Post a Random TV Quote

[Cwanky 17,579]

      

[Number62 1,258]

Dad. He must have done this. Another of his stupid tests.

What kind of tests?

He probably wants me to kill you.

[Adariousmist 127]

I love it when a plan comes together.

[Happy Heart 330]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GX-t1iCv5_U

 

[Happy Heart 330]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OqjF7HKSaaI

 

[Cwanky 17,579]

      

[O-78 28,606]

HAMMOND, YOU IDIOT!!! YOU REVERSED INTO THE SPORTS LORRY!!!

[Cwanky 17,579]

                  

[Number62 1,258]

You think you deserve a medal for trying to be good for five seconds? Redemption isn't a destination. It's a journey.

[Cwanky 17,579]

 

           

[Happy Heart 330]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4sImnqe-iSQ

 

[Cwanky 17,579]

                     

[Tao 7,756]

"Pornography can save the world!"

[Number62 1,258]

Give it up, Fugate. Hill committed no crime against you.

He did worse. He made me late!

[Happy Heart 330]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jyPiM6OSMQw

 

[Cwanky 17,579]

    

[Number62 1,258]

            

[Happy Heart 330]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JJdXMrFRDGk

 

[Sparklefan1234 170,619]

Milhouse: Sweet Valley High! Krusty played a Batman villain?

 

Bart: Well, sure. He was also Uncle Velderschmoink on Bewitched.

[Happy Heart 330]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fr9RYgIun9A

 

[Sparklefan1234 170,619]

"NOT THE ELEPHANTS!"

[Number62 1,258]

Establishing patterns of movement took all summer, but last night, we had confirmation. The "Spider-Man" is real.

And you want the Enforcers to wrangle up this here spider?

No, Montana. I want you to squash it.

[Cwanky 17,579]

                 

[Tao 7,756]

Why do women have butts on their chest? 

[Cwanky 17,579]