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[Cwanky 17,598]

6 hours ago, Sunny Fox said:

"Is that my arm?"
"It doesn't feel like an arm..."
"Then maybe you should let it go."
"...All righty."

 

[Happy Heart 335]

"I. Am. WOUNDED!!!"

[Number62 1,258]

Bruce's DNA was easy enough to obtain. He left it all over town.

....

Not remotely what I meant.

[Cwanky 17,598]

            

[Emerald Heart 24,939]

Carly: "On Comet!"

Sam: "On Stupid!"

Carly: "On Donkey!"

Sam: "On Blitzberg!"

Carly: "Blitzberg?"

Sam: "What? A reindeer can't be jewish?"

[Happy Heart 335]

"Sixteen brand new gas pumps! At last, we can compete with the Gas-N-Gulp."

*Sound of whistling ordinance descending in tone*

[Emerald Heart 24,939]

Cat: "It was nice meeting you."

Sam: "No, it wasn't."

Cat: "We hate you."

[Happy Heart 335]

Frasier: "When she opened her lips, I caught a hint of some exotic accent."

Roz: *Lisping* "Inspector-- Ow! ...Thank God you've come."

Frasier: "This is a grizzly business, Ms. Thorndike."

Roz: "I can't bewieve any of my guesths could be a mupiple mububuh...!"

Frasier: "... That's easy for you to say."

[Emerald Heart 24,939]

Sam: "My Uncle Carmine always told me, "Don't trust banks. Banks get robbed.""

Cat: "Was he a banker?"

Sam: "No, he was a robber."

[Cwanky 17,598]

      

[Number62 1,258]

Justice Friends, assemble!

[Emerald Heart 24,939]

"Imagine taking a warm shower, but the water... is apple juice."

[Number62 1,258]

       

[Cwanky 17,598]

      

[Happy Heart 335]

 

Edited December 25, 2020 by Happy Heart
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[Cwanky 17,598]

                                  

[Number62 1,258]

You don't cheat death. You whimper in fear of it.

[O-78 28,607]

When you control the mail, you control... information!

[Happy Heart 335]

A little long, but...

 

[Number62 1,258]

You really know how to show a girl a good time, Q. When are we going out on a real date?

[Emerald Heart 24,939]

Jade: "The costume designer was in your dressing room?"

Beck: "Uh-huh."

Jade: "Was she cute?"

Beck: "He was adorable."

[Cwanky 17,598]

                    

[Number62 1,258]

I admit, he's wound a bit too tightly, but if anyone can find a hidden link from Luthor to Cadmus, he's the man.

[Clawdeen 15,008]

“People don’t have power over us. We give it to them.”

[Number62 1,258]

You're happy punching the bag, or you wanna go a few rounds with me?