Ask Caliber and Violet!

[Fiery Shadow 109]

Question to violet:

If you like to hit your enemies, and hit them HARD, then maybe the Nyles Archery High-performance Compound bow is for you?

It has enough kinetic force to stop a rhino dead! can even be equipped with Explosive arrows, including delayed fuse and airburst frag, heck; even electric arrows!

 

Question to Caliber:

Fuse-delayed explosive Arrow in the rump?

 

(the reason i ask violet bigger questions is because she looks cute and is badass!)

[P-Jay 1,987]

Question to violet:

If you like to hit your enemies, and hit them HARD, then maybe the Nyles Archery High-performance Compound bow is for you?

It has enough kinetic force to stop a rhino dead! can even be equipped with Explosive arrows, including delayed fuse and airburst frag, heck; even electric arrows!

 

Question to Caliber:

Fuse-delayed explosive Arrow in the rump?

 

(the reason i ask violet bigger questions is because she looks cute and is badass!)

violet: wait...wait, wait, wait...what? alls i need to fight are my bare hooves!

 

caliber: nah.

[Xenomorphic 362]

*Chews on Dynamite Stick* Are you 2 Little Fillies Related or something?

[P-Jay 1,987]

*Chews on Dynamite Stick* Are you 2 Little Fillies Related or something?

caliber: *slices dynamite stick in half* nah.

 

violet: *lays on a cloud* that'd be cool, though.

[Xenomorphic 362]

caliber: *slices dynamite stick in half* nah.

 

violet: *lays on a cloud* that'd be cool, though.

"What-Hey I payed 20 bits for that!

[P-Jay 1,987]

"What-Hey I payed 20 bits for that!

"oh, relax."

[DarkusX 69]

If you was to date with the same gender.... how would you feel about it?

[P-Jay 1,987]

If you was to date with the same gender.... how would you feel about it?

caliber: ...i would feel conflicted.

 

violet: i would feel uncomfortable.

[DarkusX 69]

aw poor you....

 

so Violet... have ya ever pitty yourself as the weak link? or just think your too badass?

[P-Jay 1,987]

aw poor you....

 

so Violet... have ya ever pitty yourself as the weak link? or just think your too badass?

violet: *picks up fairly big boulder*

 

what'd you say?

[DarkusX 69]

option 2 it is I guess....

 

Caliber... why arnt ya strong like Violet? don't you want to become better?

[P-Jay 1,987]

option 2 it is I guess....

 

Caliber... why arnt ya strong like Violet? don't you want to become better?

caliber: i may not be strong, but im skilled! i can still take her! with superior skill!!

 

violet: i dont deny that you have skill, but i have a rather lot of training, too...

 

caliber: i could still win...

[DarkusX 69]

Been fun answering you both a few.... but toobad I cant think of anything else for a month or more I guess.

 

hopefully ill see ya fight in some way.

[P-Jay 1,987]

Been fun answering you both a few.... but toobad I cant think of anything else for a month or more I guess.

 

hopefully ill see ya fight in some way.

caliber: well, theres an RP we're both in...how about we settle this in the arena, violet?

 

violet: wish granted!

 

(but yeah, theres an RP called Adventures in Bangcolt, and i could arrange a cal vs vi if you wanna see them fight)

[DarkusX 69]

truly and surely I would like too.

[P-Jay 1,987]

truly and surely I would like too.

alright, ill mention you when i do it. XD

[Fiery Shadow 109]

*Sees a shining red button that says "WARNING, DO NOT PRESS" and some other text in a weird language*

Hey! .50! you know what this button does?

 

*Presses it*

 

 

 

 

...oh shoot! i just found out what that text below said!

 

it said "Cupcakes"!

 

WE'RE GOING TO DIE!

 

 

Edited July 15, 2015 by LtCol Michael Sykes

[P-Jay 1,987]

*Sees a shining red button that says "WARNING, DO NOT PRESS" and some other text in a weird language*

Hey! .50! you know what this button does?

 

*Presses it*

 

 

 

 

...oh shoot! i just found out what that text below said!

 

it said "Cupcakes"!

 

WE'RE GOING TO DIE!

caliber: "...wait...this isnt a question..."

 

violet: "i thought only questions were allowed?"

[Not Yellow Diamond 924]

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Is it wrong for a vegetarian to eat animal crackers?

If people from Poland are called ""poles"" are people from Holland called ""holes?""

Can you cry under water?

Is there an abbreviation for the word abbreviation?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it is called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it is called cargo?

If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?

What is another word for thesaurus?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

What do they use to ship styrofoam?

When sign makers go on strike, what do their signs say? 

Is it okay to shoot tourists during tourist season?

Why can't we tickle ourselves?

Why does the word 'monosyllabic' have five syllables?

Why do they call a building a buildingwhen it is alread built?

If seven-elevens are always open, why do they have locks on their doors?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown, too? 

If honesty is the best policy, then is dishonesty the second best policy?

When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose? 

 

If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how will anyone ever know?

 

Enjoy,

[P-Jay 1,987]

caliber: o_0

 

violet: lets do this.

 

caliber: indeed!

 

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

caliber: because there isnt air for it to dry.

 

Is it wrong for a vegetarian to eat animal crackers?

violet: no, because its just crackers!

 

If people from Poland are called ""poles"" are people from Holland called ""holes?""

caliber: even if they aren't, they are now!

 

Can you cry under water?

violet: im too tough to cry!

 

Is there an abbreviation for the word abbreviation?

caliber: abb--...ab...abbrr...no, there isnt!

 

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

violet: because they obviously didnt think it out!

 

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

caliber: we ARE in a world with no hypothetical situations.

 

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

caliber: with FI-YAH!!!

 

violet: it was my turn, but whatever...

 

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it is called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it is called cargo?

violet: *shrugs* why is iceland filled with greenery, and greenland filled with ice?

 

If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?

violet: im sure it becomes roadkill.

 

What is another word for thesaurus?

violet: sourcebook.

 

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

caliber: because some people just wanna watch the world burn.

 

What do they use to ship styrofoam?

violet: a...um...more styrofoam?

 

When sign makers go on strike, what do their signs say? 

caliber: nothing. its blank.

 

Is it okay to shoot tourists during tourist season?

violet: lets find out, shall we?!

 

Why can't we tickle ourselves?

caliber: well, you gotta understand that the response to being tickled is a defensive reaction to a possibly dangerous threat. our brain wont calm down with ponies that isnt yourself touching you, so it triggers the defensive response. which is laughing, and thrashing. so, when WE tickle ourselves, our brains think 'its cool, its us.' so it doesn't trigger our defensive response.

 

Why does the word 'monosyllabic' have five syllables?

violet: because thats the language we speak.

 

Why do they call a building a building when it is already built?

caliber: because the guy who named everything got lazy.

 

If seven-elevens are always open, why do they have locks on their doors?

violet: well, think about it. wouldn't you wanna be able to lock your door when you see a crazy butcher-knife-wielding fat guy in a pig mask walking towards the store?

 

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown, too? 

caliber: they took an oath, they gotta follow it.

 

If honesty is the best policy, then is dishonesty the second best policy?

violet: its a matter of opinion. 

 

When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose? 

caliber: *puts on glasses-with-mustache*

 

lets find out, shall we?

 

*comes back with broken glasses, and face*

 

no, they dont.

 

If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how will anyone ever know?

violet: by waiting for the next dictionary.

 

Enjoy,

caliber: WE DID IT

 

violet: WOOOOOO!

 

caliber: VICTORY!

Edited July 16, 2015 by PeytonJay

[Fiery Shadow 109]

caliber: "...wait...this isnt a question..."

 

violet: "i thought only questions were allowed?"

i asked what it did before pressing it out of curiosity.

[P-Jay 1,987]

i asked what it did before pressing it out of curiosity.

caliber: wait, you didn't pres the big red button, did you?!

[Little Red 1,529]

Dear Caliber and Violet,

What thought/message would you put into a fortune cookie?

Sincerely,

Prince Macintosh

[P-Jay 1,987]

Dear Caliber and Violet,

What thought/message would you put into a fortune cookie?

Sincerely,

Prince Macintosh

Caliber: "i would put 'do you wanna fight?'"

 

Violet: "i would put 'lifes a slot machine. play till you hit the jackpot."

[Little Red 1,529]

Caliber: "i would put 'do you wanna fight?'"

 

Violet: "i would put 'lifes a slot machine. play till you hit the jackpot."

Dear Caliber and Violet,

That was beautiful

Sincerely,

That one guy