Musical-Mettaur 41 April 19, 2012 Share April 19, 2012 *Clears throat, drinks water, shoots a rodent with a sawed-off, and guzzles Tabasco Sauce®* There, that should help..sentences..what I was sayin' was..I'mma going ta- I mean to, get me shotgun, and rescue his tortured kin from his basement. He told me he's usin' ball gags or something freaky like that. I'mma gonna git, I meant "get", ma gun, and blast his feathered ass into the water! -Hick The Pained But Literate Bear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince of darkness 1 April 19, 2012 Share April 19, 2012 I will leave but if the guards try any thing i will not hesitate to take them down but i wont kill them i promise . Some daythings will chaing i promise you that Join The Dark Empire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomokoKuroki 1,707 April 19, 2012 Author Share April 19, 2012 *Clears throat, drinks water, shoots a rodent with a sawed-off, and guzzles Tabasco Sauce®* There, that should help..sentences..what I was sayin' was..I'mma going ta- I mean to, get me shotgun, and rescue his tortured kin from his basement. He told me he's usin' ball gags or something freaky like that. I'mma gonna git, I meant "get", ma gun, and blast his feathered ass into the water! -Hick The Pained But Literate Bear hahaha...no that wont be necessary. I applaud your.. enthusiasm for justice though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musical-Mettaur 41 April 19, 2012 Share April 19, 2012 I'm Sheriff where I comes from! Sheriff Hick! I'm hopin' yer sendin' some deputies ta free his poor kin from him, right? I just moved inta this place, and let me tell y'all, ya don't know nuthin' bout Moon'Shine or Honey-Pucks. Still, ya got sum maghty fine cider! Now, I'mma gonna find one o' them towns dat needs a Sheriff..lotsa freaks been movin' in yer country lately, ya need the real justice of a Sawed-Off on yer side naw! -Hick The Sheriff Vigilante Bear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildCard 1,037 April 19, 2012 Share April 19, 2012 I doubt that prince is much more than a loudsmouth, but it still makes me feel a bit unconfortable that there are places in Equestria that may be ruled by ponies like him -_- OC was made by Princess Ariona. Give her some brohoofs here: http://mlpforums.com/topic/22162-so-you-want-a-pony/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomokoKuroki 1,707 April 19, 2012 Author Share April 19, 2012 I doubt that prince is much more than a loudsmouth, but it still makes me feel a bit unconfortable that there are places in Equestria that may be ruled by ponies like him -_- To answer your question, no. I am not sending anypony after his family because as much as I hate the loss of life, I don't want to get involved in his families affairs. Not to mention I don't want anything to happen to anypony I send. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildCard 1,037 April 19, 2012 Share April 19, 2012 To answer your question, no. I am not sending anypony after his family because as much as I hate the loss of life, I don't want to get involved in his families affairs. Not to mention I don't want anything to happen to anypony I send. I understand your concern your highness and I agree with you that It's our top-priority to keep your kingdom save...Is there any kind of militia that defends Equestria in case of an attack? If yes, I would like to sign in OC was made by Princess Ariona. Give her some brohoofs here: http://mlpforums.com/topic/22162-so-you-want-a-pony/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musical-Mettaur 41 April 19, 2012 Share April 19, 2012 (edited) *Returns soaked in Honey Cider.* Don't worries yer Maejasty, I took care of dat dalemma! I got Ole Reliable, and shooted his rump inta a duck ponds! *Sputters.* I thinks he'll be fine, maybe dem nurses'll stitch a lil' smiley face on his rump hole he jus' got! Hehehe! -Hick The Inebriated Bear *Anoter Mutha Effin Bear Enters! F--- YEAH!* If I may answer, there is no militia. Equestria is rather unprepared for any conflict on ANY scale. Even domestic situations. All they have are the Wonderbolts, a sports team, the Royal Guard, about as effective as the one back in Beartin[bEAR BRITAIN BEETCHES!], and some siren warning systems. That, it the full might of the Equestrian military. -Judas The Eloquent Bear Edited April 19, 2012 by Judas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomokoKuroki 1,707 April 19, 2012 Author Share April 19, 2012 I understand your concern your highness and I agree with you that It's our top-priority to keep your kingdom save... Is there any kind of militia that defends Equestria in case of an attack? If yes, I would like to sign in Yes, if you want to join as a guard you can. You will have to pass initiation of course and all of your tests. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildCard 1,037 April 19, 2012 Share April 19, 2012 Yes, if you want to join as a guard you can. You will have to pass initiation of course and all of your tests. Well I would be honored to be a guard but Iam not sure if I want it.I have my friends in Ponyville and a lot of other things to do at the moment. I thought more of being drafted as a soldier in case Equestria gets attacked including some training sessions every year to stay fit. I think such a system will increase the defense of our country a lot and many colts and mares will enlist because they want to be able to protect Equestria OC was made by Princess Ariona. Give her some brohoofs here: http://mlpforums.com/topic/22162-so-you-want-a-pony/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomokoKuroki 1,707 April 19, 2012 Author Share April 19, 2012 Well I would be honored to be a guard but Iam not sure if I want it. I have my friends in Ponyville and a lot of other things to do at the moment. I thought more of being drafted as a soldier in case Equestria gets attacked including some training sessions every year to stay fit. I think such a system will increase the defense of our country a lot and many colts and mares will enlist because they want to be able to protect Equestria Guards also act as our soldiers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildCard 1,037 April 19, 2012 Share April 19, 2012 (edited) Guards also act as our soldiers. I know, but being a guard means that it's your main job and you earn your money with it, at least that's what I thought? Edited April 19, 2012 by Wildcard OC was made by Princess Ariona. Give her some brohoofs here: http://mlpforums.com/topic/22162-so-you-want-a-pony/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musical-Mettaur 41 April 19, 2012 Share April 19, 2012 Ey, Prancess, I gots a query. One, why ya only gots white folks in yer police forces? You one of them "Georgia" folk? Cuz even I ain't like dat! And ma second query! Does yer country outlaw firearms of any sorts? -Hick The 2nd and 21st Amendments Loving Bear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomokoKuroki 1,707 April 19, 2012 Author Share April 19, 2012 I know, but being a guard means that it's your main job and you earn your money with it, at least that's what I thought? Yes, that is true. Equestria doesn't need full time soldiers because we are never at war, and we don't conquer territory as I already rule all of Equestria. So we just have guards perform that role if need so for whatever reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildCard 1,037 April 19, 2012 Share April 19, 2012 Yes, that is true. Equestria doesn't need full time soldiers because we are never at war, and we don't conquer territory as I already rule all of Equestria. So we just have guards perform that role if need so for whatever reason. So I can still studying being a teacher at university and be a guard when needed?Also do guards have to have a special manecut/colour? OC was made by Princess Ariona. Give her some brohoofs here: http://mlpforums.com/topic/22162-so-you-want-a-pony/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomokoKuroki 1,707 April 19, 2012 Author Share April 19, 2012 Ey, Prancess, I gots a query. One, why ya only gots white folks in yer police forces? You one of them "Georgia" folk? Cuz even I ain't like dat! And ma second query! Does yer country outlaw firearms of any sorts? -Hick The 2nd and 21st Amendments Loving Bear My guards are bright colors, and Luna's are dark colors. So we have different colored guards in the palace. And yes, firearms are forbidden in Equestria So I can still studying being a teacher at university and be a guard when needed? Also do guards have to have a special manecut/colour? Yes that is entirely possible, and no they don't have a specific mane cut or color, as long as the mane doesn't hinder sight, it wont be an issue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Midnight 817 April 19, 2012 Share April 19, 2012 anywhere you want in particular? X3 Electrobolt is my waifu x3 Midnight moon (my main OC) siggy by: Toa of Ponies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musical-Mettaur 41 April 19, 2012 Share April 19, 2012 *Eyes dart from side to side, quickly throws a tarp over his gun rack in his truck. And his gun cabinet in the back of the truck. Thinks back to the shack he bought out and the items inside.* Ya maght find this query a tad awkwerd, but do ya know wheres I can finds sum tarps? -Hick The Evidence Hiding Bear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildCard 1,037 April 19, 2012 Share April 19, 2012 Yes that is entirely possible, and no they don't have a specific mane cut or color, as long as the mane doesn't hinder sight, it wont be an issue. Ok, then I will try the tests When is the next selection? OC was made by Princess Ariona. Give her some brohoofs here: http://mlpforums.com/topic/22162-so-you-want-a-pony/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomokoKuroki 1,707 April 19, 2012 Author Share April 19, 2012 anywhere you want in particular? X3 Well there is a good sweets shop in the Canterlot Plazza, but sadly I've got my duties to perform. A lot of mail has been coming in lately. *Eyes dart from side to side, quickly throws a tarp over his gun rack in his truck. And his gun cabinet in the back of the truck. Thinks back to the shack he bought out and the items inside.* Ya maght find this query a tad awkwerd, but do ya know wheres I can finds sum tarps? -Hick The Evidence Hiding Bear I am sure you can buy some in a shop disctrict in any pony town. Ok, then I will try the tests When is the next selection? 3 weeks from now is when the tests are in effect. These tests are physical and will test your endurance, agility, flexibility, strength, and reaction speed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Midnight 817 April 19, 2012 Share April 19, 2012 ill bring you something then *chuckles* Electrobolt is my waifu x3 Midnight moon (my main OC) siggy by: Toa of Ponies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildCard 1,037 April 19, 2012 Share April 19, 2012 3 weeks from now is when the tests are in effect. These tests are physical and will test your endurance, agility, flexibility, strength, and reaction speed. Ok then I will prepare myself over the next weeks I admire how you care about the common ponies. Do you have a bit of spare time and time to do the things you enjoy anyhow? OC was made by Princess Ariona. Give her some brohoofs here: http://mlpforums.com/topic/22162-so-you-want-a-pony/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musical-Mettaur 41 April 19, 2012 Share April 19, 2012 Ma nephew sents me dis song. Thought yer higneyness might'n likes it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomokoKuroki 1,707 April 19, 2012 Author Share April 19, 2012 Ok then I will prepare myself over the next weeks I admire how you care about the common ponies. Do you have a bit of spare time and time to do the things you enjoy anyhow? Very rarely, managing all of Equestria is quite a time consuming task. But I do get to come here and answer everyponie's questions and letters which is always good and fun! (Mostly) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Midnight 817 April 19, 2012 Share April 19, 2012 want anything in particular Electrobolt is my waifu x3 Midnight moon (my main OC) siggy by: Toa of Ponies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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