Ask Tuxedo Man

TheOneGuy0000 · October 7, 2017

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do you seriously want to argue with the 'only your best interests in mind' one

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Well, I mean, you can never be too sure...

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BUT IT'S NOT AS FUNNYYYYYYY

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IT'S NOT MEANT TO BEEEEEEEEEE

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no talking

please answer all questions

you have fifteen minutes left

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Duality you're triggering my PTSD pleas staph

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Because I already have.

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You sure about that? 'Cause I still feel pretty self-deprecating... :toldya:

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You do realise I keep a collection of every last nickname a user on these forums has called me?

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Well then, I suppose this one shall be a fine addition to your collection...

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[citation needed]

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:okiedokieloki:

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Iiiiiif you say so.

Gimme dem sketchage.

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Alrighty, I posted it on your ask thread.

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'Why is best pony'.

As in, 'why is best pony best pony'.

As in, 'why is Luna your favourite pony (subjectively speaking)'.

You overthink these things, methinks.

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Oh, alright, I gotcha now.

. . .

Do I still have to answer? :please:

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How nihilistic of you.

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Not necessarily. I just don't believe in destiny. I make my own.

...So far it's pretty underwhelming. :wacko:

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Death? Taxes? Han Solo shot first?

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I'd say the latter. Han always shoots first. Unless he gets impaled by a lightsaber...

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Platinum looks like tinfoil, so that's always an option.

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Yes, but it's also considerably more expensive than silver or even gold.

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we've been over this

i ask the questions

you answer them

now what is best gemstone

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I dunno man, just look at my banner.

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Would you rather have your bones broken by sticks or stones?

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Well, since in this hypothetical scenario my bones will end up broken no matter what, I'll go for stones, since they'll do the job faster and therefore will be a tad less painful.

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How do the words 'predatory mustache' make you feel?

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...Unsettled. Also somewhat intrigued and amused, but mostly unsettled.

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Who is your favourite poet?

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An old dead guy from my country. Pretty overrated around here. You probably don't know him. Although I generally prefer novels to poems when it comes to literature.

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Have you ever read 'Calvin and Hobbes'?

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Nope, never even heard of it. What's it about?

Duality · October 8, 2017

On 2017-10-07 at 4:02 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

IT'S NOT MEANT TO BEEEEEEEEEE

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SO IT'S JUST AN UNFUNNY GRAMMATICAL FLAW THAT YOU THINK IS ENTIRELY JUSTIFIED BECAUSE IT'S INTENTIONAL?

HERESY I SAY

On 2017-10-07 at 4:02 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Duality you're triggering my PTSD pleas staph

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NO TALKING IN THE EXAM ROOM

On 2017-10-07 at 4:02 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

You sure about that? 'Cause I still feel pretty self-deprecating...

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Yeah, but my stats show you've kicked 17% less puppies in the last week than your average per-week kicked-puppy quota before I began my subliminal manipulation programme.

On 2017-10-07 at 4:02 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Well then, I suppose this one shall be a fine addition to your collection...

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You mean you're gonna start calling me 'this one' as a nickname?

I suppose it works well with your 'the one' as in 'TheOneGuy0000'. . .

On 2017-10-07 at 4:02 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

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[CITATION STILL NEEDED]

On 2017-10-07 at 4:02 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Do I still have to answer?

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YES I SPENT FOREVER EXPLAINING IT TO YOU YOU'RE NOT GETTING OFF THAT EASY

On 2017-10-07 at 4:02 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Yes, but it's also considerably more expensive than silver or even gold.

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but the thieves aren't gonna know that. . .

unless they brought a loupe

On 2017-10-07 at 4:02 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

...Unsettled. Also somewhat intrigued and amused, but mostly unsettled.

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Saw it in a poem.

Good one, ain't it?

On 2017-10-07 at 4:02 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Nope, never even heard of it. What's it about?

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I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT IT'S TOO AMAZING

GO GO GO LOOK IT UP

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What is the longest you've ever waited expectantly for something?

What is the single largest amount of money you've ever physically possessed in coins?

pewpewpew?

What's the funniest thing you or someone you know has ever accidentally done?

TheOneGuy0000 · October 8, 2017

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SO IT'S JUST AN UNFUNNY GRAMMATICAL FLAW THAT YOU THINK IS ENTIRELY JUSTIFIED BECAUSE IT'S INTENTIONAL?

HERESY I SAY

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IT'S NOT MEANT TO BE FUNNY, IT'S MEANT TO BE A LITTLE LESS DRAMATIC THAN THREE

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NO TALKING IN THE EXAM ROOM

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STAPH

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Yeah, but my stats show you've kicked 17% less puppies in the last week than your average per-week kicked-puppy quota before I began my subliminal manipulation programme.

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100% out of zero minus 17% out of zero is still zero.

Also, I'd like to have a talk with you about the "subliminal manipulation programme" part...

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You mean you're gonna start calling me 'this one' as a nickname?

I suppose it works well with your 'the one' as in 'TheOneGuy0000'. . .

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:okiedokieloki:

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[CITATION STILL NEEDED]

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I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT ALL OF THIS WAS ABOUT

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YES I SPENT FOREVER EXPLAINING IT TO YOU YOU'RE NOT GETTING OFF THAT EASY

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Alright, but I pretty much already told ya all of this. Out of all the ponies in the show, I can relate to Luna the most. Like I said way back, "I can relate to her a lot: being forced by the circumstances to re-adapt to a world you're unfamiliar with while also being a socially awkward introvert and having serious insecurities." She's also a very interesting character, she most likely knows a lot of intriguing information being millenia old and all, and of course there's the whole NMM deal. And lastly, she tries to look imposing and be respected and appreciated while also being, as I already said, socially awkward and insecure, which to me is rather unique in happy jolly pone land. And also cute. Very cute.

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but the thieves aren't gonna know that. . .

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No, but my wallet will feel it big time.

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Saw it in a poem.

Good one, ain't it?

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...What kind of poems do you read?

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I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT IT'S TOO AMAZING

GO GO GO LOOK IT UP

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Oh, these.

I run into a picture like the ones you sent me every once in a while, they often get a chuckle out of me. I figured by the look and format that they were from a comic book series, but I never knew the name.

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What is the longest you've ever waited expectantly for something?

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I'VE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR PEACE AND PROSPERITY. THE WAIT CONTINUES.

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What is the single largest amount of money you've ever physically possessed in coins?

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When I was young, I had a piggy bank filled with coins. I counted them all before spending them on a neat remote-controlled robot, it still wasn't enough, so my parents had to contribute. It's safe to say I made up for any change anyone ever owed that store.

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What's the funniest thing you or someone you know has ever accidentally done?

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I sat on a pile of still-scorching-hot ash thinking it was a misshapen boulder. Coincidentally, it was also the most painful thing I've ever accidentally done.

Duality · October 8, 2017

On 2017-10-08 at 5:00 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

IT'S NOT MEANT TO BE FUNNY, IT'S MEANT TO BE A LITTLE LESS DRAMATIC THAN THREE

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AND LOOK AT ALL THE DRAMA THAT RESULTED FROM IT

I DON'T THINK IT'S WORKING

On 2017-10-08 at 5:00 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

STAPH

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WOULD YOU LIKE SOME ADDITIONAL PAPER FOR WORKINGS?

On 2017-10-08 at 5:00 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

100% out of zero minus 17% out of zero is still zero.

Also, I'd like to have a talk with you about the "subliminal manipulation programme" part...

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No talky about programme until you admit that you kicked five point six recurring more puppies prior to the implementation thereof than afterwards.

On 2017-10-08 at 5:00 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT ALL OF THIS WAS ABOUT

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[EXACTLY. CITATION NO LONGER NEEDED]

On 2017-10-08 at 5:00 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

No, but my wallet will feel it big time.

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not if you steal them from someone else rather than buy them. . .

On 2017-10-08 at 5:00 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

...What kind of poems do you read?

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Not those ones, suffice to say.

Saw that particular poem on the wall of a library as an example of so-called 'blackout poetry'.

On 2017-10-08 at 5:00 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Oh, these.

I run into a picture like the ones you sent me every once in a while, they often get a chuckle out of me. I figured by the look and format that they were from a comic book series, but I never knew the name.

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SO GO GO GO ALREADY THEY'RE LEGENDARY IN AMERICA

On 2017-10-08 at 5:00 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I sat on a pile of still-scorching-hot ash thinking it was a misshapen boulder. Coincidentally, it was also the most painful thing I've ever accidentally done.

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Ouchies.

Who is your favourite user on these forums (besides me, that is)?

What is the most intentionally impressively intelligent thing you've ever said in someone else's presence?

What is the most delectably delicious thing you've ever eaten?

What is the longest period of time for which you have worn a single sticker?

On 2017-10-08 at 12:14 AM, Duality said:

pewpewpew?

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ALSO OY YOU FORGOT TO ANSWER ONE OF MY QUESTIONS

THE TRAVESTY

THE HORROR

TheOneGuy0000 · October 9, 2017

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AND LOOK AT ALL THE DRAMA THAT RESULTED FROM IT

I DON'T THINK IT'S WORKING

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THE DRAMA IS BECAUSE OF YOUR GRAMMAR NAZI-ISM

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WOULD YOU LIKE SOME ADDITIONAL PAPER FOR WORKINGS?

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NO MORE PLEASE

I DON'T WANNA GO BACK

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No talky about programme until you admit that you kicked five point six recurring more puppies prior to the implementation thereof than afterwards.

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I never kicked a puppy. Kicked dogs, yes, but never puppies. Your math is based on incorrect data, my bro

. . .

NOW TELL ME ABOUT THE PROGRAMME

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[EXACTLY. CITATION NO LONGER NEEDED]

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WAIT

I REMEMBER NOW

YOU SAID MY FAVE PONE WAS DIAMOND TIARA

HOW DARETH THEE

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not if you steal them from someone else rather than buy them. . .

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...I have a feeling you do other things at night aside from building nukes in your basement...

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Not those ones, suffice to say.

Saw that particular poem on the wall of a library as an example of so-called 'blackout poetry'.

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With a name like that, I wouldn't have risked checking it out. Ya never know nowadays.

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SO GO GO GO ALREADY THEY'RE LEGENDARY IN AMERICA

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I CAAAAAAAAAAAN'T

I'M BUUUUSYYYYYYYYY

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Ouchies.

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Indeed.

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Who is your favourite user on these forums (besides me, that is)?

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Why, Sunset Rose, of course. I don't stalk just anyone, you know.

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What is the most intentionally impressively intelligent thing you've ever said in someone else's presence?

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I cited Aristotle and Heraclitus a couple times while having a casual conversation with my history teacher about our education system. I have no idea how I managed to back then, as now I wouldn't be able to do it for a thousand dollars.

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What is the most delectably delicious thing you've ever eaten?

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'After Eight'

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What is the longest period of time for which you have worn a single sticker?

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. . .

...What?

Stickers aren't for wearing, silly water puddle. They're for sticking.

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ALSO OY YOU FORGOT TO ANSWER ONE OF MY QUESTIONS

THE TRAVESTY

THE HORROR

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THAT'S NOT A QUESTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

Edited October 9, 2017 by TheOneGuy0000

Duality · October 9, 2017

On 2017-10-09 at 3:21 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

THE DRAMA IS BECAUSE OF YOUR GRAMMAR NAZI-ISM

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exactly

On 2017-10-09 at 3:21 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I never kicked a puppy. Kicked dogs, yes, but never puppies. Your math is based on incorrect data, my bro

. . .

NOW TELL ME ABOUT THE PROGRAMME

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no

you said i was bad at statistics

i sad nao

On 2017-10-09 at 3:21 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

WAIT

I REMEMBER NOW

YOU SAID MY FAVE PONE WAS DIAMOND TIARA

HOW DARETH THEE

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[CITATION NEEDED]

On 2017-10-09 at 3:21 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

...I have a feeling you do other things at night aside from building nukes in your basement...

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yeah duh i snuggle mai plushies

what were you thinking of

On 2017-10-09 at 3:21 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

With a name like that, I wouldn't have risked checking it out. Ya never know nowadays.

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The poem was in a youth library, pasted on the wall in large font.

On 2017-10-09 at 3:21 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I CAAAAAAAAAAAN'T

I'M BUUUUSYYYYYYYYY

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it worth it

On 2017-10-09 at 3:21 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Why, Sunset Rose, of course. I don't stalk just anyone, you know.

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Why, thank you, my good tux.

wait what

On 2017-10-09 at 3:21 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

. . .

...What?

Stickers aren't for wearing, silly water puddle. They're for sticking.

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And if you stick them on the back of your hand or on your shirt, then they're sticking while being worn.

What's the longest time you've ever worn a single sticker?

On 2017-10-09 at 3:21 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

THAT'S NOT A QUESTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

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YES IT IS IT HAD A QUESTION MARK AFTER IT

ANSWERRRRRRRRR

What is the weirdest question you've ever been asked (besides this one, that is)?

What is thy foulest foolery?

Which is better, hot pizza or buttered chocolate croissant?

Why do you not wear stickers more often?

TheOneGuy0000 · October 10, 2017

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no

you said i was bad at statistics

i sad nao

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You're not bad, you were just given (by who I don't know) erroneous data.

Now quit moping around, you're the smartest, wittiest guy I know. (which is kinda sad for me...)

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[CITATION NEEDED]

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"If you could have a single pocket-sized pony in real life, which one would you choose, if any?"

"What a silly question. I'm sure you already know the answer to this one."

"Oh, yeah, you do come across as a Diamond Tiara kinda guy."

" :okiedokieloki: I'll be taking one TuxPoint™ back now, thank you."

"I thought you handed out TuxPoints when I made witty jokes.

Such ambiguity, mein Anzug."

"Witty jokes that amuse and/or intrigue me, not witty jokes at my expense. Saying my favorite character is one of the most hated (before redemption) characters in the show is not witty nor a joke."

"Pfeh, you exaggerate.

I know plenty of people who like DT (now that she's been redeemed) and there's no call to take it as an insult if I mess with your words to imply I think you like her.

It was mostly a joke centred on subverting your expectations of me knowing who your favourite pony is and going off on a tangent about a completely different and somewhat incongruous smolhorse, anyway.

Was a joke, was witty, and wasn't 'at your expense'.

Silli tux."

"You're still not getting that TuxPoint™ back."

"[citation needed]"

I asked you for your tux point, and I removed it from your 'account', but at the same time I replaced it with another for another witty response. But if you hadn't made that joke, you would have had both. And I said I wasn't giving it back, despite you explaining the joke wasn't meant to make fun of me.

THERE, HAPPY NOW?

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yeah duh i snuggle mai plushies

what were you thinking of

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OTHER THAN THAT

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The poem was in a youth library, pasted on the wall in large font.

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...Oh.

Well ain't that a thing.

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it worth it

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I'll do it as soon as you watch the episode where Ember is introduced :toldya:

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wait what

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Oh, don't act like you don't stalk people who you find mildly interesting.

That's how we became friends, after all.

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And if you stick them on the back of your hand or on your shirt, then they're sticking while being worn.

What's the longest time you've ever worn a single sticker?

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I DON'T KNOW, A DAY MAYBE

USUALLY THEY PEEL OFF QUICKLY

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YES IT IS IT HAD A QUESTION MARK AFTER IT

ANSWERRRRRRRRR

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boomboomboomboomboom

THERE.

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What is the weirdest question you've ever been asked (besides this one, that is)?

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With all of your questions recently, I don't know if I can choose.

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What is thy foulest foolery?

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Again, I can't choose just one. I do silly stuff all the time to amuse those around me.

. . .

They're easily amused.

(nothing too crazy though)

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Which is better, hot pizza or buttered chocolate croissant?

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I don't like pizza too hot, just pleasantly warm, so I guess croissant it is.

~~before you call me a heretic, pizza is my favourite~~

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Why do you not wear stickers more often?

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I don't like stickers. They're coarse and rough and irritating, and the stickiness gets everywhere.

~~+1 tuxpoint if you get the reference~~

Edited October 10, 2017 by TheOneGuy0000

Duality · October 10, 2017

On 2017-10-10 at 7:01 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

You're not bad, you were just given (by who I don't know) erroneous data.

Now quit moping around, you're the smartest, wittiest guy I know. (which is kinda sad for me...)

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you gave me the data

i stalked you for months

watching your every move

to collect data

your fault nao

also no be sad tuxedo

you also smartwittyguy

On 2017-10-10 at 7:01 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

[citation needed] [discuss]
THERE, HAPPY NOW?

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yes

On 2017-10-10 at 7:01 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

OTHER THAN THAT

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snore?

On 2017-10-10 at 7:01 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

...Oh.

Well ain't that a thing.

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ikr

predatory mustache ftw

On 2017-10-10 at 7:01 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I'll do it as soon as you watch the episode where Ember is introduced

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but i caaaaaaaan't

bad interneeeeeeeet

On 2017-10-10 at 7:01 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Oh, don't act like you don't stalk people who you find mildly interesting.

That's how we became friends, after all.

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O.O

On 2017-10-10 at 7:01 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I DON'T KNOW, A DAY MAYBE

USUALLY THEY PEEL OFF QUICKLY

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munsterrrrrrr

On 2017-10-10 at 7:01 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

boomboomboomboomboom

THERE.

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How. . .plebian.

On 2017-10-10 at 7:01 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

With all of your questions recently, I don't know if I can choose.

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You have to anyway.

Quickly does it, now, there's a good chap.

On 2017-10-10 at 7:01 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Again, I can't choose just one. I do silly stuff all the time to amuse those around me.

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You still have to anyway.

Speed it along, time's a-ticking.

On 2017-10-10 at 7:01 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I don't like pizza too hot, just pleasantly warm, so I guess croissant it is.

~~before you call me a heretic, pizza is my favourite~~

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heretic

On 2017-10-10 at 7:01 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I don't like stickers. They're coarse and rough and irritating, and the stickiness gets everywhere.

~~+1 tuxpoint if you get the reference~~

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Anakin.

TheOneGuy0000 · October 11, 2017

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you gave me the data

i stalked you for months

watching your every move

to collect data

your fault nao

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But you only learned what my country is very recently

It's a pretty big country, y'know

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also no be sad tuxedo

you also smartwittyguy

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Thank you for the compliment, really, but...

What I meant is that it's sad you're the smartest guy I know by far. N-not because you're not very smart! But rather because my fellow people are incredibly dumb. :okiedokieloki:

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yes

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GUD

NOW BACK TO IT

HOW DAER YOOOOUUUUUUU

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snore?

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OTHER THAN THAT

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ikr

predatory mustache ftw

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. . .

Do you have a predatory mustache?

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but i caaaaaaaan't

bad interneeeeeeeet

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THEN HOW WERE YOU ABLE TO WATCH SEASON FINALES AND PREMIERES?

HHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?

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O.O

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:toldya:

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munsterrrrrr

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I NO MONSTER STICKERS NOT STICKY ENOUGH

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How. . .plebian.

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Oh, you've got to be kidding me.

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You have to anyway.

Quickly does it, now, there's a good chap.

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Tell a bad joke that they still found funny...? :lie:

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You still have to anyway.

Speed it along, time's a-ticking.

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WHOOPS, LOOKS LIKE WE RAN OUTTA TIME

CYA NEXT TIME!

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heretic

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. . .

Oh, how BOLD!

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Anakin.

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Whelp, here's your TuxPoint™, as promised.

But before you go, just remember...

I have the high ground.

WAIT YOU DIDN'T ASK ME ANY QUESTIONS

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME

DUALITY WHY

Duality · October 11, 2017

On 2017-10-11 at 4:55 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

But you only learned what my country is very recently

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that's what you think

On 2017-10-11 at 4:55 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

[citation needed] [discuss]
GUD

[citation needed] [discuss]
NOW BACK TO IT

[citation needed] [discuss]
HOW DAER YOOOOUUUUUUU

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like a boss dur

On 2017-10-11 at 4:55 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

OTHER THAN THAT

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and this don't got none disturbing implications at all

nosirree

On 2017-10-11 at 4:55 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

. . .

Do you have a predatory mustache?

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Of course.

Not on me, though. . .

On 2017-10-11 at 4:55 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

THEN HOW WERE YOU ABLE TO WATCH SEASON FINALES AND PREMIERES?

HHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?

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WITH GREAT PAIN AND ANGST AND LAG AND PAUSING VIDEOS TO WAIT FOR THEM TO LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

On 2017-10-11 at 4:55 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I NO MONSTER STICKERS NOT STICKY ENOUGH

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get better ones

On 2017-10-11 at 4:55 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Oh, you've got to be kidding me.

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i never kid

On 2017-10-11 at 4:55 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Whelp, here's your TuxPoint™, as promised.

But before you go, just remember...

I have the high ground.

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google is mai bestest fwend rn

On 2017-10-11 at 4:55 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

WAIT YOU DIDN'T ASK ME ANY QUESTIONS

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME

DUALITY WHY

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WELLL I COULD SAY THAT IT WAS BECAUSE YOU HADN'T ANSWERED THOSE OTHER TWO YET

BUT I'M GONNA BE HONEST AND SAY I COMPLETELY FORGOT

TOLD YOU I WASN'T PERFECT

What's the most interesting thing you've ever found at a beach?

What's the creepiest thing you've ever found at a beach?

What's the most interesting/thought-provoking question you've ever heard?

What's the coolest pen/pencil/writing implement you've ever seen?

TheOneGuy0000 · October 13, 2017

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that's what you think

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. . .

:okiedokieloki:

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like a boss dur

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This slang causes me great pain

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and this don't got none disturbing implications at all

nosirree

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JUST SAY IT ALREADY

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Of course.

Not on me, though. . .

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So, what, do you keep it in a box in the basement?

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WITH GREAT PAIN AND ANGST AND LAG AND PAUSING VIDEOS TO WAIT FOR THEM TO LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

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DO THAT FOR EMBEEEEEEEEEEER

SHE DESERVES IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

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get better ones

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but I don't need stickers

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i never kid

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Quit badmouthing young goats, you meanie

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google is mai bestest fwend rn

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. . .

GIVE IT BACK.

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WELLL I COULD SAY THAT IT WAS BECAUSE YOU HADN'T ANSWERED THOSE OTHER TWO YET

BUT I'M GONNA BE HONEST AND SAY I COMPLETELY FORGOT

TOLD YOU I WASN'T PERFECT

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IT'S OK I DID IT A COUPLE OF TIMES AS WELL RECENTLY

BUSY WEEK EH

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What's the most interesting thing you've ever found at a beach?

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A living tiny crab

Might not seem like much, but they're pretty rare around here

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What's the creepiest thing you've ever found at a beach?

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THE CRAB

IT LIVES

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What's the most interesting/thought-provoking question you've ever heard?

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'But what if Shr3k is not kill???'

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What's the coolest pen/pencil/writing implement you've ever seen?

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A weird key-chain-compass(the drawing tool)-knife-flashlight-screwdriver

I actually wanted to buy it, but I never got around to it.

Duality · October 13, 2017

On 2017-10-13 at 7:07 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

This slang causes me great pain

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WELL DUUUURRRRRR

On 2017-10-13 at 7:07 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

JUST SAY IT ALREADY

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say the disturbing implication?

On 2017-10-13 at 7:07 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

So, what, do you keep it in a box in the basement?

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No, I keep it in a cage.

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On 2017-10-13 at 7:07 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

DO THAT FOR EMBEEEEEEEEEEER

SHE DESERVES IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

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No, she deserves the excruciating wait until her season boxset comes out, that I may truly appreciate her in all her glory.

On 2017-10-13 at 7:07 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

but I don't need stickers

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but you do

stickers sparkly

On 2017-10-13 at 7:07 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Quit badmouthing young goats, you meanie

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but i never

On 2017-10-13 at 7:07 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

. . .

GIVE IT BACK.

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nope

mine nao

and let that be a lesson to you

On 2017-10-13 at 7:07 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

IT'S OK I DID IT A COUPLE OF TIMES AS WELL RECENTLY

BUSY WEEK EH

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More like 'just woke up'.

On 2017-10-13 at 7:07 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

THE CRAB

IT LIVES

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you stitched it together from tiny crab pieces and electrified it into undeath, didn't you.

On 2017-10-13 at 7:07 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

'But what if Shr3k is not kill???'

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WELL THANKS FOR MY IMMINENT SLEEPLESS NIGHTS

On 2017-10-13 at 7:07 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

A weird key-chain-compass(the drawing tool)-knife-flashlight-screwdriver

I actually wanted to buy it, but I never got around to it.

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do et

do et nao

In what ways are you extroverted?

In what ways are you introverted?

How much Latin do you know?

What is the most interesting/thought-provoking piece of art that you've ever seen?

TheOneGuy0000 · October 14, 2017

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WELL DUUUURRRRRR

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DUALITY STOP THIS IS WORSE THAN THE EXAM FLASHBACKS

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say the disturbing implication?

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No, ya goof, tell me what else you do at night

You know what I'm talking about

The stealy-steal

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No, I keep it in a cage.

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I suppose that's a little more reassuring.

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that comeback came to me like a bolt of lightning when i read your sentence

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I have a feeling I'll be using this a lot.

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No, she deserves the excruciating wait until her season boxset comes out, that I may truly appreciate her in all her glory.

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HASBROOO WHY YOU NO MAKE EMBER MEEEEEEERCH

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but you do

stickers sparkly

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Certainly enticing, but still not a good enough reason

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nope

mine nao

and let that be a lesson to you

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*sigh*

FINE

How many do you have, anyway?

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you stitched it together from tiny crab pieces and electrified it into undeath, didn't you.

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. . .

Pff, what? Of course not!

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WELL THANKS FOR MY IMMINENT SLEEPLESS NIGHTS

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NONE SHALL SURVIVE THE WRATH OF THE OGRELORD

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do et

do et nao

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It was years ago. I doubt they still sell them.

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In what ways are you extroverted?

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I suppose once I'm familiar with people I try to seem 'chill' and make them laugh, which is something not many 'extreme' introverts would do. It's to try to make them like me, but also to make myself feel better, as well. It's always nice to be able to talk to someone when you're suffering trough the same thing together. Makes it a lot easier.

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In what ways are you introverted?

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I don't particularly enjoy opening up to people, and I tend to be very skeptical and careful around strangers. I generally prefer being alone, or with very old, close friends.

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How much Latin do you know?

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Much less than you probably think I do. A few words, and a couple of sayings that pretty much everyone knows. English has always been my main focus when it came to learning other languages.

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What is the most interesting/thought-provoking piece of art that you've ever seen?

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'The Persistence of Memory', by artist Salvador Dali

Duality · October 15, 2017

On 2017-10-14 at 11:10 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

DUALITY STOP THIS IS WORSE THAN THE EXAM FLASHBACKS

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If you write 'dur' in response to any of your questions, you will be severely penalised.

On 2017-10-14 at 11:10 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

No, ya goof, tell me what else you do at night

You know what I'm talking about

The stealy-steal

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this nudge-nudge-wink-winking greatly disturbs me

On 2017-10-14 at 11:10 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I suppose that's a little more reassuring.

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Not if you see what it does to the bars.

On 2017-10-14 at 11:10 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I have a feeling I'll be using this a lot.

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Could do with more moustache.

On 2017-10-14 at 11:10 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

HASBROOO WHY YOU NO MAKE EMBER MEEEEEEERCH

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*commiserates with*

On 2017-10-14 at 11:10 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Certainly enticing, but still not a good enough reason

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They're sticky and they're sparkly.

Better than your reasons not to wear them.

On 2017-10-14 at 11:10 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

*sigh*

FINE

How many do you have, anyway?

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I honestly think I have three already, but I'm by no means certain.

I should've kept a tally or something.

On 2017-10-14 at 11:10 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

. . .

Pff, what? Of course not!

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that's what they all say

On 2017-10-14 at 11:10 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

It was years ago. I doubt they still sell them.

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If there's one thing I've learnt about general stores, it's that multitools are eternal.

On 2017-10-14 at 11:10 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Much less than you probably think I do.

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Don't make assumptions about my assumptions.

It's hardly like I know any ancient Anglo-Saxon.

On 2017-10-14 at 11:10 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

A few words, and a couple of sayings that pretty much everyone knows.

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There are many, many, non-literate people in this world, Tux.

I guarantee you that no-one in my entire neighbourhood could tell me a single Latin phrase off the top of their head.

On 2017-10-14 at 11:10 AM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

'The Persistence of Memory', by artist Salvador Dali

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ahhh teh clockz

What's your favourite historical event?

What's the oldest/smelliest/mouldiest piece of food you've ever found behind a piece of furniture?

What is your current opinion of yourself (5 marks)?

How has your opinion of yourself changed over the course of your life (5 marks)?

TheOneGuy0000 · October 15, 2017

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If you write 'dur' in response to any of your questions, you will be severely penalised.

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. . .

DUALITY WHY

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this nudge-nudge-wink-winking greatly disturbs me

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Not if you see what it does to the bars.

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So what are you planning to do with it, anyway?

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Could do with more moustache.

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WILLY WONKA WITH A MOUSTACHE

HOW DARE YOU EVEN SUGGEST THAT

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They're sticky and they're sparkly.

Better than your reasons not to wear them.

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BUT WHO WEARS STICKERS

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I honestly think I have three already, but I'm by no means certain.

I should've kept a tally or something.

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Three or four, I'd say. Are you keeping them to get the... *ahem*... special one?

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that's what they all say

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I ensure you, the crab was in one piece when I found it. As for the 'alive' part... well, I, uh...

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If there's one thing I've learnt about general stores, it's that multitools are eternal.

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Of course, but that exact same one? Quite unlikely.

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Don't make assumptions about my assumptions.

It's hardly like I know any ancient Anglo-Saxon.

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Just ad "th" at the end of verbs and use "thee", "thine" and "thou".

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There are many, many, non-literate people in this world, Tux.

I guarantee you that no-one in my entire neighbourhood could tell me a single Latin phrase off the top of their head.

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Fair enough, but your neighbors didn't descend from a latin-speaking nation

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What's your favourite historical event?

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The Apocalypse. Still waiting...

A more serious answer would be the discovery of America

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What's the oldest/smelliest/mouldiest piece of food you've ever found behind a piece of furniture?

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A seemingly-ancient moldy corner of bread.

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What is your current opinion of yourself (5 marks)?

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Very self-conscious, socially awkward, lonely, a tad self-deprecating, and somewhat compassionate.

STOP IT WITH THE EXAM REFERENCES

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How has your opinion of yourself changed over the course of your life (5 marks)?

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A lot and quite often when I was younger, not much recently.

STAPH

Duality · October 16, 2017

On 2017-10-15 at 1:45 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

. . .

DUALITY WHY

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On 2017-10-15 at 1:45 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

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Methinks you answered your own question here.

On 2017-10-15 at 1:45 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

So what are you planning to do with it, anyway?

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I'm currently breeding it for world takeover.

On 2017-10-15 at 1:45 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

WILLY WONKA WITH A MOUSTACHE

HOW DARE YOU EVEN SUGGEST THAT

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BECAUSE FREEDOM OF SPEECH YOU DEMOCRACY SUPPRESSOR

On 2017-10-15 at 1:45 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

BUT WHO WEARS STICKERS

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my mum really likes wearing stickers

what are you saying about my mum

On 2017-10-15 at 1:45 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Three or four, I'd say. Are you keeping them to get the... *ahem*... special one?

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Nah, gimme sketchage with 1 point change.

Same as previous order, but not Rarity because you've already drawn her for me.

Please.

And thank you.

*pats head patronisingly*

also I just noticed that you signed that rarity pic with your real name

don't let me stop you from signing your pictures like that - consistency must be upheld after all - but could you give meh a double-up version of each pic with the only change being a more tuxedoey signature?

just so i have something to remember you by. . .*melancholy violin music starts up in background*. . .forever and always

also because genuine variant-artworks are always more valuable collector's items than the originals

On 2017-10-15 at 1:45 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I ensure you, the crab was in one piece when I found it. As for the 'alive' part... well, I, uh...

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mmm-hmmm, you just continue that sentence. . .

On 2017-10-15 at 1:45 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Of course, but that exact same one? Quite unlikely.

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That exact same make and model of multitool is fairly likely for you to find, actually, unless the producing company's gone bankrupt or something.

Mass-production goods in circulation tend to stay in circulation, seeing as it's usually cheaper to keep production lines rolling than it is to decommission them or alter their output.

On 2017-10-15 at 1:45 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Just ad "th" at the end of verbs and use "thee", "thine" and "thou".

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That's not Anglo-Saxon, it's Old English.

More Victorian-era than Viking-era.

Such slanderous lies.

How dare you, you monster.

On 2017-10-15 at 1:45 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Fair enough, but your neighbors didn't descend from a latin-speaking nation

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How do you know?

Such assumptions, mein Anzug.

On 2017-10-15 at 1:45 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

The Apocalypse. Still waiting...

A more serious answer would be the discovery of America

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By whom?

The original settlers or those British losers?

On 2017-10-15 at 1:45 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Very self-conscious, socially awkward, lonely, a tad self-deprecating, and somewhat compassionate.

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A 'tad', now, hmm?

What are your thoughts on flat-earth conspiracy theorists?

What are your thoughts on Einstein (the person, not his theories)?

What are your thoughts on [insert random celebrity here]?

What are your thoughts on [insert random person you've met at some point in your life]?

TheOneGuy0000 · October 16, 2017

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Methinks you answered your own question here.

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. . .

HOW DARE YOU USE MY ORIGINAL MEMES AGAINST ME

DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO THAT IS?

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I'm currently breeding it for world takeover.

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...Well ain't that reassuring.

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BECAUSE FREEDOM OF SPEECH YOU DEMOCRACY SUPPRESSOR

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NOBODY DISRESPECTS THE WONKAAAAAAAAAA

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my mum really likes wearing stickers

what are you saying about my mum

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Good for her, I guess?

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Nah, gimme sketchage with 1 point change.

Same as previous order, but not Rarity because you've already drawn her for me.

Please.

And thank you.

*pats head patronisingly*

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So I decided to try an angle that I'm not familiar with at all

and surprise surprise...

Reveal hidden contents

IT'S AWFUL

I HATE IT WITH A PASSION

WHY DID I DO THIS TO MYSELF

I DIDN'T EVEN CONSIDER FINISHING IT, I DIDN'T EVEN SIGN IT AT ALL

I'M SORRY

I FAILED YOU ALL

NEVER AGAIN

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mmm-hmmm, you just continue that sentence. . .

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I-it wasn't moving, I just... splashed some water on it... the-there may have been some electricity involved... but I didn't do anything illegal! I hope.

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That exact same make and model of multitool is fairly likely for you to find, actually, unless the producing company's gone bankrupt or something.

Mass-production goods in circulation tend to stay in circulation, seeing as it's usually cheaper to keep production lines rolling than it is to decommission them or alter their output.

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It wasn't there anymore last time I checked...

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That's not Anglo-Saxon, it's Old English.

More Victorian-era than Viking-era.

Such slanderous lies.

How dare you, you monster.

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Why would you want to learn the viking language? So brutal, so barbaric. Who's the real monster here, hhmmm?

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How do you know?

Such assumptions, mein Anzug.

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Well, you don't live in Europe, the British isles, or America, so it's quite unlikely.

Unless you live in Canada or Australia and they moved from France or something.

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By whom?

The original settlers or those British losers?

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Columbus and (what was left of) his gang of blind people who couldn't tell this place they found wasn't India.

But I guess 'America' does sound better than 'Columbia' for the name of a country... Curse you Vespucci!

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A 'tad', now, hmm?

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A bit of an understatement, I know.

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What are your thoughts on flat-earth conspiracy theorists?

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Bored people looking for something mildly interesting to worry about, or just outright bonkers people. Either way, can't really blame them. Just don't go preaching that stuff around too much, the average person is dumb enough as it is.

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What are your thoughts on Einstein (the person, not his theories)?

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The stereotypical eccentric genius (he created this concept). A forgetful, messy yet formidable goofball. Who could ever hate him?

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What are your thoughts on [insert random celebrity here]?

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I find most celebrities nowadays to be very superficial. Very few care about being original or becoming a better musician, and it's driving the industry towards a bland, obnoxious place. I'm just curious what they'll call this 'era' of music a couple decades from now...

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What are your thoughts on [insert random person you've met at some point in your life]?

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He's by far the nicest, most self-sacrificial guy around. He's not the most intelligent, but you just can't ever get mad at a person like him. If I ever wanted to have a roommate, it would be him.

Edited October 16, 2017 by TheOneGuy0000

Duality · October 16, 2017

On 2017-10-16 at 4:49 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

. . .

HOW DARE YOU USE MY ORIGINAL MEMES AGAINST ME

DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO THAT IS?

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I probably don't even want to know.

On 2017-10-16 at 4:49 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

...Well ain't that reassuring.

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Thank you, I try.

On 2017-10-16 at 4:49 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

NOBODY DISRESPECTS THE WONKAAAAAAAAAA

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i iz teh wonka

i do whud i wan'

On 2017-10-16 at 4:49 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Good for her, I guess?

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EXACTLY

VERY VERY GOOD FOR HER

BECAUSE STICKERS ARE SPARKLY AND STICKY

AND YOU TOO CAN BE JUST LIKE MY MOTHER WITH JUST A FORTNIGHTLY PAYMENT OF $1.99 DIRECT BY CASH TO THE INTERNATIONAL STICKER CORPORATION

On 2017-10-16 at 4:49 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

So I decided to try an angle that I'm not familiar with at all

and surprise surprise...

Reveal hidden contents

IT'S AWFUL

I HATE IT WITH A PASSION

WHY DID I DO THIS TO MYSELF

I DIDN'T EVEN CONSIDER FINISHING IT, I DIDN'T EVEN SIGN IT AT ALL

I'M SORRY

I FAILED YOU ALL

NEVER AGAIN

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That's an angle that you're not familiar with at all?

Colour me honestly surprise-surprised.

Reveal hidden contents

IT'S ADORABLE

I LOVE IT WITH A PASSION

WHY DID YOU SAY THESE THINGS ABOUT YOURSELF

I NEED YOU TO FINISH IT, I NEED YOU TO SIGN IT TWICE OVER

DON'T BE SORRY

YOU DID THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF FAILING US ALL

DO IT AGAIN

On 2017-10-16 at 4:49 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I-it wasn't moving, I just... splashed some water on it... the-there may have been some electricity involved... but I didn't do anything illegal! I hope.

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You 'just' splashed some water on it?

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD THE SMELL OF DEAD CRAB IS TO CONDITION OUT OF ONE'S EDDY CURRENTS

On 2017-10-16 at 4:49 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

It wasn't there anymore last time I checked...

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YOU CHECKED WRONG

TRY AGAIN

On 2017-10-16 at 4:49 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Why would you want to learn the viking language? So brutal, so barbaric. Who's the real monster here, hhmmm?

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The Viking language actually lent a lot of itself to late Anglo-Saxon.

Which in turn formed the basis of the English language.

Which you wanted to learn so bad that you now converse fluently in it better than most natural speakers.

Who's the real monster here, hhmmm?

On 2017-10-16 at 4:49 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Well, you don't live in Europe, the British isles, or America, so it's quite unlikely.

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I assume you have concrete reasoning behind this 'you don't live in Europe' dealio.

British Isles and America I state freely that I don't live in, but Europe?

On 2017-10-16 at 4:49 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

A bit of an understatement, I know.

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A 'bit', now, hmm?

On 2017-10-16 at 4:49 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

The stereotypical eccentric genius (he created this concept). A forgetful, messy yet formidable goofball. Who could ever hate him?

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His quotes are simply glorious. Observe:

"I never made one of my discoveries through the process of rational thinking"

"Never memorize something that you can look up"

"Black holes are where God divided by zero"

"The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax"

"I have reached an age where if someone tells me to wear socks, I don't have to"

On 2017-10-16 at 4:49 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

He's by far the nicest, most self-sacrificial guy around. He's not the most intelligent, but you just can't ever get mad at a person like him. If I ever wanted to have a roommate, it would be him.

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The implication was that you would specify the random person in question.

Who is this, now?

Who is your favourite superhero?

What is the longest cylindrical object you own?

What is the largest oblong object you own?

What is the tallest triangular object you own?

TheOneGuy0000 · October 17, 2017

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I probably don't even want to know.

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. . .

...You're probably right.

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Thank you, I try.

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So this is how it ends, huh? No mushroom cloud, no blinding light, just... savage mustaches...

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i iz teh wonka

i do whud i wan'

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THAT'S NOT HOW THE WONKA SPEAKS

HERETIC

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AND YOU TOO CAN BE JUST LIKE MY MOTHER WITH JUST A FORTNIGHTLY PAYMENT OF $1.99 DIRECT BY CASH TO THE INTERNATIONAL STICKER CORPORATION

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...I knew you were just trying to sell me stuff.

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That's an angle that you're not familiar with at all?

Colour me honestly surprise-surprised.

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Well, it's easy to tell generation 4 ponies weren't particularly designed to be seen from the front. Even the show tends to avoid it. It's tedious, and it often looks weird (ex.: the royal sisters due to their ethereal manes, Ember etc.) I try to avoid it as much as possible, myself.

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this is amazing

better even than your full-colour rarity

her limpid eyes

her show-accurate snoot

remember what they say

the customer is always right

especially when they know where you live

if you don't finish this sketch and colour it for me i will end you

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IT'S ADORABLE

I LOVE IT WITH A PASSION

WHY DID YOU SAY THESE THINGS ABOUT YOURSELF

I NEED YOU TO FINISH IT, I NEED YOU TO SIGN IT TWICE OVER

DON'T BE SORRY

YOU DID THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF FAILING US ALL

DO IT AGAIN

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While I truly appreciate your compliments, and your, um... threats... I'm simply not happy with it. Maybe a few more adjustments... but that would just be a waste of time, I'd be better off starting over completely. Perhaps one day I'll attempt to 're-make' it, but for now, into the folder of the damned it goes...

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You 'just' splashed some water on it?

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD THE SMELL OF DEAD CRAB IS TO CONDITION OUT OF ONE'S EDDY CURRENTS

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I'm... not quite sure what that's supposed to mean...

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The Viking language actually lent a lot of itself to late Anglo-Saxon.

Which in turn formed the basis of the English language.

Which you wanted to learn so bad that you now converse fluently in it better than most natural speakers.

Who's the real monster here, hhmmm?

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You are.

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING DID YA

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I assume you have concrete reasoning behind this 'you don't live in Europe' dealio.

British Isles and America I state freely that I don't live in, but Europe?

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Wasn't that the first option you crossed out when I mentioned living there? :confused:

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A 'bit', now, hmm?

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...Yes. :please:

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His quotes are simply glorious. Observe:

"I never made one of my discoveries through the process of rational thinking"

"Never memorize something that you can look up"

"Black holes are where God divided by zero"

"The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax"

"I have reached an age where if someone tells me to wear socks, I don't have to"

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WHY DO PEOPLE NOT LISTEN TO EINSTEIN MORE OFTEN

THE WORLD WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER

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The implication was that you would specify the random person in question.

Who is this, now?

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Ah, just an old classmate of mine. Such a nice kid, very few like him around here. In fact, he's the only one I know who is so genuine and friendly. I still see him around sometimes...

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Who is your favourite superhero?

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Seriously!?

IRON MAN

IRON MAN

IRON MAN

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What is the longest cylindrical object you own?

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It's this odd paper-block-holder that I never use...

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What is the largest oblong object you own?

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...My bed, I guess.

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What is the tallest triangular object you own?

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That'd be my large drafting triangle.

Duality · October 17, 2017

On 2017-10-17 at 5:45 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

So this is how it ends, huh? No mushroom cloud, no blinding light, just... savage mustaches...

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Try option D.

All of the above.

On 2017-10-17 at 5:45 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

THAT'S NOT HOW THE WONKA SPEAKS

HERETIC

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I IZ TEH WONKA

I DO WHUD I WAN'

On 2017-10-17 at 5:45 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

...I knew you were just trying to sell me stuff.

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Nuclear parts, anyone?

On 2017-10-17 at 5:45 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

While I truly appreciate your compliments, and your, um... threats... I'm simply not happy with it. Maybe a few more adjustments... but that would just be a waste of time, I'd be better off starting over completely.

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But I want it.

I actually want it.

I legitimately, desirously, want it.

I want you to colour it and sign it and give it to me.

Otherwise I'll just have an adorable half-finished sketch of Twilight just sitting in my favourites folder labelled "Unfinished, by TheOneGuy0000".

LISTEN TO ME, TUX.

IT IS A GOOD SKETCH.

IT IS A VERY GOOD SKETCH.

IT IS AN EXTREMELY GOOD SKETCH.

TAKE THESE AS THE WORDS OF A FELLOW ABSURDLY-HIGH-STANDARDS ART COLLECTOR.

IT. IS. A. GOOD. SKETCH.

NONE OF THIS 'nope.png' FILENAMING

IT IS AS FABULOUS, IF NOT MORE SO, THAN THE 'fabulous.png' YOU DID OF RARITY.

On 2017-10-17 at 5:45 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I'm... not quite sure what that's supposed to mean...

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You drenched an innocent swirl of water with the stench of dead crab.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

On 2017-10-17 at 5:45 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

You are.

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING DID YA

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no you

OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #REBURNEEEEEEEED

On 2017-10-17 at 5:45 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Wasn't that the first option you crossed out when I mentioned living there?

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I'm not entirely sure what you're referring to.

On 2017-10-17 at 5:45 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

WHY DO PEOPLE NOT LISTEN TO EINSTEIN MORE OFTEN

THE WORLD WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER

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He was actually officially offered presidency of Israel at one point (he was Israeli by nationality, interestingly enough), but declined it.

On 2017-10-17 at 5:45 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Ah, just an old classmate of mine. Such a nice kid, very few like him around here. In fact, he's the only one I know who is so genuine and friendly. I still see him around sometimes...

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Give him a hug from Duality. <3

On 2017-10-17 at 5:45 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Seriously!?

IRON MAN

IRON MAN

IRON MAN

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okay then we get it

groupie

How many milligrams of iron do you estimate there are currently in your body?

How many of those milligrams of iron do you estimate you got from licking electric fences?

How many of those milligrams of iron do you estimate you got from being injected with rusty anaesthetic needles at the dentist?

How many of those milligrams of iron do you estimate you got by getting swagliciously impaled by Merlin using Excalibur when he TARDIS-time-travelled to the 18th century and turned out to be the heretofore-unknown son of the 61st Doctor and a half-Dalek version of the Terminator?

TheOneGuy0000 · October 18, 2017

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Try option D.

All of the above.

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Congratulations, you've somehow managed to make this even more terrifying! :love:

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I IZ TEH WONKA

I DO WHUD I WAN'

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Oompa-loompas, charge! SLAY THE IMPOSTER!

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Nuclear parts, anyone?

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I HAVE 20 DOLLARS MAN

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But I want it.

I actually want it.

I legitimately, desirously, want it.

I want you to colour it and sign it and give it to me.

Otherwise I'll just have an adorable half-finished sketch of Twilight just sitting in my favourites folder labelled "Unfinished, by TheOneGuy0000".

LISTEN TO ME, TUX.

IT IS A GOOD SKETCH.

IT IS A VERY GOOD SKETCH.

IT IS AN EXTREMELY GOOD SKETCH.

TAKE THESE AS THE WORDS OF A FELLOW ABSURDLY-HIGH-STANDARDS ART COLLECTOR.

IT. IS. A. GOOD. SKETCH.

NONE OF THIS 'nope.png' FILENAMING

IT IS AS FABULOUS, IF NOT MORE SO, THAN THE 'fabulous.png' YOU DID OF RARITY.

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sigh

Very well. I shall try and squeeze some decency out of that horrid thing, just for your sake. However, do know that it could take some time.

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You drenched an innocent swirl of water with the stench of dead crab.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

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Oh. Oh. Um... my bad? :please:

Sometimes I forget that you're related to literally all water in the universe.

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no you

OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #REBURNEEEEEEEED

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. . .

IT APPEARS THAT I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE.

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I'm not entirely sure what you're referring to.

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The first time I jokingly suggested flying over to hug you, you said you don't live in Europe, remember?

PLEASE DON'T SAY [CITATION NEEDED]

THIS IS NOT REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY

PLEASE

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He was actually officially offered presidency of Israel at one point (he was Israeli by nationality, interestingly enough), but declined it.

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If I were him I would have gone straight for God Emperor of the World

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Give him a hug from Duality. <3

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That... would be a little random, dontcha think?

Besides, I have a 'tuff guy' reputation to uphold.

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okay then we get it

groupie

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First you forget who my favorite superhero is, then you insult me? So mean...

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How many milligrams of iron do you estimate there are currently in your body?

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Truth be told, I haven't got the slightest clue. I'll say 5.

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How many of those milligrams of iron do you estimate you got from licking electric fences?

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I never licked an electric fence, pretty sure I'd be dead/have some serious brain damage. So 0.0%

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How many of those milligrams of iron do you estimate you got from being injected with rusty anaesthetic needles at the dentist?

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. . .

Hopefully also 0.0%

I like to thing I get all the iron I need from food, and not infectious sharp objects :lie:

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How many of those milligrams of iron do you estimate you got by getting swagliciously impaled by Merlin using Excalibur when he TARDIS-time-travelled to the 18th century and turned out to be the heretofore-unknown son of the 61st Doctor and a half-Dalek version of the Terminator?

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WHAT ARE THESE QUESTIONS

DID YOU SMOKE SOMETHING SHADY

DID YOU DRINK SOMETHING UNUSUAL

ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING

Duality · October 19, 2017

On 2017-10-18 at 4:06 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Congratulations, you've somehow managed to make this even more terrifying!

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Thank you, I try.

On 2017-10-18 at 4:06 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Oompa-loompas, charge! SLAY THE IMPOSTER!

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HAH I BRIBED THEM ALL WITH CACOA BEANS

BCOZ I IZ TEH WONKA

I DO WHUD I WAN'

On 2017-10-18 at 4:06 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I HAVE 20 DOLLARS MAN

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Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of just enough depleted uranium to give you radiation poisoning if you swallow it.

On 2017-10-18 at 4:06 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

sigh

Very well. I shall try and squeeze some decency out of that horrid thing, just for your sake. However, do know that it could take some time.

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THE OVERALL DESIGN IS PERFECT AS IT IS

DON'T EDIT IT AS SEVERELY AS I KNOW YOU WILL TO TRY AND 'FIX' IT OUT OF SOME MISGUIDED SENSE OF ARTISTICNESS

I ASKED A COUPLE OF PEOPLE - INCLUDING MY BROTHER - WHICH PICTURE THEY PREFERRED BETWEEN THAT UNFINISHED SKETCH AND THE FULL-COLOUR RARITY YOU DID

AND THEY ALL SAID THAT THE UNFINISHED SKETCH WAS THE OBVIOUS ANSWER

IT IS A REALLY REALLY GOOD SKETCH TUX I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE BASHING IT LIKE THIS

On 2017-10-18 at 4:06 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Oh. Oh. Um... my bad?

Sometimes I forget that you're related to literally all water in the universe.

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And, apparently, sometimes you forget that I am literally all water in the universe.

Ze vunderz zat iz hivmind.

On 2017-10-18 at 4:06 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

. . .

IT APPEARS THAT I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE.

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yes

yes it does

On 2017-10-18 at 4:06 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

The first time I jokingly suggested flying over to hug you, you said you don't live in Europe, remember?

PLEASE DON'T SAY [CITATION NEEDED]

THIS IS NOT REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY

PLEASE

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~~[citation nee~~

~~[citati~~

~~[cita~~

Oh, very well, I'll let you off just this once.

But only if you hurry up and colour that sketch already.

On 2017-10-18 at 4:06 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

If I were him I would have gone straight for God Emperor of the World

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I offered him that too, actually, but he turned down the chance to succeed me because he 'was not worthy compared to such glorious effulgence' or some such self-deprecating thing.

Such a humble guy.

On 2017-10-18 at 4:06 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

That... would be a little random, dontcha think?

Besides, I have a 'tuff guy' reputation to uphold.

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AND HAVE I EVER GIVEN YOU BAD ADVICE BEFORE MAY I ASK

On 2017-10-18 at 4:06 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

First you forget who my favorite superhero is, then you insult me? So mean...

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You do realise it's only truly an insult if you allow yourself to be insulted by it?

You have only yourself to blame.

On 2017-10-18 at 4:06 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Truth be told, I haven't got the slightest clue. I'll say 5.

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Simply outstanding.

That's almost exactly 1/1000 of the amount of iron normal males have in their body.

On 2017-10-18 at 4:06 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I never licked an electric fence, pretty sure I'd be dead/have some serious brain damage.

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There are men who've urinated on electric fences and gotten off with only a temporary (albeit remarkably intense) localised stinging sensation, so I doubt licking them would have quite as damaging of a result.

On 2017-10-18 at 4:06 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I like to thing I get all the iron I need from food, and not infectious sharp objects

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Naturally, but not all of life is as we like to think it is.

On 2017-10-18 at 4:06 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

WHAT ARE THESE QUESTIONS

ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING

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MY QUESTIONS ARE ALWAYS WEIRD HOW HAVE YOU NOT NOTICED THIS ALREADY

WAIT

ARE YOU DELIBERATELY AVOIDING THE QUESTION?

WHAT SECRETS DO YOU HOLD O DARK AND EDGY ONE

And, now, just because I can't abide wasting such a swagliciously spontaneously-invented word as 'swaglicious':

What's the swagliciousest injury you've ever walked off?

What's the swagliciousest outfit you've ever worn?

What's the swagliciousest comeback/witticism you've ever said?

What's the swagliciousest person you've ever hung out with?

TheOneGuy0000 · October 19, 2017

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Thank you, I try.

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Oh, no doubting that, you do. You really do.

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HAH I BRIBED THEM ALL WITH CACOA BEANS

BCOZ I IZ TEH WONKA

I DO WHUD I WAN'

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Wait, this may be just a big misunderstanding. You're saying you're "Teh Wonka"? Willy Wonka's significantly less famous and successful brother, with a very strange first name?

DUALITY'S IDENTITY EXPOSED

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Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of just enough depleted uranium to give you radiation poisoning if you swallow it.

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. . .

Works for me.

'xoxo Goodbye Cruel World'

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THE OVERALL DESIGN IS PERFECT AS IT IS

DON'T EDIT IT AS SEVERELY AS I KNOW YOU WILL TO TRY AND 'FIX' IT OUT OF SOME MISGUIDED SENSE OF ARTISTICNESS

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HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY ARTISTIC SENSES

I AM THE ARTIST

I DECIDE IF MY WORK IS GARBAGE

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I ASKED A COUPLE OF PEOPLE - INCLUDING MY BROTHER - WHICH PICTURE THEY PREFERRED BETWEEN THAT UNFINISHED SKETCH AND THE FULL-COLOUR RARITY YOU DID

AND THEY ALL SAID THAT THE UNFINISHED SKETCH WAS THE OBVIOUS ANSWER

IT IS A REALLY REALLY GOOD SKETCH TUX I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE BASHING IT LIKE THIS

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I was never all that proud of the rarity sketch I did, that comparison doesn't really mean anything.

Why am I bashing it? Very well, I will give you numerous reasons:

-the eyes look generic and lifeless, like they're made of glass - a mannequin

-the pose and angle are bland and boring, doesn't convey any emotion

-body parts look misplaced and deformed, despite my best efforts

-lacks originality overall

-looks creepy and uncanny, rather than "adorable"

There, now you know. But if you really want this version finished, I'll do it. For the small, small price of you getting to level 25 in the mlp mobile game. :smug:

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And, apparently, sometimes you forget that I am literally all water in the universe.

Ze vunderz zat iz hivmind.

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. . .

I sincerely hope you are aware of the dozens of implied innuendos that statement brings up

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yes

yes it does

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ARE YOU ENJOYING MY SUFFERING, DUALITY?

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Oh, very well, I'll let you off just this once.

But only if you hurry up and colour that sketch already.

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You've heard my demands. You're not getting me to stare at that abomination for hours on end that easily

So anyway... does this whole dealio mean you do live in Europe?

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I offered him that too, actually, but he turned down the chance to succeed me because he 'was not worthy compared to such glorious effulgence' or some such self-deprecating thing.

Such a humble guy.

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...You do realize that means you're over 70 years old, right?

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AND HAVE I EVER GIVEN YOU BAD ADVICE BEFORE MAY I ASK

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...I choose not to answer this question.

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You do realise it's only truly an insult if you allow yourself to be insulted by it?

You have only yourself to blame.

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Not really.

It doesn't matter what I perceive it as, if you meant it as an insult, then it is an insult.

So...

IS IT? :pout:

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Simply outstanding.

That's almost exactly 1/1000 of the amount of iron normal males have in their body.

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...Does that mean I get an 'A'?

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There are men who've urinated on electric fences and gotten off with only a temporary (albeit remarkably intense) localised stinging sensation, so I doubt licking them would have quite as damaging of a result.

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You sure do know an awful lot about men urinating on electric fences, don't you, Duality?

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Naturally, but not all of life is as we like to think it is.

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Jeez water puddle, I'm supposed to be the philosopher here

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MY QUESTIONS ARE ALWAYS WEIRD HOW HAVE YOU NOT NOTICED THIS ALREADY

WAIT

ARE YOU DELIBERATELY AVOIDING THE QUESTION?

WHAT SECRETS DO YOU HOLD O DARK AND EDGY ONE

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Believe me, you don't want to know.

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And, now, just because I can't abide wasting such a swagliciously spontaneously-invented word as 'swaglicious':

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Sorry to crush your dreams, but that 'word' has been a thing for quite some time now

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What's the swagliciousest injury you've ever walked off?

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THE SKIN ON MY LEG WAS BURNED OFF BY SCORCHING HOT ASH, REMEMBER?

I LITERALLY 'WALKED IT OFF', MEANING THAT I RAN AROUND FOR MINUTES IN AN ATTEMPT TO DISTRACT MY NERVOUS SYSTEM FROM THE PAIN

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What's the swagliciousest outfit you've ever worn?

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My casual outside attire, actually. Some rather dapper bluejeans (as dapper and respectable as bluejeans can be), a shirt, my hard-to-describe not-too-fancy-yet-somewhat-fancy shoes, a shirt, and my trusty lucky flannel. Got this for my birthday waaaay back, still fits me like a glove. It's modern yet classy and super-comfy, I could not love it more.

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What's the swagliciousest comeback/witticism you've ever said?

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Feel free to pick and choose from the messages I've sent you :orly:

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What's the swagliciousest person you've ever hung out with?

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Danny Devito

jk I have no idea, all of my few friends are nerds

Edited October 19, 2017 by TheOneGuy0000

Duality · October 19, 2017

On 2017-10-19 at 5:58 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Oh, no doubting that, you do. You really do.

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Are you sure I even have to try?

I would think it appears as if it comes naturally to me.

On 2017-10-19 at 5:58 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Wait, this may be just a big misunderstanding. You're saying you're "Teh Wonka"? Willy Wonka's significantly less famous and successful brother, with a very strange first name?

DUALITY'S IDENTITY EXPOSED

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Nope, I IZ TEH WONKA

I IZ WILLYWONKA ALTER EGO

I IZ WILLYWONKA CRIMEFIGHTING PSEUDONYM

TEHHHHHH WONKAAAAAA

On 2017-10-19 at 5:58 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

. . .

Works for me.

'xoxo Goodbye Cruel World'

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Not terminal radiation poisoning, you daft tux.

That would be another $50.

On 2017-10-19 at 5:58 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY ARTISTIC SENSES

I AM THE ARTIST

I DECIDE IF MY WORK IS GARBAGE

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THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT

I OVERRIDE YOUR GARBAGE-WORK DECISION

On 2017-10-19 at 5:58 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I was never all that proud of the rarity sketch I did, that comparison doesn't really mean anything.

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BUT IT'S HARDLY LIKE YOU DITCHED THE RARITY SKETCH BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T ABIDE HOW 'DISGUSTING' IT LOOKED

On 2017-10-19 at 5:58 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

-the eyes look generic and lifeless, like they're made of glass - a mannequin

-the pose and angle are bland and boring, doesn't convey any emotion

-body parts look misplaced and deformed, despite my best efforts

-lacks originality overall

-looks creepy and uncanny, rather than "adorable"

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- THE EYES ARE LIMPID POOLS OF ADORABLE HOW DARE YOU

- THE POSE AND ANGLE ARE IRRELEVANT IT'S A PORTRAIT IMAGE

- I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT IT'S LITERALLY JUST A HEAD AND FOR THAT MATTER IT'S THE MOST SHOW-ACCURATE ONE I'VE SEEN IN A WHILE

- THE ORIGINALITY IS IRRELEVANT IT'S A PORTRAIT IMAGE

- HERESY

On 2017-10-19 at 5:58 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

But if you really want this version finished, I'll do it. For the small, small price of you getting to level 25 in the mlp mobile game.

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Coolio, I was gonna do that anyway.

Get started.

On 2017-10-19 at 5:58 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

. . .

I sincerely hope you are aware of the dozens of implied innuendos that statement brings up

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'Innuendos'?

I sincerely hope you mean 'insinuations', otherwise I'll have to wash your brain out with turpentine.

On 2017-10-19 at 5:58 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

ARE YOU ENJOYING MY SUFFERING, DUALITY?

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yes

yes it does

On 2017-10-19 at 5:58 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

You've heard my demands. You're not getting me to stare at that abomination for hours on end that easily

So anyway... does this whole dealio mean you do live in Europe?

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You go ahead and believe that. :mustache:

On 2017-10-19 at 5:58 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

...You do realize that means you're over 70 years old, right?

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I am water.

I am eternity.

On 2017-10-19 at 5:58 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

...I choose not to answer this question.

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That's a 'no', methinks.

On 2017-10-19 at 5:58 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Not really.

It doesn't matter what I perceive it as, if you meant it as an insult, then it is an insult.

So...

IS IT?

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If an insult only relies on the intent of the utterer, then no-one would be able to say 'I take that as a compliment'.

And my intent is not that my utterance was an insult, neither that it was not, rather that it would conform to your perception of it.

So. . .

IS IT? :pout:

On 2017-10-19 at 5:58 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

...Does that mean I get an 'A'?

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No, it means you get a medically intriguing post-mortem.

On 2017-10-19 at 5:58 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

You sure do know an awful lot about men urinating on electric fences, don't you, Duality?

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My mother finds potty-humour electrocution videos highly amusing.

On 2017-10-19 at 5:58 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I'm supposed to be the philosopher here

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One cannot truly comprehend the ramifications of the discoveries made in the field of quantum physics without first gaining a measure of philosophical insight.

On 2017-10-19 at 5:58 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Believe me, you don't want to know.

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Believe me, I do.

AND YOU'RE STILL AVOIDING THE QUESTION

On 2017-10-19 at 5:58 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Sorry to crush your dreams, but that 'word' has been a thing for quite some time now

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I spontaneously, independently, invented it, which means it is my invention regardless of whether another came up with it first.

Bleah.

On 2017-10-19 at 5:58 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Feel free to pick and choose from the messages I've sent you

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:huh:

On 2017-10-19 at 5:58 PM, TheOneGuy0000 said:

jk I have no idea, all of my few friends are nerds

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I'M SORRY ONEGUY

I HAVE FAILED YOU

I CANNOT OFFER YOU ANYTHING MORE THAN NERDINESS

FOR it IS ALL I HAVE

What is the largest gemstone you've ever seen?

What's the favourite subject that you took in school?

Is Twilight Sparkle actually as adorable as we have been led to believe?

Edited October 19, 2017 by Duality

TheOneGuy0000 · October 20, 2017

On 2017-10-19 at 7:28 PM, Duality said:

Are you sure I even have to try?

I would think it appears as if it comes naturally to me.

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Well, you said you are trying. Were you lying, Duality?

On 2017-10-19 at 7:28 PM, Duality said:

Nope, I IZ TEH WONKA

I IZ WILLYWONKA ALTER EGO

I IZ WILLYWONKA CRIMEFIGHTING PSEUDONYM

TEHHHHHH WONKAAAAAA

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HEEEREEEETIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC

*dumps bucket of sizzling hot liquid chocolate on you*

BURN

On 2017-10-19 at 7:28 PM, Duality said:

Not terminal radiation poisoning, you daft tux.

That would be another $50.

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. . .

I can't even afford to die.

On 2017-10-19 at 7:28 PM, Duality said:

THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT

I OVERRIDE YOUR GARBAGE-WORK DECISION

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BUT YOU'RE NOT PAYING ME

I'M JUST REPAYING YOU FOR BEING WITTY/COLLECTING TUXPOINTS

THEREFORE YOU'RE NO CUSTOMER

THEREFORE I'M RIGHT

THEREFORE SKETCH IS GARBAGE

On 2017-10-19 at 7:28 PM, Duality said:

BUT IT'S HARDLY LIKE YOU DITCHED THE RARITY SKETCH BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T ABIDE HOW 'DISGUSTING' IT LOOKED

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Well, at least that one was passable.

On 2017-10-19 at 7:28 PM, Duality said:

- THE EYES ARE LIMPID POOLS OF ADORABLE HOW DARE YOU

- THE POSE AND ANGLE ARE IRRELEVANT IT'S A PORTRAIT IMAGE

- I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT IT'S LITERALLY JUST A HEAD AND FOR THAT MATTER IT'S THE MOST SHOW-ACCURATE ONE I'VE SEEN IN A WHILE

- THE ORIGINALITY IS IRRELEVANT IT'S A PORTRAIT IMAGE

- HERESY

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-THEY STARE TROUGH MY VERY CORE

-WRONG

-THAT MAY BE A GOOD THING TO YOU, BUT TO ME IT JUST MEANS I'M UNORIGINAL

-WRONG x2

-WRONG x3

And here's a few more for the road:

-I can't get her hair right, it looks stiff and unpleasant

-ear looks off, can't fix it no matter what I try

-mouth and snoot seem misplaced

On 2017-10-19 at 7:28 PM, Duality said:

Coolio, I was gonna do that anyway.

Get started.

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Sure thing, right after you get to level 25. :orly:

In the meantime, I'll be working on those blueprints...

On 2017-10-19 at 7:28 PM, Duality said:

'Innuendos'?

I sincerely hope you mean 'insinuations', otherwise I'll have to wash your brain out with turpentine.

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Oh, I know what I said. :toldya:

On 2017-10-19 at 7:28 PM, Duality said:

You go ahead and believe that.

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OH COME ON

THROW ME A BONE

On 2017-10-19 at 7:28 PM, Duality said:

That's a 'no', methinks.

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I SAID, I CHOOSE NOT TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION

THAT IS NEITHER A YES, OR A NO

On 2017-10-19 at 7:28 PM, Duality said:

If an insult only relies on the intent of the utterer, then no-one would be able to say 'I take that as a compliment'.

And my intent is not that my utterance was an insult, neither that it was not, rather that it would conform to your perception of it.

So. . .

IS IT?

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. . .

Yes. :catface:

On 2017-10-19 at 7:28 PM, Duality said:

No, it means you get a medically intriguing post-mortem.

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. . .

THE DREAM LIVES ON

Who needs radiation poisoning, anyway?

On 2017-10-19 at 7:28 PM, Duality said:

My mother finds potty-humour electrocution videos highly amusing.

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That's... great. Just great.

On 2017-10-19 at 7:28 PM, Duality said:

Believe me, I do.

AND YOU'RE STILL AVOIDING THE QUESTION

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[̴C̸ĮT̴͘Ą̸̡T̵͢I̛͟O҉N̶̢ ̴̡NE̵̶҉E̶D̡͘E̸D̷]҉̸͠

On 2017-10-19 at 7:28 PM, Duality said:

Bleah.

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YOU CAN'T

NO TONGUE

On 2017-10-19 at 7:28 PM, Duality said:

I'M SORRY ONEGUY

I HAVE FAILED YOU

I CANNOT OFFER YOU ANYTHING MORE THAN NERDINESS

FOR it IS ALL I HAVE

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WHO SAID I WAS NOT SATISFIED

IT IS MORE THAN I COULD EVER ASK FOR

On 2017-10-19 at 7:28 PM, Duality said:

What is the largest gemstone you've ever seen?

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A grape-sized diamond in the display of a high-security jewel shop inside a mall.

Huge gemstones aren't all that regular around here.

On 2017-10-19 at 7:28 PM, Duality said:

What's the favourite subject that you took in school?

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English, by far. All my teachers were smart, funny, at least relatively young, and had very modern teaching methods, most likely due to often visiting english-speaking countries to learn about their education system.

On 2017-10-19 at 7:28 PM, Duality said:

Is Twilight Sparkle actually as adorable as we have been led to believe?

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No.

She's even more adorable.

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