The Banned Game

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Banned because you are a squirrel. Which, in itself, may seem insignificant.

But, if you knew what I knew, you would know that being a squirrel is unacceptable.

Please cease any and all squirrel related activities.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Banned because of underated my rank ! Squirels are fine !

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Banned because despite being ranked lower than you, my rank is better.

Here. We'll do a random poll. You there, random pony walking down the street. Which is better, squirrels or muffins?

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Banned for making fun of me. I shall kill you.

[Little Snowdrop 296]

Banned for threating on ShadowDash's life

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Banned for being still alive !

[Scrubbed user 3,416]

Banned for also being alive.

[baba_booey 4,303]

Banned for banning people for being alive.

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Banned because life is not an actual thing. They can ban people for having things that don't exist.

All our senses are processed by our brain. Our brain could be lying about the existence of the entire universe, and life itself.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Banned for too philosophical post

[Little Snowdrop 296]

Banned because it's not, it's just telling the reality. 

[Luigi 7,870]

Banned because I've been babynapped by Little Snowdrop.

Edited June 2, 2017 by Little Flyer

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Banned for allowing yourself to be babynapped, tiny version of me.

How are you going to grow up to be the best flier in Equestria if you can't get away from one babynapper?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Banned for talking to your babyself.

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Banned for not having a baby self.

It must get so lonely, with nopony to talk to when everyone else is asleep. I just time travel to the past and talk to myself!

[baba_booey 4,303]

Banned because seize the means of production

 

 

Edited June 2, 2017 by SuperMEIBrony

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Banned for posting a youtube video without my permission...

o3o

[Duality 10,740]

Banned for lack of permission.

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

I don't remember giving you permission to ban people.

You have triggered a 403 Forbidden. You are now banned.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Banned for being lazy o3o

 

[Duality 10,740]

Banned for being so lazy you ban people for laziness.

Edited June 2, 2017 by Duality

[Telferi 6,906]

Banned because water can't ban, it's not alive o3o

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Banned for stealing my chicken.

 

[Duality 10,740]

Banned for calling Scootaloo a chicken. She is obviously a horse.

3 minutes ago, Scootaloo Feri said:

Banned because water can't ban, it's not alive o3o

Banned because fictional horses can't ban, they're not alive.

Edited June 2, 2017 by Duality

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Banned for being excessively literal

:V