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"There's always money in the banana stand!"

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[Sparklefan1234 161,995]

Tish: Where is Chloe Montez?

Carver: She's dressed as a contact lens, fell on the floor in the bathroom, no one can find her. 

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[Number62 1,247]

         

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Sometimes you can't run away from your problems...

 

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[Sparklefan1234 161,995]

"Non-specific excuse!" 

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[Number62 1,247]

By the way, if we do explode, you two are acceptable souls to be vaporized with.

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[Number62 1,247]

Don't touch that remote. I know it's heartbreaking to have your favorite shows preempted, but look what you're getting instead: me! And a whole truckload of mindless violence and wanton property damage - everything that makes tv great! So stay tuned, you won't believe your eyes.

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[Sparklefan1234 161,995]

Arnold (reading headstone)

"Here lies Cynthia Snell. She lived her life and went straight to...I can't read the rest."

 

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[Sparklefan1234 161,995]

"You keep the money." - Oskar Kokoshka

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1 hour ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

"You keep the money." - Oskar Kokoshka

 

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[Emerald Heart 24,598]

Manager: "... And Kat, don't tell customers stories about dead people."

Kat: "I mean, I'll try."

Manager: "Nope. That's required, okay?"

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