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Would you kiss Celestia's butt to dodge a prison sentence?


KillerKingBakudan

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This is the creepiest question I've seen on these forums - no, the whole thread is creepy. :scots: 
I'd rather go to jail than be a thing to laugh at forever.

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This is actually best thread, we need more like these.

I would happily kiss the buttocks of celestia.... 2 for 1....It is also quite concering that you mentioned how it would be a messy procedure......I don't know how her butt could get messy.....maybe between those 2 cheeks but even then I'm sure the princess at least has basic hygeine down.

The only crappy thing is that I only get to do it for 1 minute :(

 

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  On 2017-08-12 at 10:48 AM, Rawzy said:

This is actually best thread, we need more like these.

I would happily kiss the buttocks of celestia.... 2 for 1....It is also quite concering that you mentioned how it would be a messy procedure......I don't know how her butt could get messy.....maybe between those 2 cheeks but even then I'm sure the princess at least has basic hygeine down.

The only crappy thing is that I only get to do it for 1 minute :(

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Keep it simple and devoid of passion, and maybe it won't get messy.

Maybe.

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Prison, given that the design of the prison was created to jail a pony it could be assumed that the bars would be wider than expected creating a flaw in the design that would allow me to escape. Then you have the advantage of humans having hands than hooves which gives me the ability to climb the building, horses and ponies would be grounded giving me the upperhand. 

Taking notes of the structure and layout of the prison upon entry a breakout could be a walk in the park so I would go to pony prison.

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