Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[Crypty Scribbles 3,394]

How about a magic trick?

 

I'm gonna make this pencil dissapear...

 

[Snow 5,330]

e-e ehhh... to my left... i have 2 books to choose from.. both soft cover but really damn thick.. one is the holy bible and the other is mein kamph (which is almost twice as thick on account of a larger font) ima make it your call.. which book should i use? or maybe both? XD
 

[Venomous 18,827]

Llama plush to the face

[Kiri 7,280]

Hmm... *throws a lamp at your head*

 

-misreading threads like a bawss...I should go sleep now

Edited September 13, 2016 by Lady Kiriness

[N.W. 3,619]

Death by socks! 

[Snow 5,330]

a 4G wifi modem (if it breaks when i kill you a swear to god im going to kill you again!)

[Amorphis 351]

Have a frequency inverter

[Teavvi 627]

Um...how am I supposed to kill you with a bath tub?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

My basket of laundry? i don't think that's possible.

[Raven Rawne 1,374]

Visconti Rembrandt fountain pen... Multiple stabs in the neck. I kinda haven't paid attention to the anatomy classes back in Uni and may need a couple attempts to sever the neck arteries properly, so could you please stop struggling? If that's not an issue of course...

[Whirlwind 1,048]

Jokes on you!

I have a Rainbow Dash plushie next to me.

 

So....Enjoy death from cuteness  

[Drunk Not I Am 1,070]

I saw a bath robe. I GUESS It'd be OK for suffocation. 

[Lulaypp 2,555]

I shall bake you in an oven!

[Kiri 7,280]

I've got a lamp...Lights out. Lol get it cause... *walks away*

[Guest]

Kills you with my guitar... ouch

[Venomous 18,827]

iHome to the face

[Telferi 6,906]

i'll cut your skin with my piece of paper!

[Guest]

iHome to the face

 

I'm kay with this as long as it's playing metal

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ouch... this is all steel to that's gunna hurt!

Edited November 10, 2016 by Gone Airbourne

[Mario 2]

*sees desk*

Time to smash someone with this desk.

[gamecubeguy214 2,511]

Jokes on you!

I have a Rainbow Dash plushie next to me.

 

So....Enjoy death from cuteness  

 

I wish I had one.

 

I mean, a glass mug may do the trick for an overweight 2D plumber.

[Baykush 328]

I guess I'll have to throw you my sweater and hope you choke on it.

[Lulaypp 2,555]

Who wants to be killed by a sofa?

[Clod 8,293]

Looks like I'm killing you with "Sani Sticks"... which are supposed to keep your drain pipes clean I guess?

Uhm... y'know what? I'd rather not. You can live.

[Derpy Derper 87]

Prepare for the power of covers

[Clod 8,293]

Not if I kill you with a muffin!

Wait... that's a waste of muffins...