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[Number62 1,258]

         

[Cwanky 17,576]

Sometimes you can't run away from your problems...

 

[Number62 1,258]

          

[Sparklefan1234 170,461]

"Non-specific excuse!" 

[Number62 1,258]

          

[Cwanky 17,576]

                        

[Number62 1,258]

By the way, if we do explode, you two are acceptable souls to be vaporized with.

[Cwanky 17,576]

      

[Number62 1,258]

Don't touch that remote. I know it's heartbreaking to have your favorite shows preempted, but look what you're getting instead: me! And a whole truckload of mindless violence and wanton property damage - everything that makes tv great! So stay tuned, you won't believe your eyes.

[Cwanky 17,576]

              

[Number62 1,258]

               

[Sparklefan1234 170,461]

Arnold (reading headstone)

"Here lies Cynthia Snell. She lived her life and went straight to...I can't read the rest."

 

[Cwanky 17,576]

    

[Sparklefan1234 170,461]

"You keep the money." - Oskar Kokoshka

[Cwanky 17,576]

1 hour ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

"You keep the money." - Oskar Kokoshka

 

[Number62 1,258]

             

[Cwanky 17,576]

               

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

Manager: "... And Kat, don't tell customers stories about dead people."

Kat: "I mean, I'll try."

Manager: "Nope. That's required, okay?"

[Cwanky 17,576]

                   

[Number62 1,258]

            

[Cwanky 17,576]

0/10 Worst service ever. Will not be returning.

- Teddy

[Tao 7,737]

“An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough!”

[Cwanky 17,576]

                          

 

[Number62 1,258]

The Cauldron of Life. The legend says whoever bathes in it will live as long as the mountain stones.

[Tom Gallagher 33,588]

'Legends of the Hidden Temple was filmed in front of a live studio audience at Nickelodeon Studios at Universal Studios Florida.'