Those Quotes that Shall Forever be Remembered

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Go ahead and post those quotes from chat logs, or forums that simply must be remarked. Silliness, please, no Voltaire or politician quotations allowed

 

Examples: (hilarity ensued)

 

Me and Captain Picaso talking about my hounds

 

 

09:39 p.m. - |47th|Capt.Picaso [LF]: National Award (and Diploma) In Animal Management. Distinction Level.

09:39 p.m. - |47th|Cpl.Kochi[LF]: animal management?

09:40 p.m. - |47th|Cpl.Kochi[LF]: Explain

09:40 p.m. - |47th|Capt.Picaso [LF]: The Conservation, Welfare and caring on animals.

09:40 p.m. - |47th|Cpl.Kochi[LF]: What I need with my dog pack, basically

09:40 p.m. - |47th|Cpl.Kochi[LF]: 14 of the buggers

09:40 p.m. - |47th|Cpl.Kochi[LF]: They have that

09:40 p.m. - |47th|Cpl.Kochi[LF]: I don't

09:41 p.m. - |47th|Cpl.Kochi[LF]: They shred my stuff to pieces

09:41 p.m. - |47th|Capt.Picaso [LF]: Outstanding.

09:41 p.m. - |47th|Cpl.Kochi[LF]: MY POOR HEADSETS

09:41 p.m. - |47th|Cpl.Kochi[LF]: Why outstanding?

09:41 p.m. - |47th|Cpl.Kochi[LF]: 14 dogs in a house

09:41 p.m. - |47th|Capt.Picaso [LF]: Thats my general go to response when I have nothing else to reply with but like to make myself sound British.

 

 

 

 

Pie Power (Pai-Kun, Brit) and Loop (Case-Kun, Portuguese) arguing about bidets.

 

 

 

1:48 PM - {SOS団} Pai-kun: what is a bidet?

1:49 PM - {SOS団} Pai-kun: lol

1:49 PM - {SOS団}Case-kun: dont you have a bidet in your bathroom?

1:49 PM - {SOS団} Pai-kun: uhhm, no

1:49 PM - {SOS団} Pai-kun: what is it?

1:50 PM - {SOS団}Case-kun: wash your feet or ass

1:50 PM - {SOS団} Pai-kun: WTF

1:50 PM - {SOS団} Pai-kun: perverted continentals...

1:50 PM - {SOS団}Case-kun: we are just clean

1:50 PM - {SOS団} Pai-kun: that's not clean

1:51 PM - {SOS団} Pai-kun: wtf does it do? spray water up your ass?

1:51 PM - {SOS団}Case-kun: no

1:51 PM - {SOS団} Pai-kun: oh yes i seem to remember seeing one of those freaky things when i was in France...

1:51 PM - {SOS団} Pai-kun: wondered wtf it was for...

1:51 PM - {SOS団}Case-kun: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b3/Bidet_Ego_Kolo.jpg/250px-Bidet_Ego_Kolo.jpg

1:52 PM - {SOS団} Pai-kun: if wanna get clean i use a shower...

1:52 PM - {SOS団}Case-kun: o.o

1:52 PM - {SOS団}Case-kun: YOURE WEIRD

1:52 PM - {SOS団} Pai-kun: i don't pur water over my ass....

1:52 PM - {SOS団} Pai-kun: that's just obscene and filthy

1:52 PM - {SOS団}Case-kun: your just british

1:52 PM - {SOS団} Pai-kun: i'm normal

1:52 PM - {SOS団} Pai-kun: xP

1:53 PM - {SOS団} Pai-kun: i still can't believe you ppl do that

1:53 PM - {SOS団} Pai-kun: it's disgusting

1:53 PM - {SOS団}Case-kun: i do it rarely lol

1:53 PM - {SOS団}Case-kun: i always take a shower

1:53 PM - {SOS団} Pai-kun: good

1:53 PM - {SOS団} Pai-kun: i bet it's a french invention ofc...

1:54 PM - {SOS団}Case-kun: but sometimes its good to wash my feet there

1:54 PM - {SOS団}Case-kun: before i go to bed

1:54 PM - {SOS団}Case-kun: also

1:54 PM - {SOS団}Case-kun: it is a french invention

1:54 PM - {SOS団} Pai-kun: ofc...

1:54 PM - {SOS団} Pai-kun: wait

1:54 PM - {SOS団} Pai-kun: O.O

1:54 PM - {SOS団} Pai-kun: you wash your feet

1:54 PM - {SOS団} Pai-kun: with an ass cleaner?

1:55 PM - {SOS団} Pai-kun: FREAKS

1:55 PM - {SOS団} Pai-kun: FOOT FETTISH FRENCHMEN FREAKS

1:55 PM - {SOS団}Case-kun: ITS CLEAN

1:55 PM - {SOS団}Case-kun: FUCK YOU

1:55 PM - {SOS団} Pai-kun: ITS NOT

1:55 PM - {SOS団} Pai-kun: ITS DIRTY

1:55 PM - {SOS団} Pai-kun: AND FILTHy

1:55 PM - {SOS団} Pai-kun: AND WRONG

1:55 PM - {SOS団}Case-kun: YOU THINK I LIVEIN A CESSPOOL

1:55 PM - {SOS団} Pai-kun: your spannish! ofc you live in a cesspool!

1:55 PM - {SOS団}Case-kun: WE CLEAN OUR BATHROOMS UNLIKE YOU PEOPLE

1:55 PM - {SOS団}Case-kun: FUCK YOU

1:56 PM - {SOS団} Pai-kun: You wash your feet in an ass sprayer!

1:56 PM - {SOS団} Pai-kun: You HAVE ass sprayers!

1:56 PM - {SOS団} Pai-kun: YOU PERVERTS

1:56 PM - {SOS団} Pai-kun: and when i went to france

1:56 PM - {SOS団}Case-kun: ITS NOT AN ASS SPRAYER

1:56 PM - {SOS団}Case-kun: FUCK YOU

1:56 PM - {SOS団} Pai-kun: i went to a public toilet

1:56 PM - {SOS団}Case-kun: IT HAS A NORMAL HOSE

1:56 PM - {SOS団} Pai-kun: it was a fucking pit in the ground!

1:56 PM - {SOS団} Pai-kun: JUST WTF

1:56 PM - {SOS団}Case-kun: I DONT KNOW WHAT CALLED

1:56 PM - {SOS団} Pai-kun: YOU SHOVE HOSES UP YOUR ARSE TOO!?!

1:57 PM - {SOS団}Case-kun: FUCK YOU

1:57 PM - {SOS団} Pai-kun: FUCK YOU

 

 

[Titan Rising 2,156]

Arguing about whether England is better than Scotland:

 

William_Wallaze90: And if this is your army, why does it go?

Veteran.Boi11: We didn't come here to fight for them!

YoungSoldiarMan: Home! The English are too many!

William_Wallaze90: Sons of Scotland! I am William Wallace.

YoungSoldiarMan: William Wallace is seven feet tall!

William_Wallaze90: Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse.

[ArMy.Man.1 laughs]

William_Wallaze90: I *am* William Wallace! And I see a whole army of my countrymen, here in defiance of tyranny. You've come to fight as free men... and free men you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you fight?

Veteran.Boi11: Fight? Against that? No! We will run. And we will live.

William_Wallaze90: Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!

[ArMy.Man.1 cheers]

William_Wallaze90: Alba gu bràth!

["Scotland forever!"]

ArMy.Man.1: ALBA GU BRÀTH! ALBA GU BRÀTH! ALBA GU BRÀTH!

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