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[Number62 1,258]

It's funny how things can change so quickly. After a while, you don't even recognize yourself anymore.

[Cwanky 17,598]

                       

[Ragland Tiger 3,413]

Oh, drat these computers...

 

[Number62 1,258]

        

[Tropical Melody 6,365]

"It's a very difficult job, and the only way to get through it, is that we all work together as a team. And that means, doing everything I say"

 

[Number62 1,258]

Fine, I'll do it myself.

[Tropical Melody 6,365]

'If you say "I dare say" just one more time I shall have hysterics, I dare say ...'

 

 

[Number62 1,258]

Shit, I hate it when I get my Schwartz twisted!

[Tropical Melody 6,365]

"Wake up you little shit, you've got company"

 

[BlackFaithStar 56]

"I've got makeup on my butt dude! And you don't even wanna know about the cork!"

[Number62 1,258]

Attention, whoever you are, this channel is reserved for emergency calls only.

 

No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?!

[Tropical Melody 6,365]

"Charlie, you wouldn't even know how to spell 'big'".

*hangs up*

"B. I. G.! Big! (?)"

 

[Emerald Heart 24,939]

Dr. Ronald Olsen: "I could create a controlled, peaceful society!"

Bailey: "Through violence?"

Dr. Ronald Olsen: "WELL  NO PLAN IS PERFECT!"

[Tropical Melody 6,365]

"Ward!!"
"Yes chief?"
"Did you search this man before you brought him in?"
"Uh well no ..."
"You want to look at that?"
*Police detective's badge*
"Yeah! Oh Yeah!"

 

[Ragland Tiger 3,413]

"Poor little maroon, so trusting, so naive"

[Tropical Melody 6,365]

"Don't point that finger at me unless you intend to use it."

 

 

[Number62 1,258]

You are literally too stupid to insult.

[Emerald Heart 24,939]

"Well, f**k me gently with a chainsaw!"

[Cwanky 17,598]

On 2021-06-09 at 10:24 AM, Tropical Melody said:

"Don't point that finger at me unless you intend to use it."

 

 

 

[Number62 1,258]

Get you ass to Mars.

[Emerald Heart 24,939]

Amy: "Okay, stick with me, 'cause I know so much Italian."

Emily: "Okay."

Amy: "Gelato. Margarita. Ravioli."

Emily: "Amy, we're in Spain."

[Sparklefan1234 171,862]

Buck : [struggles to pick a hissing, fighting cat up out of the bushes] Come on.

[takes it into the house] 

Buck : Hey who left the cat out?

Maisey Russell : We don't have a cat.

Buck : [takes the cat back out]  Shoo.

[Emerald Heart 24,939]

"One of you hussies is getting fisted!"

[Number62 1,258]

Consider that a divorce.

[Emerald Heart 24,939]

Boss: "Did you just push your t**s up and say "feminism?""

Alice: "Yeah. Read a Twitter."