Ragland Tiger 3,483 July 31, 2021 Share July 31, 2021 I hate noise!... can't stand noise! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald Heart 25,120 July 31, 2021 Author Share July 31, 2021 "I smoked so much m***h before." "Great! Great!" Big thanks to @The Wife of Hawks, @Trix or Treatand @Splasheefor these images! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number62 1,267 August 1, 2021 Share August 1, 2021 If I believed in fate, I wouldn't be playing with loaded dice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald Heart 25,120 August 4, 2021 Author Share August 4, 2021 "Do you like my food puns? Or do you think they're teri-yucky?" Big thanks to @The Wife of Hawks, @Trix or Treatand @Splasheefor these images! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald Heart 25,120 August 4, 2021 Author Share August 4, 2021 Sebastian: "Morgan. Are you in position?" Morgan: "Yeah, I was born in position." Audrey: "Yes, everyone's born in position. That's why they call it the fetal position." Morgan: "Right, yeah. I just got that." Big thanks to @The Wife of Hawks, @Trix or Treatand @Splasheefor these images! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklefan1234 179,121 August 4, 2021 Share August 4, 2021 Launchpad McQuack: Please put your seats back in the upright position. Scrooge McDuck: Just put the plane up in an upright position! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragland Tiger 3,483 August 4, 2021 Share August 4, 2021 "It's sure quiet around here; you could hear a caterpillar sneakin' across a moss bed in tennis shoes." --Foghorn Leghorn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklefan1234 179,121 August 5, 2021 Share August 5, 2021 (edited) “Dionne and I were both named after famous singers of the past, who now do infomercials.” — Cher Horowitz, Clueless Edited August 5, 2021 by Sparklefan1234 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald Heart 25,120 August 5, 2021 Author Share August 5, 2021 (edited) "I thought I told you to stay back on your island!" "You know what? The deal was over April 9th." "Well, the deal's back on, motherf***er!" "You ain't the chief in this village. I'm the chief." "Of the idiots?!" Edited August 5, 2021 by Emerald Heart Big thanks to @The Wife of Hawks, @Trix or Treatand @Splasheefor these images! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald Heart 25,120 August 6, 2021 Author Share August 6, 2021 "The mas********ing dog killer is on the loose again. He'll kill the owner, but at least the dogs are happy." Big thanks to @The Wife of Hawks, @Trix or Treatand @Splasheefor these images! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number62 1,267 August 7, 2021 Share August 7, 2021 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald Heart 25,120 August 11, 2021 Author Share August 11, 2021 "The buyer texted me, I have to go meet him. Or her." "Thank you. I was gonna say, women can be terrorists too. We can do anything we put our minds to." Big thanks to @The Wife of Hawks, @Trix or Treatand @Splasheefor these images! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number62 1,267 August 12, 2021 Share August 12, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald Heart 25,120 August 13, 2021 Author Share August 13, 2021 "To quote a text I got, "Hey there. It's over. Sorry."" *shoots gun* Big thanks to @The Wife of Hawks, @Trix or Treatand @Splasheefor these images! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Pink One 13,548 August 13, 2021 Share August 13, 2021 "TADAAAAAAAAAAA!!!......" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald Heart 25,120 August 16, 2021 Author Share August 16, 2021 "Oh, I know! You could gamble online! That's what Katie's Dad does!" "Oh, we will definitely look into that, good suggestion. Let's not go over to Katie's house anymore." Big thanks to @The Wife of Hawks, @Trix or Treatand @Splasheefor these images! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald Heart 25,120 August 16, 2021 Author Share August 16, 2021 "I like him. He's nice." "But scary." "Like Santa!" Big thanks to @The Wife of Hawks, @Trix or Treatand @Splasheefor these images! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald Heart 25,120 August 17, 2021 Author Share August 17, 2021 "Here is some money, go buy some useless mall junk." Big thanks to @The Wife of Hawks, @Trix or Treatand @Splasheefor these images! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Chin Chin 1,212 August 17, 2021 Share August 17, 2021 '' Spider pig spider pig doing all the things a spider pig does '' Test Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number62 1,267 August 17, 2021 Share August 17, 2021 Ah, the new boy. Ears are too long, and I miss the cape, but not too shabby. Not too shabby at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 7,369 August 22, 2021 Share August 22, 2021 "You're not a psychopath, you're not stupid..." "I am an asshole - you can't take everything away from me." REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 7,369 August 22, 2021 Share August 22, 2021 and ... "I've been with policemen for five years." "That's enough to grow hair on a rock." and ... "I'll tell you some time." "When will you tell me?" "Make that in a minute or two!" REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number62 1,267 August 26, 2021 Share August 26, 2021 For once, I'm stuck without a punchline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald Heart 25,120 September 3, 2021 Author Share September 3, 2021 "What can I get here that has no sugar, no carbs, and is fat-free?" "Water." 1 Big thanks to @The Wife of Hawks, @Trix or Treatand @Splasheefor these images! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragland Tiger 3,483 September 6, 2021 Share September 6, 2021 That's not a knife... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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