Southern Talk

[Twireadbok 142]

Make a slightly confusing metaphor, simile or other analogy that Applejack (or any other stereotypical southern character) might say.

 

Example: That's as dumb as a sake of flour in a pond on the first of April.

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

what'd y'all say bout Texas?

[Admiral Regulus 2,769]

Ya'll ain't too good at this, are ya?

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

I'm from Texas and I got nuthin.

[Samurai Equine 52,610]

Ya'll come back now, ya hear?!

 

I'm from Texas and I got nuthin.

 

I am also from Texas, and I am disappoint... Y'all need to get back on the saddle!

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

Ya'll come back now, ya hear?!

 

 

I am also from Texas, and I am disappoint... Y'all need to get back on the saddle!

 

To be fair, I'm not from the deep southern parts of texas, and I've only rode a horse once in my life.

 

I'll give it a try though..

 

You got more spit in yer ear than a hibernating badger thrown into the local wino's face grill!

Edited November 9, 2014 by Minister KelGrym

[Galen Selanno 351]

Ya'll got more stuffin' leakin' out yer sofa seets than comes out of my Thanksgiving terrkee, bed mattriss, and truck seets combahned!

[DormantAccount 308]

This thread was more off trail than a donkey with a blindfold.

 

It's getting better

[Galen Selanno 351]

Y'all caynt shoot a rahfle tah save yer pickup truck.

 

For the record, I'm the only one qualified here to talk in a southern way because I live in rural south Georgia.

Edited November 22, 2014 by TheAnonBrony

[DormantAccount 308]

You're more wrong than a Yankees fan in the South.

 

I'm from Texas

[Galen Selanno 351]

Texas ain't the south! It's the Midwest!

 

Thayr ain't enough room in theeis town fer the two of us, so one of us raydnecks is gonna hayfta leev.

[DormantAccount 308]

Horse Hockey

 

You got more gall than a fox in a chicken coop.

[Scrubbed user 3,417]

For the record, I'm the only one qualified here to talk in a southern way because I live in rural south Georgia.

 

Aw yer full'a she-yit!

 

(Al Gore's birthplace here.)

[Gone Airbourne 21,977]

Dag nabit! Waht in the hell are yall talkin' bout now yall whippersnappers?

[Concerto Dusk 240]

Y'all Damn Yankees can't take a bit of hard work?

 

Funny that I am a Damn Yankee living in the south now.

[Gone Airbourne 21,977]

Dogone it go git back in yo nascar driving round left an right and git meh some damn barhb ah que! Ya'll better done git er dun right now sunny!

Edited November 23, 2014 by Gone Airbourne

[Buck Testa 5,505]

Bless yer lil hearts tryn'a speak southern like, its just precious.