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of how George Washington tried to take over America. George Washington was born as February 22. February 22 is also known as national "cook a sweet potato" day. Sweet potatoes are important because of crop failures caused by typhoons. Typhoon rhymes with spoon. There is a national spoon museum in new jersey. New Jersey has 21 counties. 21 + 9 = 30. Wisconsin is the 30th state to join the US. There is a town in Wisconsin called "Porterfield". Porterfield is the middle name of morgan freeman. morgan freeman starred in the batman movies. Bats can also be known as vampires. Abraham Lincoln was a vampire hunter in his own movie. Abraham Lincoln was the 16th president of the US. 16 / 2 + 3 = 11. And more than 11 years ago, back to the future was released of DVD and Blu-ray for the first time. Back to the future is a story about time-travel. Thus resulting, George Washington is a time-travelling gypsy sent by the ancient gods to restore power to the earth. He was born as a half-man, half-robot during the American revolution; in which he had to fight off the redcoat-robots. But how is this possible?? Well, after George Washington faked his own death, he lived for 200 more years because CYBORGS NEVER DIE. So after he saw that America had become a chuck-Norris-loving, mcdonalds-worshipping, obamanation as it is today; and he decided he needed to bring death the America. So he went back to before the war, and killed the king of England. That's right, George Washington IS King George the III. (MIND = BLOWN). So after he took the throne, he spliced his own DNA with the redcoats to make the Robocop-redcoats. America fought them on a great battlefield, but still won. Why? because America is awesome. And George Washington had failed to change America to what it is today. But he still lurks in the shadows, waiting for vengeance as an alias known as: Nicholas Cage.

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where did the numbers 9,2, and 3 come from?

 

also everybody knows they weren't robo-cop redcoats! They were terminator-redcoats! Its common knowledge! Gosh!

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where did the numbers 9,2, and 3 come from?

 

@@Tjb2000 probably didn't say because he thought it was too obvious. But for those who didn't understand where the numbers 9, 2, and 3 came from:

 

Saint Plegmund died on August 2, in the year AD 923. 

 

Saint Plegmund is the secret patron saint of the USA (this is known only by the Bilderberg Group and a select few outsiders) which is why they signed the declaration of independence on August 2.

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This thread appears to be some manner of random (but strangely enjoyable) nonsense, or something spammy of the sort. Thus, it has been sentenced to the Forum Lounge section of Cloudsdale Colosseum.

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That's a bit over thinking in my opinion.


All my life needed was a sense of someplace to go. I don't believe that one should devote his life to morbid self-attention. I believe that someone should become a person like other people.

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