MAKING SENSE IS BANNED FROM THIS THREAD.

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

1+1=how I wear my shorts on a daily year.

[MrL0LZ 866]

1+25= 9001 and a cake solution. With Bullets shooting turrents.

[NavelColt 22,881]

Two pages in 15 minutes? I'm afraid.

 

Weleave to the tree of Equineia, fair traveler, dissatisfy yourself with a relaxing bubble avalanche, and a strawberry Saturday on a cold night. King Aitselec will be your executioner today, unless of course you bribe him with cherries, and find yourself sent to the sun.

[Evilshy 5,090]

sO this oNe tImE i went to A pHotogRapHY plaCe to gEt my soUl bacK frOm my alTer eGo alSo named evilsHy. BuT THE MERMaiDs woUldNt lEt me duE to tEh Eye-cratE evEnt thAAt i

explained

in chAT a l0ng tim3 agO whEn chaT wASnt illEEGal and whTanoT.

 

 

More tonight at 11.

[MrL0LZ 866]

I love you so much that I'm going to shoot Ice Cream at you with [sUBJECT NAME HERE] Break dancing.

While you explode into urine.

[Prince Lightning Da Cute 619]

If I drink my hand will I get the ability to become myself with a cupcake for a head?

Edited May 29, 2012 by Prince Wolfie

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

Take about 5 dozen eggs.

start putting them in a bowl.

Mix the CRAP out of it and what do you get?

PAINUS!

[Killian Jones 2,655]

We are the Herd, lower your shields and prepare to be assimilated, your biological and technological distinctiveness will be ponified to suit our own. Your culture will adapt to service ours. Resistance is futile.

[Whiteshade 1,426]

Since the way to make sense in this thread is to not make sense...........

I'm making sense so I can make no sense. /paradox.

 

My attorney advises you to cease and desist in the employment of potatoes, as it presents a copyright violation. If a settlement is not paid out in narwals, then we will see you in the Lunar Federal Court.

[MrL0LZ 866]

I kate you so much imma let you finish while I kill you and you come back to life only jump in the air with neuromedicine.

then you shall turn into chocolate grass.

Then I shall make the most paradox in the world so I can die in heaven and live in a different universe while Baking cupcakes.

[Shankveld 4,949]

Google translate provided me with:

It is for us to be Hard Knock Life. You are not giving up. I had a baby that is not a gay hope cry every day. It is too hard and rough. printing paper and the like.

~

[~Chaos~ 3,967]

the Celery stalks are on the garage out to the east, be aware of the lurking frolicking goombas.

[Guest]

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

I'm just a pickle. A pickled peppered puking pepper. I enjoy flailing furiously from falling frisbees. Hufflepuff huffs its weeds and puffs its seeds. Sick like a di... no.

I like pouring mayonnaise into socks and throwing it at passersby.

[Miles Rarity Edgeworth 76]

In the barn is the steve when the beef jerky gave blood donations to the really smelly piece of ham that ate keyboards?

Josh has number fours on his boxers when music notes jump into refried beans of turtles noses?

[Prince Lightning Da Cute 619]

I kate you so much imma let you finish while I kill you and you come back to life only jump in the air with neuromedicine.

then you shall turn into chocolate grass.

Then I shall make the most paradox in the world so I can die in heaven and live in a different universe while Baking cupcakes.

 

If you continue to comically make cupcakes, I will take out my tongue and slap you with it as You ride in a marchmellow black hole filled with neon lights.

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

So I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this guy. So I kicked him in the face and he proceeded to throw Hawaiian Punch at me while reciting math equations. I asked him why did he carry so many magnets with him and he said to attempt to catch gravity cat. I then flew away as he started chasing flying squids around with a 2-by-4. I heard that the city then threw a party for some old lady down in the moon. Go figure.

[Prince Lightning Da Cute 619]

So I saw a unicorn earlier, I thought WOW! So I took a cupcake out of my butt and threw it on the ground. It bounced back and went to the moon where Luna found it and ate it with her horn and then I said "Nice post Kirby!". All the sudden a cartoon Kirby comes down from the ground and hammers me, as I'm flying through space. I conitnue to spy ice cream planets and I proceed to lick them as I fly by at 2 times the speed of chocolate. I ended up in the nether with a chocolate waterfall as my house. Best war ever and u didn't even win!

[Whiteshade 1,426]

do doo bop do doo bop do doo bop do doo bop do doo bop do doo bop do doo bop do doo bop do doo bop

 

wo wo wun wun woo wah wo wo wun wun woo wah wo wo wun wun woo wah wo wo wun wun woo wah wo wo wun wun woo wah wo wo wun wun woo wah

Edited May 29, 2012 by Whiteshade

[Evilshy 5,090]

When i said 11 i obviously meant 11 till 5. duh. anybody can see that.

 

anyway, to continue, i was at the bank and the mermaids that i had experimented on (giving them lungs and such) came for revenge involving the theft of my cheese. my cheese is precious. it is made by the spiders. they talk to me. they give me the cheese ,made from the blood of their enemies. they tell me waht to do. i do it. obey the spider queen. my queen. she is all i have. i obey her. she talks to me. she tells me to kill. i kill. i kill them all. family. friends. others. feld0. finesthour. all dead. i killed them. the spiders told me to. they like me. they help me. the spiders never lead me astray. i obey the spiders. i can do no wrong because the spider queen guides my hand. she tells me what is right and wrong. she tells me how the world works. i know how the world works. you do not because she told me and not you. i am not insane. you are insane. i am sane. i am the only sane person in the world. the spiders do not like insane people. they want me to kill the insane people. i kill them. the spiders never lead me wrong. i obey. good things happen when i obey. i never disobey. only obey. the spiders know the truth. the only truth. the truth is in the spiders. follow them talk to them hear them obey them kill for them eat with them protect them obey them they are everything the spiders are everything do not deny the spiders if you deny the spiders bad things will happen if you deny you will die if you deny they will tell me to kill you i will obey because the spiders are my friends and i obey them i love the spiderstheylovemethespiderqueenlovesmeandiloveheriobeyherandsherewardsmeIAMTHESPIDERSWEAREONEIWILLKILLYOUALL

[MVC NVMXD JVRXD 2,406]

Did you guys hear bout that show MLP:FIM? Sucks.

[AppleTreeBrony 228]

Hello its quite a nice Nightnoon

are you enjoying the Relish bottle? I made it myself from toothpicks.

I enjoy strolls across the Cucumber Fields in Aardvark land at 13:00 B.C.

My favorite year was 1983 PM

Do you like glass?

I drink it all the time

I am writing this to you and your chia pet in the corner of Mustard

[MrL0LZ 866]

I used to be a bottle like you but then I killed the grandfather clock, ending world hunger and stopping WW4

Edited May 30, 2012 by GLaMOS (AceCord)

[be my waifu 2,842]

[Prince Lightning Da Cute 619]

If a had nickel for every my nickel became bacon and I planted it in the yard and it grew into a bacon tree, Id have 5 zebras!

[MrL0LZ 866]

I blarg you some wort wort wort wort wort.