Ask Celestia

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

You asked her out.

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

hey Doc, Should we tell him

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

Well, he's to stupid to remember, but I don't want to hurt her making her wait. Go ahead.

[Prince Midnight 817]

mabey this is better for another topic, i mean this IS an ask celestia thread...... were not exactly asking celestia here

 

hey trollestia, you love your sister with all your heart right?

[Lunatic 1,186]

Don't worry, he's no harm to you, me, Tia, or anypony in this room. His date would otherwise be very dissapointed... Right, Prince?

 

are you refering to us?

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

eeyup

[Prince of darkness 1]

Hmm i still need to kill my brother Edited April 18, 2012 by Prince of darkness

[Nightfall 3,950]

So... did you invite click-and-drag? It's so awesome...

[Philomena 66]

Is it legal that humans play with their ponies?

[Prince of darkness 1]

Besides i dont think luna would want me anywhere near her now

[Lunatic 1,186]

Is it legal that humans play with their ponies?

 

tia have you seen our my little huma- wait... THEY ARE REAL!!

 

Besides i dont think luna would want me anywhere near her now

 

not if you are executing your own blood.

[Prince of darkness 1]

We have been doing this in my family for a long time and my brother screwd up bigtime so now i have to kill him hell if i wanted i could end my mother and father and become the high ruler in my empire

[Lunatic 1,186]

We have been doing this in my family for a long time and my brother screwd up bigtime so now i have to kill him hell if i wanted i could end my mother and father and become the high ruler in my empire

 

such a romantic thing to say.

[Grtxkkyz 388]

Thank you for answering my questions.Here,have some fresh hay as a reward:

And this is Godzilla:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godzilla

[Prince Midnight 817]

hey luna wanna go somewhere to eat while he broods? TOTALLY NOT A DATE

[Musical-Mettaur 41]

Question. What the hell is with all them freaks?

Really. All them tries ta do is talk 'bout their creepy shate nobody gives a rat's ass 'bout. Or tries ta be all powerful? Whats with that stuff? What tha hell that boy be talkin' bout, killin' his kin? Ya don't kill kin!

 

-From, Hick The Bear

[Prince of darkness 1]

Well then that finalised my decision. I shall kill my brother then my mother then last but not least my father they will all suffer for what they did to me

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

mabey this is better for another topic, i mean this IS an ask celestia thread...... were not exactly asking celestia here

 

hey trollestia, you love your sister with all your heart right?

 

Yes I was about to post that as an update on the front page,and as a notification in a next post. This is an ask thread, not a spam random rp thread.

 

And Yes I love Luna with every fiber of my heart.

 

 

Is it legal that humans play with their ponies?

 

No is not, everypony has their favorite toys, why ban them?

 

 

hey luna wanna go somewhere to eat while he broods? TOTALLY NOT A DATE

 

Umm, if I said yes where would we eat?

 

Question. What the hell is with all them freaks?

Really. All them tries ta do is talk 'bout their creepy shate nobody gives a rat's ass 'bout. Or tries ta be all powerful? Whats with that stuff? What tha hell that boy be talkin' bout, killin' his kin? Ya don't kill kin!

 

-From, Hick The Bear

 

It is just amazing I was able to decypher this message at all..It's the internet, so I guess that is as best as I can answer?

 

 

So... did you invite click-and-drag? It's so awesome...

 

You may have to be a bit more specific there.

Edited April 19, 2012 by CeIestia

[Musical-Mettaur 41]

One quake question fer' yer Haghness. Does dat "Prance O' Darknase" creep tha hecks outta ya too? Cuz he sure as the Devil creepers me out dandy! Why he braggin' on all dat he's torturin' all his kin to death? He's jus' creepy, wut I thank.

 

-Hick The Bear

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

One quake question fer' yer Haghness. Does dat "Prance O' Darknase" creep tha hecks outta ya too? Cuz he sure as the Devil creepers me out dandy! Why he braggin' on all dat he's torturin' all his kin to death? He's jus' creepy, wut I thank.

 

-Hick The Bear

 

​While I do find he is quite open about his family crises, and he may seem a bit drunk on being a sadist, It honestly doesn't creep me out, and I genuinely feel bad for his brother.

[Prince of darkness 1]

Princess can you call your guards off they are trying to arrest me

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Princess can you call your guards off they are trying to arrest me

 

We cannot have a rampaging murderous pony running wild in Equestria. I am sorry, but you are no longer welcome at Canterlot, and you will have to return to your family. This is for the safety of everypony.

[Musical-Mettaur 41]

Dear...Princaess...Celebria...

 

Wait, ya don't say dear when it'sa talkin' muzzle ta muzzle. Well, I'mma git ma gun and git him poor kin out of his basement with all them weird "Faetish" torture stuffz. Ya mind not arrestin' me when I git ma shotgun, and blast his sorry sadist ass inta tha water?

 

-Hick The Bear

[Prince of darkness 1]

i was leaving when your guards got me and they never counted as my family after what they did to me

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Dear...Princaess...Celebria...

 

Wait, ya don't say dear when it'sa talkin' muzzle ta muzzle. Well, I'mma git ma gun and git him poor kin out of his basement with all them weird "Faetish" torture stuffz. Ya mind not arrestin' me when I git ma shotgun, and blast his sorry sadist ass inta tha water?

 

-Hick The Bear

 

I literally couldn't make sense of this. I admire you trying to keep true to your character, but if you could not butcher the sentences so much so I can decipher it, that would be much appreciated.

 

i was leaving when your guards got me and they never counted as my family after what they did to me

 

Family is family. They will just escort you out without force. If you are resistant, they will use force of course, but I don't expect that.