Tjb2000 26 January 17, 2015 Share January 17, 2015 of how George Washington tried to take over America. George Washington was born as February 22. February 22 is also known as national "cook a sweet potato" day. Sweet potatoes are important because of crop failures caused by typhoons. Typhoon rhymes with spoon. There is a national spoon museum in new jersey. New Jersey has 21 counties. 21 + 9 = 30. Wisconsin is the 30th state to join the US. There is a town in Wisconsin called "Porterfield". Porterfield is the middle name of morgan freeman. morgan freeman starred in the batman movies. Bats can also be known as vampires. Abraham Lincoln was a vampire hunter in his own movie. Abraham Lincoln was the 16th president of the US. 16 / 2 + 3 = 11. And more than 11 years ago, back to the future was released of DVD and Blu-ray for the first time. Back to the future is a story about time-travel. Thus resulting, George Washington is a time-travelling gypsy sent by the ancient gods to restore power to the earth. He was born as a half-man, half-robot during the American revolution; in which he had to fight off the redcoat-robots. But how is this possible?? Well, after George Washington faked his own death, he lived for 200 more years because CYBORGS NEVER DIE. So after he saw that America had become a chuck-Norris-loving, mcdonalds-worshipping, obamanation as it is today; and he decided he needed to bring death the America. So he went back to before the war, and killed the king of England. That's right, George Washington IS King George the III. (MIND = BLOWN). So after he took the throne, he spliced his own DNA with the redcoats to make the Robocop-redcoats. America fought them on a great battlefield, but still won. Why? because America is awesome. And George Washington had failed to change America to what it is today. But he still lurks in the shadows, waiting for vengeance as an alias known as: Nicholas Cage. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
President Of Space 45 January 17, 2015 Share January 17, 2015 OH MY GOD, the answers have been under our noses the entire time! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonasDarkmane 19,790 January 17, 2015 Share January 17, 2015 Sooooooooooooooooo. Lol 1 Signature by @Kyoshi Ask Me Matsunaga Hisahide's death https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKT5Khp3-0U Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nameless Knight 1,001 January 17, 2015 Share January 17, 2015 (edited) where did the numbers 9,2, and 3 come from? also everybody knows they weren't robo-cop redcoats! They were terminator-redcoats! Its common knowledge! Gosh! Edited January 17, 2015 by Times Hay "I had a name... forgot it many, centuries ago. It faded away like many things, but me. I'm still here, still here trying to find something. What is that something? I don't know, I forgot." -The Nameless Knight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjb2000 26 January 17, 2015 Author Share January 17, 2015 Conspiracy theorist logic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabulous Potato Pony 23 January 17, 2015 Share January 17, 2015 IT ALLL MAKES SENSE NICHOLAS CAGE I'M COMING FOR YOU 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Regulus 2,769 January 17, 2015 Share January 17, 2015 (edited) I have a Pinkie Pie launcher. Your argument is invalid. Finally! An appropriate time to use this image! Edited January 17, 2015 by Admiral Regulus 2 Tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VitalSpark 1,830 January 17, 2015 Share January 17, 2015 where did the numbers 9,2, and 3 come from? @@Tjb2000 probably didn't say because he thought it was too obvious. But for those who didn't understand where the numbers 9, 2, and 3 came from: Saint Plegmund died on August 2, in the year AD 923. Saint Plegmund is the secret patron saint of the USA (this is known only by the Bilderberg Group and a select few outsiders) which is why they signed the declaration of independence on August 2. 2 ~VitalSpark~ [fimfiction] [deviantart] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raini Skies 78 January 17, 2015 Share January 17, 2015 Wait. Does that mean the leader of the Illuminati is Nicholas Cage? America, open your eyes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CosmicMelody2112 209 January 17, 2015 Share January 17, 2015 (edited) .................... Edited April 27, 2023 by CosmicMelody2112 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut 7,005 January 17, 2015 Share January 17, 2015 This thread appears to be some manner of random (but strangely enjoyable) nonsense, or something spammy of the sort. Thus, it has been sentenced to the Forum Lounge section of Cloudsdale Colosseum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CC_Maud_Pie 6,431 January 17, 2015 Share January 17, 2015 That's a bit over thinking in my opinion. All my life needed was a sense of someplace to go. I don't believe that one should devote his life to morbid self-attention. I believe that someone should become a person like other people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hidey 2,836 January 17, 2015 Share January 17, 2015 this is my signature Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCS 7,537 January 18, 2015 Share January 18, 2015 wat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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