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[Number62 1,258]

He hacked the motion sensors.

I hacked the motion sensors.

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

Cece: "And if I want piping hot vichyssoise, then that's what I'll get."

Rocky: "Vichyssoise is a cold soup."

Cece: "Not after I'm done with it!"

 

[Cwanky 17,576]

Hot potato!

 

 

[Number62 1,258]

Hey, Roy. I mean, Will. Will! Sorry. Still not used to it.

Well, Richard. I mean, Dick, who are you here to recruit this time?

[Cwanky 17,576]

Still better than Davy Jone’s locker. That place is unbearably putrid.

 

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

Brett: "If they find out that you're a double agent, they will take you out, and then your annoying ghost will just haunt me for the rest of my life. And the last thing I need is your annoying, whiny voice stuck in my head for all of eternity."

KC: "Oh, my gosh." [starts laughing] "You like me!"

Brett: "What?!"

KC: [still laughing] "You-- you-- you like me! I can tell!"

Brett: "No! No! I don.t I... opposite of like you. Yeah. I hate you because you are too tall, uh, you're too smart, you're too pretty and you drive me crazy."

KC: "Okay. Okay. I was wrong. You really like me!" 

Edited October 29, 2019 by Spooky Emerald

[Cwanky 17,576]

Now that’s one loco locomotive!

Also the extended song as a bonus!

 

[Number62 1,258]

Only insects and vermin hatch from eggs.

I hatched from an egg.

My point exactly.

[ShadowEclipse 1,209]

"Spongebob, you're FIRED!! 

 

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

Gasman, gasman, gasman!

[Here No Longer 5,276]

SpongeBob: "You'll never take me alive COPPERS!"

Cop Sounding Voice: "No Johnny Don't Do it!"

 

[Cwanky 17,576]

Well that escalated quickly.

 

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

Smeg!

[Cwanky 17,576]

He's such a good dad. Say what you will be he knows how to keep a steady hand.

 

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

Everybody's dead Dave

[Number62 1,258]

Apologies, meat, but no one goes anywhere.

[Cwanky 17,576]

Mr. Krabs really should do a better job cleaning up the Krusty Krab.

 

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

Beck: "We need your opinion on something."

Cat: "On Global Warming?"

Beck: "No."

Cat: "'Cause I don't think that's really happening."

Beck: "Cat."

Cat: "Seriously! I went to the movies the other night, and it was so cold."

[Number62 1,258]

Are you gonna wash your hands?

No, 'cause I'm evil!

[Sparklefan1234 170,443]

"And that's how Equestria was made." 

[Rebel the Wolfgirl 5,601]

Somehow both the single darkest and gutbusting hilarious moment from this show ever.

[Cwanky 17,576]

    

[Number62 1,258]

Admit it, you just enjoy playing with the meat.

Well, there's that, too.

[Cwanky 17,576]

On 11/7/2019 at 5:30 PM, Number62 said:

Admit it, you just enjoy playing with the meat.

Well, there's that, too.

 

[Prince Doopliss 2,351]