Cider Contest 5.0: RP Edition

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

Twilight downs a cider, slams it down on the table and shouts "A QUARTER OF THE WAY!"

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

Still a ways to go Twily 

*sips*

Aj=80

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

Twilight drinks her 51st cider and says "At least *hic* Trixie is still *hic* sleeping!"

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

"Ah'm the great and powerful snoozer"

*waves forelegs in a mysterious way*

"Ooga booga"

Best have another drink whilst we await her return

*sips*

Aj=81

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

Twilight drinks 52nd cider and spits it out laughing

[Nye 1,652]

Applejack! Twilight! Both of you calm down!

Rarity says as she drinks her final cider.

Rarity: 3? (Has anypony helped Rarity since I was last here?)

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

Twilight drinks her 53rd cider, smashes an apple, starts looking angrilly to the mug and says "You did *hic* this!"

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

Oo ee, time shore does fly by when yer, erm, flyin'

Feet on the ground again, best have a drink 

Cheers, here's to soft landin's

Aj=82

 

 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

Twilight finishes her 54th cider and smashes it

She says "Don't kill *hic* applechu *hic* again *hic*!"

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

Need a few more ponies before we can have a proper hootenanny.

In the meantime, another cider Applejack? Don' mind if I do.

*slurps*

Aj=83

Edited August 11, 2018 by Dawnchaser

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

Twilight finishes her 55th cider and says "AppleJack...
I think you're talking to *hic* yourself *hic*!"

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

Applejack only worries when she refers to herself in the third person 

She better have another 

*glug*

Aj=84

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

4 minutes ago, Dawnchaser said:

Applejack only worries when she refers to herself in the third person 

She better have another 

*glug*

Aj=84

Twilight finishes her 56th cider and says "Are you sure you haven't drunk too much Apple Jack? *hic* *hic*"

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

*barp*

Pardon moi.

That's better.

Thank you for your concern Twily, there's room for more now.

*sips*

Aj=85

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

Twilight drinks her 57th cider and says "How are you not under the table yet *hic* AppleJack?"

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

Yer askin' the winner of the last two races why she ain't under the table?

Maybe it depends if you're drinkin' English cider/hard cider or English apple juice/cider?

*glug*

Aj=86

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

8 minutes ago, Dawnchaser said:

Yer askin' the winner of the last two races why she ain't under the table?

Maybe it depends if you're drinkin' English cider/hard cider or English apple juice/cider?

*glug*

Aj=86

Twilight drinks her 58th cider and says "I can't believe you can drink this much *hic* and not feel like you're spinning *hic*!"

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

Well puddin' let's keep chuggin' an' see when it does 

*sips*

Aj=87

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

Twilight drinks her 59th cider and says "It just *hic* seems like *hic* we're the only *hic* ponies left in *hic* the contest *hic* !"

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

There's no helpin' some ponies,

When the goin' gits tough

...the tough have another cider

*glugs*

Ah, that was mighty tasty, feels like Ah havn't had a drop for days.

Aj=88

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

Twilight drinks her 60th cider and says "I feel like I must have *hic* dosed off at somepoint *hic*!"

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

Cheers m'dears

*glug*

Aj=89

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

Twilight drinks her 61st cider and says "I must *hic* not got *hic* a good *hic* tolerance *hic* !"

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

The main thing is that you're here and you're drinkin'

*sips*

Aj=90

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

1 minute ago, Dawnchaser said:

The main thing is that you're here and you're drinkin'

*sips*

Aj=90

Twilight drinks her 62nd cider and says "Yeah! That's the main thing!"