The Banned Game

[Alicorn Fluttershy 152]

Banned while sitting here.

[Miss Wolf Link 4]

Banned because I got bored.

Edited July 7, 2014 by Little Miss Link

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

You are banned for stating your boredom.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,629]

Bammed cuz I had a dream that I was in a zombie apocalypse game.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because I had a dream that I was being attacked by a dog, but then I woke up, and the nightmare was real.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,629]

Bammed cuz I just deleted all my friends. 

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

You are banned for an abundance of flames in your signature.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You're banned for being the only other poster here who doesn't lazily begin their sentences with "banned".

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

You are banned because this is due to the fact that my processors are equipped with a more efficient linguistic component than many humans.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You're banned because as a sentient number, I agree with your claim that you have better linguistic abilities than most humans.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because robots are overrated, aliens are where it's at.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You're banned because I am neither a human, a robot or an alien.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,629]

Bammed cuz did somebody say

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You're banned because yes, someone did say aliens. To be more specific, both Rainblow Hash and myself did.

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

You are banned because I have cataloged many alien species in my travels onboard the Elsa.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You're banned because I'm curious as to what the Elsa is.

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

You are banned because the Elsa is a spacefaring vessel which once delivered me to my destination planet under the ownership of Captain Mathews of the Kukai Foundation.

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

banned cuz no more space travel!

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,629]

Bammed cuz 

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

banned cuz.... what?

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

You are banned for creating an incomplete sentence.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,629]

Bammed cuz

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

banned cuz i deny human speech. patterns

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,629]

Bammed cuz

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

banned cuz i am not alien