Ask The (Bickering) Married Couple!

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8 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

Have you ever gone on a Zeppelin cruise with Twilight's family & Spike? 

"If you're referring to that incident with Iron Will and the fanbase, I wasn't there. I was... Busy... Please stop staring at me like that, love."

"Your words, not mine."

"Eheh... Anyway, no I haven't taken a zeppelin ride as of yet, and I don't think my partner here would want to again after that."

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On 2/3/2019 at 10:03 AM, Stardust Balance said:

"If you're referring to that incident with Iron Will and the fanbase, I wasn't there. I was... Busy... Please stop staring at me like that, love."

"Your words, not mine."

"Eheh... Anyway, no I haven't taken a zeppelin ride as of yet, and I don't think my partner here would want to again after that."

 

You don't like Spike or Twilight's family?! 

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8 hours ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

You don't like Spike or Twilight's family?! 

"What? NO! I just said, I was busy at the time! Looks, I LOVE Spike and Twilight's family-"

"Our family, Jack."

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As parents, what are the most important lessons to teach your kids?

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3 minutes ago, Dark Horse said:

As parents, what are the most important lessons to teach your kids?

"Allow me to-"

"Responsibility, kindness, compassion, generosity, laughter, honesty, loyalty, and most of all-"

"Friendship?"

"Friendship."

"Yeah-huh... But the absolute most crucial thing to teach kids, especially my daughter, is no seeing anyone until they or Daddy is dead."

"Knock it off, Jack."

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How do you view Spike? Son, family friend, nuisance etc.

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3 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

How do you view Spike? Son, family friend, nuisance etc.

"Nowadays, half a nuisance. Back in the beginning he was a good friend, to a brother, and now..."

"The first son we are so exceptionally proud of... And he gets that nuisance nature from you, Jack."

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Just now, Stardust Balance said:

"Nowadays, half a nuisance. Back in the beginning he was a good friend, to a brother, and now..."

"The first son we are so exceptionally proud of... And he gets that nuisance nature from you, Jack."

 

Why do you consider Spike to be a nuisance? 

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8 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

Why do you consider Spike to be a nuisance? 

"Oh, that's just us expressing our humorous endearment for Spike. We would never consider him an actual nuisance."

"No need to be so literal about it, love."

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Have you ever tried writing a book together? 

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2 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

Have you ever tried writing a book together? 

"..."

"..."

"That's..."

"Something to think about. Brilliant idea Sparkle!"

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Just now, Stardust Balance said:

"Something to think about. Brilliant idea Sparkle!"

 

Thank You, Superior Sparkle! 

Do you prefer to write alone, Stardust?

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2 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

Thank You, Superior Sparkle! 

Do you prefer to write alone, Stardust?

"Generally, and with some help from Spike at times. But Twilight? Together we could make something, with her intellect and better grammar skills, that would take the worlds by storm!"

"Aheh... Might be the first sincere praise you've given since this thread commenced, Jack."

"Take a compliment love. Your redness on those beautiful features tell me all I need to know."

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Are your books well received by the ponies of Equestria? 

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12 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

Are your books well received by the ponies of Equestria? 

"Ponies, griffons, dragons, Changelings, even humans, you name it."

"Mhm. And I couldn't be anymore proud of you, Jack."

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21 minutes ago, Stardust Balance said:

"Ponies, griffons, dragons, Changelings, even humans, you name it."

"Mhm. And I couldn't be anymore proud of you, Jack."

 

How do you get your books to the human world?

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2 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

How do you get your books to the human world?

"Mainly chucking them into the Portal Dues Machima."

"Uggh..."

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1 minute ago, Stardust Balance said:

"Mainly chucking them into the Portal Dues Machima."

"Uggh..."

 

Have you brought back anything from the human world & incorporated it into your daily pony life?

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24 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

Have you brought back anything from the human world & incorporated it into your daily pony life?

"Ahhh... PS4... Books... Let's see, a lot of clothing that Rarity often examines before I never seen them again."

"She does return them, you just never give your closet a thorough inspection."

"Why would I, love? I'm a Goddamn pony now."

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Do they have movies in Equestria? 

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17 hours ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

Do they have movies in Equestria? 

"Yes they do. Next!"

"Jack!"

"What? They do!"

"There's no need to be so flippant."

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Just now, Stardust Balance said:

"Yes they do. Next!"

"Jack!"

"What? They do!"

"There's no need to be so flippant."

 

YEAH!

Why does beard pony hate questions so much? 

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2 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

YEAH!

Why does beard pony hate questions so much? 

"I don't. I just hate-"

"Jack's patience has waned as years go by. I apologize for my husband's almost abrasive behaviour... Plus he just recently concluded playing that 'Kingdom of Hearts' game of his and is a teensy bit all over the place with his emotions."

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3 minutes ago, Stardust Balance said:

"Jack's patience has waned as years go by. I apologize for my husband's almost abrasive behaviour... Plus he just recently concluded playing that 'Kingdom of Hearts' game of his and is a teensy bit all over the place with his emotions."

 

Apology accepted, Twilight. 

 

What do you think about...Flash Sentry? 

Edited February 12, 2019 by Sparklefan1234

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11 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

Apology accepted, Twilight. 

 

What do you think about...Flash Sentry? 

*Inhales through grit teeth.*