Starlight Glimmer Vs. Rarity Rap Battle!

[Jaxsie (Inactive) 1,343]

I thought it would be fun to share this with you all. Some friends and I were joking around in a status update and I brought up that Rarity and Starlight should have a rap battle. So, I posted Starlight's side of the rap on a whim and later I decided, why not do Rarity's? And Ta-da, this was born!    When you're reading it, think of the beat in the Luna vs Celestia rap battle video. I know it's a little short but I hope you like it.

 

Epic Rap Battle of Equestria! Starlight Glimmer vs. Rarity!

 

Starlight Glimmer:

 

 

Oh Rarity, so posh and prim
you think you better than everypony and that's a sin
You dress to impress and that is your life
when you're really doing nothing but breeding strife.
You should be like me; humble and meek.

aren't you tired of all the attention you seek?
Clothes and hair, it's nothing but vanity

If you think that's important, I question you're sanity

Equality is the only way to go
You're just my attention-seeking, insecure, snobbish foe
So I need to let you know that the rap is done,
Starlight Glimmer is the one that won!
 

 

Rarity:

 

 

Ha, Starlight, darling, you are so silly
I'm not better than anypony else and you don't even know me,
You're pretentious and a hypocritical pony
You herald equality when you're really just a phony
Taking cutie marks away for the "greater good"
When you really keep your own and steal ponies livlihood?
No, Starlight, you're the one that's wrong
Individuality is what makes each of us strong.
And while I'm at it, Yes, I have fabuluosity
Why do you think my parents named me Rarity?
Now, enough with the petty games, but it's clear who won
You should think twice about the ponies you chose to pick on!

 

 

 

 


 

Edited May 27, 2015 by RainbowJaxs16

[J.R. 3,183]

@,

Rarity Wins!    (Not just because of love bias either. :T Her rap was more legit than SG's)

[JonasDarkmane 19,785]

I think Rarity has the better message in it, but I think Starlight Glimmer had a far better flow of words. So I go with Starlight Glimmer as the winner. 

[Kiwi95 140]

Mega cool but I don´t understand any word cause my english skills suck

But I approximately know what they are talking about

Pretty cool 

[Chaton 3,765]

Rarity wins, no doubt.

 

Also, great rap!

[Courageous Thunder Dash 7,824]

Rarity wins no doubt. Starlight Glimmer is just stuck in a delusion.