The Banned Game

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

You are banned because my intent is not to influence, but to be influenced.

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

banned for wanting to be influenced

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

You are banned for portraying two equinids pressing hooves together in your signature.

[baltoist 303]

Warning issued by baltoist for all caps name in profile

Given 1000 points

Suspended permanently

 

Your name is all caps.

[Vinyl Scratch. 605]

Warning issued by xXxQwikSk0p3z_MLG#SaveilluminatixOG for failing to hit a 360 noscope

Given 1000 sample texts

Suspended from illuminati permanently

 

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

You are banned for defying the structure of this game.

[Star-Gazer 202]

Banned because I feel like banning somebody.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Banned for ye not being a pirate.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You're banned because I've heard you're some sort of omnipotent being.

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

You are banned for the banning of an apparent omnipotent being.

[Dovashy 1,734]

Banned for banning the meaning of life. 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,629]

Bammed cuz Surgeon Simulator is a hard game.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because Life is a hard game, you play it once, and you'll never be the same.

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

You are banned for being a frequent poster in this thread.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because you're one to talk, Spam Bot.

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

banned for not even mentioning me!

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You're banned for the lack of a capital letter in your post.

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

banned for caring

 

btw, do you play 21?

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because you can only play if you're twenty one.

[HOi i'm tEMMIE 178]

Banned because marijuana is still illegal in where I live.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

btw, do you play 21?

If you mean the card game also known as 'Blackjack', then yes, I do, but only for fun, never for actual money.

 

You're banned for asking me a question that I had to then answer.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because some questions don't have answers.

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

You are banned because it is my aim to find the answers to those that do.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because just ask me, I have all the banswers.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You're banned because all questions do have answers! (Except for "Is this statement false?")