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If the ponies feared you for eating meat, how would you handle it?


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That's silly.  Rainbow Dash enjoys chicken:

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I recently went a week without meat.  She continued to have meat meals. x )


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You don't say!

So how does being better at obtaining meat than other animals make humans evil? The point is humans aren't these cliche villains that you make them out to be. For god's sake, you're a human.

 

 

I think you know just as well as I do that politicians could care less what we think. They control the media, so bad publicity is not an issue for them. They'd just demonize these ponies like they have any other population they went to war with in the last century. That's how propaganda works.

 

I didn't mean to imply that the government wouldn't do something like that to get something they want. I probably should've just said that humans don't simply act evil for the sake of being evil like in Ferngully. (Even if we were in a meat crisis, the less risky and expensive thing to do would be to hunt the wildlife in Equestria.)

 

But back on topic, let's say you're visited by Not ET. After hainging around with Not ET for a while, he talks about how some of his kind are hostile/greedy/unethical back home. Would you really react the same way you claim Twilight would to finding out humans eat meat?

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So how does being better at obtaining meat than other animals make humans evil? The point is humans aren't these cliche villains that you make them out to be. For god's sake, you're a human.

There's a difference between hunting periodically, and rounding up millions of intelligent creatures and essentially putting them in concentration camps (for any benefit, not just for food). There's nothing cliched about it when governments are still doing that to people even now.
 

I didn't mean to imply that the government wouldn't do something like that to get something they want. I probably should've just said that humans don't simply act evil for the sake of being evil like in Ferngully. (Even if we were in a meat crisis, the less risky and expensive thing to do would be to hunt the wildlife in Equestria.)

 

But back on topic, let's say you're visited by Not ET. After hainging around with Not ET for a while, he talks about how some of his kind are hostile/greedy/unethical back home. Would you really react the same way you claim Twilight would to finding out humans eat meat?

Of course we don't "act evil" for the sake of it. Nobody wants to think of themselves as evil. Even the biggest war criminals in history thought their victims were the evil ones.

And no, if Not ET was honest enough to tell me how unpleasant some of his people were, I wouldn't react that way. Being told about something up front creates trust, hence it has a different impact than finding it out for yourself. The OP is giving Twilight the latter.


 

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I would drag Twilight to human world, make her eat a piece of meat, and bring her back. Now I can tell the others that she likes meat too. We shall suffer together.

 

Or... ponies will attempt to capture me, the best solution for me will be standing against them. 


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Hmmm, well crap....

 

 

I'd try my best to explain to them that while we do eat meat, we don't eat Horse meat...

 

 

And I'd also try pushing the point that all Humans are different, some eat meat, some don't, and all that fun stuff..

 

 

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I would ask her how she ever got to the conclusion that these two are related. (see pictures) 

Obviously species on Earth are different from the species in Equestria.

 

Also there are carnivores in Equestria, so it's not a new concept for her.

The only scary thing would be the fact that you would be an alien, and are probably curious how ponies taste.

 

I'd explain to her that humans would have a hard time eating another sentient being, or animals used as pets.

Therefore she and the other ponies should have nothing to fear.

 

If Twilight had access to the internet, I think she'd be more afraid of humans finding out about this portal, and invading Equestria.

 

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I would try and ask the bears, wolves, cats, frogs, birds, worms and all other animals to accompany me to town, and them point out that...umm...animals eat other animals including all of these and a whole lot more than them. Almost every bug in the word is cannibalistic, all birds eat other birds of smaller size at least one point or another. So forth and so on. Then point out that I am an omnivore, not a carnivore. 

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But I'd just explain myself as best I can. Maybe try to turn the situation over to them ('how would you help us become less inhumane to animals?') and see if I can appeal to them to be forward thinking problem solvers instead of killing me arbitrarily. If that shit don't work, refer to my all caps above.

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This might seem left field but I would immediately go to Fluttershy for assistance on this. She loves all of the creatures of Equestria but that also means she would know that not every creature is a herbivore and she could potentially be the most understanding, her and Twilight. I would simply explain that we are specific on the meats that we eat so it could be anything and that way they would know that they have nothing to fear. Fluttershy would not like the idea of eating any other creatures though, I have a strong feeling with that. It would just take some long talks.

 

That and maybe potential pleading. :P


 

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Which part of the multiverse am I in? Assuming I can't use magic or have powers from the start, I'd panic. I'd run into the Everfree Forest, wait until things calm down then make a run for Canterlot. Then I'd either break into the castle or demand to talk to Princess Celestia. Then when I find her, I'd explain the situation and tell her to send me home and calm down the ponies too. And if she doesn't believe me (or if she goes nuts over it too) then I'd either knock out the princess of sunshine with my handy dandy frying pan and hold her for ransom or find Discord and tell him to send me home.

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Id try telling them that I dont eat horses(even though I am from Asia, where...well...) and that I ride horses instead. 

Oh wait, bad idea. Scrap that. Id probably get hung from the next lampost when I start describing how. 

 

Um...

Id try to explain that there I do not have any intent on eating any pony, and that I love horses a lot, and could not bear to see them suffer, let alone eat them. I wouldnt deny that I eat meat, but I would say that its a part of the fact that some animals need to eat meat to survive, and I would use biology to explain the lack of emzymes needed to digest grass means that humans need some source of protein( Id drag Dr Hooves to translate if they dont get it) 

Failing that, pleading. Failing the pleading, um...time to treat this like the zombie apocalypse. Minus the weapons, just running. 


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If ponies feared me for eating meat?

I would be a fear-mongering pony warlord who ravages the land of Equestria.

In all seriousness.. As sentient creatures, they would understand.

 

I guess it'd be like if Humankind met an alien race who were apparently vegetarian.


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