Brony Slam Poem/ Rap

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Read this in a slam poem type cadence and it might come off better. BTW there are show cross over references can you spot them?

 

All My Bronies

 

Sit right back and you'll hear a tale

The tail of boy and his pony

Whether you got a shiv or a yoni

A Pinkie Pie Pop could change view

Bring your comrades along bring old bring new

Launch from Chincoteague to Equestria we're bound

I found that all this sadness is tragic 

If only people knew that friendship is magic

Don't you know that the folks at Hasbro cracked the code

And now we owe it to ourselves to say it all the time

I'll even tell Megatron, Starscream, and Optimus prime

That I liked it tried it

If I see a colored horse I'll ride it

MLP to spread the news to your soul 

Find a pegasister then smoke a bowl

Its an apple family tradition 

I'm on a mission to spread cheer

Make a Rapidash so all can hear

Write a play and win a Tony

About how were better off

With My Little Pony