Mom! My cutie-mark is a_____!

[The Kaeya Simp 13,983]

Just now, WiiGuy2014 said:

Apply for a job at a bakery.

Mom, my CM is Walt Disney himself!

I need to tell you that your real father is Walt Disney, and Mulan is your mother.

 

MOM! My Cutie mark is **insert words here and type what you thought on your reply**

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

MOM ! My cutie mark is a shining piece of lemon pie

[TBD 17,231]

That's because it's telling you that you eat too much pie and will get diabetes.

Mom! my cutie mark is anime!

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

That's because you spend too much time on the internet !!

Mom ! My cutie mark is a dead horse !

[The Kaeya Simp 13,983]

6 minutes ago, Trotteur Sauvage said:

That's because you spend too much time on the internet !!

Mom ! My cutie mark is a dead horse !

That's because you were a human before your real parents sent you to Equestria to live.

 

MOM! My Cutiemark is a Twilight?

[Prometheus 3,038]

Mom! My cutie-mark is a...

Oh Holy Jesus...

 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,983]

Just now, SnakeEater said:

Mom! My cutie-mark is a...

Oh Holy Jesus...

 

What the buck!

 

MOM! My cutie mark is a wedding?

[TBD 17,231]

That's because you're going to be a priest giving blessing to the newly wedded couple.

Mom! my cutie mark is a "X"

 

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

On 22/02/2018 at 11:36 PM, TBD, Scoffer of TBA said:

Mom! my cutie mark is a "X"

I told you to stop going on those damn porn website !

OH S*** MY CUTIE MARK IS A "X" TOO !!!

[TBD 17,231]

I can't believe you are the founder of porn!

Mom! My cutie mark is a  crossbones!

 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,983]

Just now, TBD, Scoffer of TBA said:

I can't believe you are the founder of porn!

Mom! My cutie mark is a  crossbones!

 

You're the inventor or pirate porn?

 

MOM! My cutie mark is Twi?

[TBD 17,231]

That because you going to cut twilight in half. 

Mom! my cutie mark is a music note.

 

[shadowwarp940 1,302]

That means that you'll be a famous musician

Mom, my cutie mark is a ferret!

[TS Lightner 269]

Fair-ret enough....

 

Dearest Mother, the supernaturally occurring symbol, located on both the left and right rear leg-to-hip joint areas that flank the gluteus maximus, is when visually consumed, creating the image of a college graduate's headdress and a large hardcover printed medium from which one educates themselves.

[The Kaeya Simp 13,983]

5 hours ago, Superplay64 said:

Fair-ret enough....

 

Dearest Mother, the supernaturally occurring symbol, located on both the left and right rear leg-to-hip joint areas that flank the gluteus maximus, is when visually consumed, creating the image of a college graduate's headdress and a large hardcover printed medium from which one educates themselves.

It took me ages to figure out you were talking about your cutie mark being a book.

That is because you're going to become a librarian when you grow up (but far away from canterlot, crystal empire and ponyville)

 

MOM! My cutie mark is this...

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        

 

Edited February 28, 2018 by Sherbert Music-Guard, Scoffer of Shortbread

[Telferi 6,906]

Because you kiss too much 

Mom, my cutie mark is a a broken hornn ;-;

Edited February 28, 2018 by Tempest Feri

[Tommy Elisabeth 2]

Mom! My cutiemark is Infinity symbole! I love math❤️

[The Kaeya Simp 13,983]

6 minutes ago, Tempest Feri said:

Because you kiss too much 

Mom, my cutie mark is a a broken horn ;-;

That's because you're going to meet Tempest under mistletoe

 

MOM! My cutie mark is hairless monkeys with costumes that look like us and fighting a war against other hairless monkeys?

Just now, Tommy Elisabeth said:

Mom! My cutiemark is Infinity symbole! I love math❤️

That's because you've been drawing too many infinity simbols

[shadowwarp940 1,302]

Maybe those are the magical humans that watch us through the invisible screen? Other then that, I have no idea

MOM! My cutie mark is a hamburger

[TBD 17,231]

That because you going work at the cow  butcher shop for burgers

Mom! my cutie mark is a sushi(?)

 

[shadowwarp940 1,302]

You're gonna be a famous sushi chef

Mom, my cutie mark is a butterscotch-cinnamon pie!

[TBD 17,231]

you going to make the world biggest butterscotch cinnamon pie

mom! my cutie mark is a play-doh!

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

On 27/02/2018 at 11:31 PM, TBD, Scoffer of TBA said:

I can't believe you are the founder of porn!

Did that really shock you ?  

17 hours ago, TBD, Scoffer of TBA said:

mom! my cutie mark is a play-doh!

That's because you have hands...a pony with hands...god...

Mom ! My cutie mark is a bedside lamp !

[Will Guide 21,326]

Just now, Trotteur Sauvage said:

Did that really shock you ?  

That's because you have hands...a pony with hands...god...

Mom ! My cutie mark is a bedside lamp !

You're going to be reading to kids in bed. 

Mom! My CM is my heart changing into a Changeling!

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

22 minutes ago, WiiGuy2014 said:

Mom! My CM is my heart changing into a Changeling!

....you're adopted....

Mom ! My cutie mark is a computer !