury of my relentless water bottle.

[Moonlit_Night 223]

*throws 3D printer* at least thats what I would have said IF THE PAKAGE WOULD JUST GET HERE ALREADY!!!!! Instead you get thrown into a wall and then beat to death

Edited December 27, 2015 by Straight Shot

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

*kills you with entire fricken' universe*  The universe is all around me, even to my left. Yes, even yourself. Stopping hitting yourself.

[Moonlit_Night 223]

Lel

 

Killed with a pillow... PILLOW FIGHT TO THE DEATH!!!

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

kills with random two by four

[Moonlit_Night 223]

Killed with a mattress.. Cool

[Fixedys 501]

PREPARE TO DIE! *Flicks out Lava Lamp*

[Moonlit_Night 223]

*grabs pillowcase* DIE!

[Brobocop 167]

There isn't anything to my left, so let's get creative.

My Stand, Daft Punk!! (JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure reference.)

 

*tears holes in the space-time continuum, ripping your body to shreds*

[Moonlit_Night 223]

Ceiling...

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

Meson Bolt used pillow smack!

 

...It's not very effective.

[Moonlit_Night 223]

You have been thrown into the wall

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

Meson Bolt used bed!

 

Rejuvenation - +20 Action Points!

Laziness - +10 Apathy Points!

Awoken Before Noon - Mood dropped to angry!

Edited December 27, 2015 by Meson Bolt

[Moonlit_Night 223]

*throws you into another bed*