Post a Random Movie Quote [Updated]

[Emerald Heart 24,597]

"What about you, darling? Where's your costume?"

"This is my costume. I'm a homicidal maniac. They look just like everyone else."

[Sparklefan1234 161,902]

49 minutes ago, Emerald Heart said:

"What about you, darling? Where's your costume?"

"This is my costume. I'm a homicidal maniac. They look just like everyone else."

 

Amanda: "Hi, I'm Amanda Buckman. Why are you dressed like that?" 

Wednesday: "Like what?"

Amanda: "Like you're going to a funeral. Why are you dressed like somebody died?" 

Wednesday: "Wait."

[Number62 1,247]

Why the big secret? People are smart. They can handle it.

 

A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals, and you know it. 1500 years ago, everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. 500 years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat. And 15 minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow.

[Emerald Heart 24,597]

On 2022-03-03 at 6:54 PM, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

Amanda: "Hi, I'm Amanda Buckman. Why are you dressed like that?" 

Wednesday: "Like what?"

Amanda: "Like you're going to a funeral. Why are you dressed like somebody died?" 

Wednesday: "Wait."

"Is that your bathing suit?"

"Is that your overbite?"

[Sparklefan1234 161,902]

17 hours ago, Emerald Heart said:

"Is that your bathing suit?"

"Is that your overbite?"

 

Debbie Jellinsky: [meeting Gomez] "Isn't he a lady-killer!"

Gomez: "Acquitted!" 

[Emerald Heart 24,597]

5 hours ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

Debbie Jellinsky: [meeting Gomez] "Isn't he a lady-killer!"

Gomez: "Acquitted!" 

"My name is Gomez Addams and I have seen evil! I have seen horror! I have seen the unholy maggots which feast on the dark recesses of the human soul!"

"They’re at camp."

[Sparklefan1234 161,902]

39 minutes ago, Emerald Heart said:

"My name is Gomez Addams and I have seen evil! I have seen horror! I have seen the unholy maggots which feast on the dark recesses of the human soul!"

"They’re at camp."

 

(Addams Family Values is one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. I'm probably in the minority with that opinion.)

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Polly/Nanny : [third nanny; holding up a puppet]  Hello, kiddies, I'm Polly the Puppet. What shall we do today? I know! Let's all clean our rooms! 

Wednesday : [holding up devil puppet]  Hello Polly, I'll clean my room. In exchange for your immortal soul. 

Edited March 6, 2022 by Sparklefan1234

[Emerald Heart 24,597]

24 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

(Addams Family Values is one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. I'm probably in the minority with that opinion.)

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Polly/Nanny : [third nanny; holding up a puppet]  Hello, kiddies, I'm Polly the Puppet. What shall we do today? I know! Let's all clean our rooms! 

Wednesday : [holding up devil puppet]  Hello Polly, I'll clean my room. In exchange for your immortal soul. 

(Actually, Addams Family Values is more popular than the first one. I've seen many reactors crack up while watching the movie for the first time.)

"Children, why do you hate the baby?"

"We don't hate him. We just wanna play with him."

"Especially his head."

[Sparklefan1234 161,902]

5 hours ago, Emerald Heart said:

(Actually, Addams Family Values is more popular than the first one. I've seen many reactors crack up while watching the movie for the first time.)

"Children, why do you hate the baby?"

"We don't hate him. We just wanna play with him."

"Especially his head."

 

(Wednesday's the "star" of both movies for me. Plus Joan Cusack is AFV it so I hear "Jessie" from Toy Story 2/3/4 when I watch it during October.)

 

“I wanted to say you’re a bright young woman with a beautiful yarn full of hair. Hair full of yarn. It’s uh… oh… I must go.”

 

- Buzz Lightyear to Jessie the Yodeling Cowgirl

Edited March 6, 2022 by Sparklefan1234

[Venomous 18,813]

“You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?”

- Dumb & Dumber

[Emerald Heart 24,597]

"There are forces tearing us apart- Gary, Debbie, seventh grade."

[Number62 1,247]

All we are is dust in the wind, dude.

[Cwanky 17,459]

     

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

"Ages three and up! It’s on my box! Ages three and up! I’m not supposed to be babysitting Princess Drool!"

 

[Number62 1,247]

Here's the deal. What I win, I keep. What you win, I keep.

Sounds good, Mr. The Kid!

[Emerald Heart 24,597]

"EVAPORATE, TALL PERSON!"

[Emerald Heart 24,597]

"What's that?"

"It's her resume."

"Smells good."

[Sparklefan1234 161,902]

1 hour ago, Emerald Heart said:

"What's that?"

"It's her resume."

"Smells good."

 

Warner Huntington III: "Pooh bear, just get in the car."
 

Elle: "No." 
 

[starts walking away, sniffling]
 

Warner Huntington III: "You're gonna ruin your shoes." 
 

Elle: "Okay." 

[Number62 1,247]

You see, most places have mice or mosquitoes. We have... dragons. Most people would leave. Not us. We're Vikings. We have, stubbornness issues.

[Emerald Heart 24,597]

"Sweetheart, when you graduated from high school almost a year ago, do you remember what you said to me?"

"How come no one makes a cap and gown in hot pink?"

"No."

"How come you get a car and driver and I don't?"

"No."

"Good luck finding anyone to fill the talent-less void of boring and unattractive that will exist in these hallways once I graduate?"

 

Edited April 1, 2022 by Emerald Heart

[Number62 1,247]

Master, that panda is not the Dragon Warrior. He wasn't even meant to be here! It was an accident!

There are no accidents.

Yes, I know. You said that already... twice.

Well, that was no accident either.

Thrice.

[Emerald Heart 24,597]

"You know, half this building is filled with performers who came here with the same ambitions you did. What makes you so much better than them?"

"Money, breeding, talent, great hair, perfect jaw line, chic taste. How much time do you have?!"

[Number62 1,247]

              

[Sparklefan1234 161,902]

TJ: Hey, watch it! I've got a black belt in origami!

[Number62 1,247]

I just want you to know, Cap, this isn't personal!

It kinda feels personal.