Things not to say in a book club

[Virgil 685]

As the title suggest, say something that you should never say in a book club meeting. Let's get this started:

"I could really identify with the character of Hannibal Lecter in the book this month."

[Hardcore Alf Fan 6]

I enjoyed this Atlas Shrugged book we are reading.

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

Oh I'm gonna like this thread.

Edited December 12, 2014 by Semper Fi

[Virgil 685]

"So for next months book, can we read this 500 page MLP fan fic?"

[Hardcore Alf Fan 6]

I have no idea what the hype of this "Bible" is all about. It's a pretty bad book.

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

The Very Hungry Caterpillar literally brought me to tears.

[Virgil 685]

"My mistake, I thought this was a Book Burning Club!"

[Catsle 604]

"I really liked the part where she had fun in bed with him, it reminds me of my self at night"

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

Why don't we just watch the movie

[Virgil 685]

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

Do coloring books count too?

[Concerto Dusk 240]

Still a better love story than Twilight.

 

I am sorry, it had to be done

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

Oh I forgot I don't know how to read.

[Catsle 604]

Can I get free snacks then leave I got things to do today, but I don't feel like going to the gas station

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

I was told there'd be rice krispies

[Virgil 685]

"I'm super excited about reading the Communist Manifesto for next time!"

[Hardcore Alf Fan 6]

I have to say, I really enjoy the writer behind Mein Kampf.

[Catsle 604]

Sorry what were you saying I fell asleep after you talked about how you were happy to hear about the butterflys in the book

[Virgil 685]

What do you mean reading the 'Cliff Notes' doesn't count?

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

[Catsle 604]

I lost my book after the camp fire we had light night

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

what's a book?

[Catsle 604]

I say we ditch this place and go get drunk

[Sigma 768]

The movie was better.

[Concerto Dusk 240]

Why isn't the page Turning when I tap the book? *Pokes books cover*