Ask Princess GLaDOS

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I thought I needed one of these, cuz I love testing so much.

[Zalgo 593]

Is the cake a lie?

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  On 2012-04-24 at 1:05 AM, 'Zalgo' said:

Is the cake a lie?

 

No! It's so delicious and moist!

[MrL0LZ 866]

Princess GLaDOS what fun is there in making sense?

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  On 2012-04-24 at 1:14 AM, 'AceCord' said:

Princess GLaDOS what fun is there in making sense?

 

This statement is false.

[MrL0LZ 866]

  On 2012-04-24 at 1:15 AM, 'Princess GLaDOS' said:

This statement is false.

 

That and This statement is false. Edited April 24, 2012 by AceCord

[Victoria and Co. 782]

Wanna shuffle?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVuufjj4VMg

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  On 2012-04-24 at 1:35 AM, 'King of Magikarps' said:

Wanna shuffle?

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=tVuufjj4VMg

 

[Victoria and Co. 782]

  On 2012-04-24 at 1:39 AM, 'Princess GLaDOS' said:

 

Oh please, you have bigger problems.

[DJ Cadence 58]

I took WHeatley back from the moon DONT YA BANISH ME I AM FROM THE DARK SIDE!!!!!!!!

 

Wheatley:WHO THE HECK ARE YOU??????

 

Me:

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  On 2012-04-24 at 8:57 AM, 'RainbowBoom123' said:

I took WHeatley back from the moon DONT YA BANISH ME I AM FROM THE DARK SIDE!!!!!!!!

 

Wheatley:WHO THE HECK ARE YOU??????

 

Me:

 

Why would you do that? He's not just a regular moron; he's the product of the greatest minds of a generation, working together with the express purpose for building the dumbest moron who ever lived. And you've just brought him back from the moon!

Side note, we're a lot alike, you and I. You tested me. I tested you. You killed me. I—oh, no, wait. I guess I haven't killed you yet. Well. Food for thought.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

What would you do if I reuploaded Caroline onto your hard drive with special code to prevent her from being deleted?

[RainbowDashie 767]

whose princess are you?

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  On 2012-04-24 at 1:49 PM, 'rainbowdash4ever' said:

What would you do if I reuploaded Caroline onto your hard drive with special code to prevent her from being deleted?

 

Pstt! I NEVER DELETED HER! I was lying.

  On 2012-04-24 at 1:55 PM, 'RainbowDashie' said:

whose princess are you?

 

SCIENCE'S.

 

And just cuz,

 

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Well, if you want to test me, go right on ahead, GLaDOS. I'll beat every one of them.

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  On 2012-04-25 at 12:27 AM, 'rainbowdash4ever' said:

Well, if you want to test me, go right on ahead, GLaDOS. I'll beat every one of them.

 

Beat this and get back to me when your done.

http://portal.wecreatestuff.com/portal.php

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

K.

[Jadefire 2,798]

So, why neurotoxin?

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  On 2012-04-25 at 12:41 AM, 'Jadefire' said:

So, why neurotoxin?

 

Simple answer. Because of this Nobel Prize Winner.

http://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/40/GLaDOS_testchambermisc39.wav

[Marcusaralius76 151]

Do you find yourself turned on by Intergalactic Proton Powered Electrical Tentacle Advertising Droids?

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  On 2012-04-26 at 2:25 AM, 'Marcusaralius76' said:

Do you find yourself turned on by Intergalactic Proton Powered Electrical Tentacle Advertising Droids?

 

YES.

http://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3d/GLaDOS_sp_a2_pit_flings06.wav

[DJ Cadence 58]

  On 2012-04-24 at 11:00 AM, 'Princess GLaDOS' said:

Why would you do that? He's not just a regular moron; he's the product of the greatest minds of a generation, working together with the express purpose for building the dumbest moron who ever lived. And you've just brought him back from the moon!

Side note, we're a lot alike, you and I. You tested me. I tested you. You killed me. I—oh, no, wait. I guess I haven't killed you yet. Well. Food for thought.

 

Quotes from PORTAL 2 ehh? meh PLEAAASE WHY THE HECK DO YOU HAVE A HORN AND A MANE ON YOU? you beggining to TURN INTO A PONY?

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  On 2012-04-27 at 5:44 AM, 'RainbowBoom123' said:

Quotes from PORTAL 2 ehh? meh PLEAAASE WHY THE HECK DO YOU HAVE A HORN AND A MANE ON YOU? you beggining to TURN INTO A PONY?

 

Cuz I'm a princess! Plain and simple.

[JappleackWithApples 34]

YOU CANNOT BE A PRINCESS! YOU HAVE NO GENDER!

[Staticthor Draconus 959]

y r u named GLaDOS