Tropical Melody 6,081 November 3, 2020 Share November 3, 2020 17 hours ago, CypherHoof 🐎 said: (also, a bit of graphite on the tracks can do wonders for a scratchy pot) That's a very good answer. However just getting access to it will be so complicated and fraught with cock-ups so it'll never work again, it may be better just to leave it alone. REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cwanky 17,571 November 3, 2020 Share November 3, 2020 12 hours ago, CypherHoof 🐎 said: *sad phone noises* “Hello? Hello hello? Well if you’re hearing this, then chances are you’ve made a very poor career choice.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesse Terrence 2,968 November 3, 2020 Share November 3, 2020 Met a horse once. Couldn't cheer it up. Had a perma-long face 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CypherHoof 26,482 November 3, 2020 Share November 3, 2020 Could have been worse. could have been a polar bear. you know, with big pause. ᚾᛖᚹ ᛚᚢᚾᚨ ᚱᛖᛈᚢᛒᛚᛁᚴ - ᚦᛖ ᚠᚢᚾ ᚺᚨᚦ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛞᛟᚢᛒᛚᛖᛞ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 6,081 November 3, 2020 Share November 3, 2020 (edited) Chicken nuggets don't dance on a Tuesday. Edited November 3, 2020 by Tropical Melody REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CypherHoof 26,482 November 3, 2020 Share November 3, 2020 Well, of course not. They have to be up early on Wednesday, what with it being half-day opening and all... ᚾᛖᚹ ᛚᚢᚾᚨ ᚱᛖᛈᚢᛒᛚᛁᚴ - ᚦᛖ ᚠᚢᚾ ᚺᚨᚦ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛞᛟᚢᛒᛚᛖᛞ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682 November 4, 2020 Share November 4, 2020 Since I uploaded the picture offsite (https://derpibooru.org/images/2480224), I opted to add a description. Quote Ocellus: Smolder, where were you? Gallus: Yeah, you always get to the Keurin (parody name for "Keurig") in the student lounge before I do, so I just assumed you got stuck in the toilet again. Smolder: *extremely angry* … Sandbar: Guys, I think something bad happened to Smolder. She's usually quiet about these things. Yona: Should Yona get professor Maud's lava suits for friends? Sandbar: Smolder? Do you want to talk about it? Smolder: *holds up broken phone* This fell on my horns when I woke up this morning. Sandbar: Youch. That looks expensive. Smolder: It is. Ocellus: You wanna hug it out? Smolder: *nods yes* Silverstream: Sorry I'm late, guys! I got stuck in the toilet again— what happened to your phone, Smolder? Smolder: *prepares to breathe fire onto Silverstream* Sandbar: Smolder, stop!! *tackles Smolder* Smolder: GET OFF OF ME!!! Sandbar: I don't want you to roast Silverstream the same you roasted Gallus!! Smolder: You know what?! *tosses Sandbar aside* I'm going back to bed. This is the worst day ever. *walks off* Sandbar/Ocellus/Gallus/Yona/Silverstream: … Ocellus: Should I check on her? Gallus: You probably should, but you might want professor Maud's lava outfit. Ocellus: I'm good. Gallus: It's your funeral. Sandbar: *hits Gallus* Gallus: What? How mad does Smolder have to be to almost cook Silverstream? (Then again, if cartoon physics applies here, then all she'll get is only small charring around her feathers and mane.) 1 <> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CypherHoof 26,482 November 6, 2020 Share November 6, 2020 Adverbially... ᚾᛖᚹ ᛚᚢᚾᚨ ᚱᛖᛈᚢᛒᛚᛁᚴ - ᚦᛖ ᚠᚢᚾ ᚺᚨᚦ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛞᛟᚢᛒᛚᛖᛞ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cwanky 17,571 November 6, 2020 Share November 6, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CypherHoof 26,482 November 7, 2020 Share November 7, 2020 No xmas movie references until December ᚾᛖᚹ ᛚᚢᚾᚨ ᚱᛖᛈᚢᛒᛚᛁᚴ - ᚦᛖ ᚠᚢᚾ ᚺᚨᚦ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛞᛟᚢᛒᛚᛖᛞ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Equine 51,073 November 8, 2020 Share November 8, 2020 If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again. Or try sending a text message, because apparently no one uses cellphones as actual phones anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CypherHoof 26,482 November 8, 2020 Share November 8, 2020 Cue all the teens saying "that's not what cellphones are FOR" ᚾᛖᚹ ᛚᚢᚾᚨ ᚱᛖᛈᚢᛒᛚᛁᚴ - ᚦᛖ ᚠᚢᚾ ᚺᚨᚦ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛞᛟᚢᛒᛚᛖᛞ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterstep 47,069 November 8, 2020 Share November 8, 2020 For? Four. FORE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CypherHoof 26,482 November 8, 2020 Share November 8, 2020 Doughnut thing! 1 ᚾᛖᚹ ᛚᚢᚾᚨ ᚱᛖᛈᚢᛒᛚᛁᚴ - ᚦᛖ ᚠᚢᚾ ᚺᚨᚦ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛞᛟᚢᛒᛚᛖᛞ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterstep 47,069 November 8, 2020 Share November 8, 2020 🍩 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CypherHoof 26,482 November 8, 2020 Share November 8, 2020 Muffin Thing? 2 ᚾᛖᚹ ᛚᚢᚾᚨ ᚱᛖᛈᚢᛒᛚᛁᚴ - ᚦᛖ ᚠᚢᚾ ᚺᚨᚦ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛞᛟᚢᛒᛚᛖᛞ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 6,081 November 8, 2020 Share November 8, 2020 Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel 1 REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CypherHoof 26,482 November 9, 2020 Share November 9, 2020 10 hours ago, Tropical Melody said: Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel 12,441 votes.... ᚾᛖᚹ ᛚᚢᚾᚨ ᚱᛖᛈᚢᛒᛚᛁᚴ - ᚦᛖ ᚠᚢᚾ ᚺᚨᚦ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛞᛟᚢᛒᛚᛖᛞ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 6,081 November 9, 2020 Share November 9, 2020 Oh my giddy aunt! 1 REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CypherHoof 26,482 November 9, 2020 Share November 9, 2020 giddy up, giddy aunt? 1 ᚾᛖᚹ ᛚᚢᚾᚨ ᚱᛖᛈᚢᛒᛚᛁᚴ - ᚦᛖ ᚠᚢᚾ ᚺᚨᚦ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛞᛟᚢᛒᛚᛖᛞ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DubWolf 17,254 November 9, 2020 Share November 9, 2020 Giddy up giddy up, giddy up let’s go! Got no time to lose! Giddy up giddy up let’s go, Santa Claus is gone loose! *horse whining noises* 2 Sig by Wolf, Handwriting by SparklingSwirls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 6,081 November 10, 2020 Share November 10, 2020 "GoPro, start recording!" 2 REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 6,081 November 11, 2020 Share November 11, 2020 Hands up if you think the scariest bit in Poltergeist is the guy in the bathroom pulling his face off REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheeryFox 23,821 November 12, 2020 Share November 12, 2020 The memes are strong with this one. 1 Sōten ni zase...Hyōrinmaru! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklefan1234 169,991 November 12, 2020 Share November 12, 2020 On 11/6/2020 at 12:44 PM, Cwanky said: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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