The Banned Game

[CypherHoof 26,479]

12 hours ago, Larksy said:

Banned for bannable offenses

Banned for excessively vague descriptions and, you know, "stuff".

[Nsxile 25,683]

Banned because for this thread bannable offenses are excessively vague 

[CypherHoof 26,479]

3 minutes ago, Nsxile said:

Banned because for this thread bannable offenses are excessively vague 

Banned because I know, but that isn't a reason you CAN'T ban them for it....

[Nsxile 25,683]

Banned because I know... I was just pointing it out 

[CypherHoof 26,479]

Banned for derpy-related reasons.

[Nsxile 25,683]

Banned because

[CypherHoof 26,479]

10 minutes ago, Nsxile said:

Banned because

Banned because "Derpycuties" isn't spelt that way

[Nsxile 25,683]

Just now, CypherHoof said:

Banned because "Derpycuties" isn't spelt that way

Banned because that's not how you spell "Derpy Cults" 

[CypherHoof 26,479]

1 minute ago, Nsxile said:

Banned because that's not how you spell "Derpy Cults" 

Not banned because it IS sorta a religious experience now, yes

[Nsxile 25,683]

12 minutes ago, CypherHoof said:

Not banned because it IS sorta a religious experience now, yes

Banned for endorsing the Derpy Cults 

 

[CypherHoof 26,479]

26 minutes ago, Nsxile said:

Banned for endorsing the Derpy Cults 

Banned for dissing our Empress Derpy, wielder of the TwiliCane, grand muffin of the order of the muffin.

[Nsxile 25,683]

Banned for being the second known member of The Order Of The Muffin... 

 

[CypherHoof 26,479]

5 minutes ago, Nsxile said:

Banned for being the second known member of The Order Of The Muffin... 

Banned because you can't know that for sure

[Fritzy 1,690]

Banned because you can ban people here for absolutely anything so there you’re all banned for every reason possible 

[CypherHoof 26,479]

20 minutes ago, Larksy said:

Banned because you can ban people here for absolutely anything so there you’re all banned for every reason possible 

Banned for not listing those banned, nor all the possible reasons.

[Fritzy 1,690]

Just now, CypherHoof said:

Banned for not listing those banned, nor all the possible reasons.

Banned because if I listed every single possible reason this thread would’ve gone up who knows how many pages before I could hit post so yeah 

 

[Concerned Bystander 2,901]

Banned for making excuses for lazy banning practices.

[Fritzy 1,690]

Banned for

Being here

Making a post 

Calling others lazy

Being someone I don’t recognize 

Dictating what a lazy banning practice is

Considering something lazy when I have a valid excuse, I don’t want to or have to give every goddamned possible reason in existence for why everyone’s banned because that’d be stupid and far too time consuming so yeah deal with it why don’t you maybe 

Being the type of person who may be someone who wants specific reasons for anything 

Being someone who might not want specific reasons for anything 

Not realizing that I don’t have to give non lazy banning purposes because this is a joke thread and therefore laziness is not a bannable offense

Causing me to make this list

You’re banned every reason listed above. 
Happy. 

Edited November 25, 2019 by Larksy

[Concerned Bystander 2,901]

Banned for putting that much effort into a post on a joke thread.

[Fritzy 1,690]

Banned because you called me lazy and therefore I put effort into my post because no one f****** calls me lazy especially someone I don’t even know I don’t allow it 

Edited November 25, 2019 by Larksy

[Concerned Bystander 2,901]

Banned for using that many asterisks in one word.

[Fritzy 1,690]

Banned because I use asterisks because I don’t want to take any chances. Plus this ain’t f****** tumblr where you can say f*** anytime you want to so yeah. Also banned for a lazy excuse. 

[TBD 17,228]

Banned because we’re lazy here. Sitting on our ass all day.. banning each other...

[CypherHoof 26,479]

7 minutes ago, TBD said:

Banned because we’re lazy here. Sitting on our ass all day.. banning each other...

Banned because I often have to hurry home from a long day of work to ban your collective backsides

[Fritzy 1,690]

Banned for hurrying home to ban others