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[Number62 1,258]

          

[Cwanky 17,578]

                      

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

"I'm going to name my puppy "Maria Consuelo Marguerita Francesca De Cielo.""

"I think we'll name this one "Scruffy.""

"You call those names? "Prince Percival Persimmon Du Lac." Now that's a name."

 

[Cwanky 17,578]

    

[Happy Heart 330]

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[Emerald Claus 24,865]

"I want to know why you started that rumor about me and Lance."

"What rumor?"

"That Lance and I are getting married, moving to a vineyard in Vegas, and becoming blackjack dealers?!"  

"Congratulations! You're gonna be a blackjack dealer!

[Happy Heart 330]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k_cPhYNzwik

 

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

"But I should be in that magazine."

"Why?"

"Because I'm wearing a new hat!"

[Cwanky 17,578]

8 hours ago, Emerald Heart said:

"I want to know why you started that rumor about me and Lance."

"What rumor?"

"That Lance and I are getting married, moving to a vineyard in Vegas, and becoming blackjack dealers?!"  

"Congratulations! You're gonna be a blackjack dealer!

 

 

[Number62 1,258]

Thank you, Medusa, and know that your sentence has been reduced by 300 years.

Freedom in 4010. Ring-a-ding-ding!

[Happy Heart 330]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q68VitqI_sw

 

[Cwanky 17,578]

                                

[Happy Heart 330]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7wcHZWuSu4M

 

[Cwanky 17,578]

                        

[Happy Heart 330]

20 hours ago, Cwanky said:

                        

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CuO6Z17mfH4

 

[Number62 1,258]

         

[Happy Heart 330]

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[Sparklefan1234 170,479]

5 hours ago, Happy Heart said:

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Scientist #2: First, we'll test this experimental perfume on you. 

Homer: [screaming] It burns! It burns! 

Scientist #2: Hmm... 

[to her colleagues]

Scientist #2: We'll call it "Desert Breeze".

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

"I didn't want the baby carrots, Mom! I DIDN'T WANT THEM!"

[Flutterstep 47,073]

You call hamburgers "steamed hams"? 

[Happy Heart 330]

 

7 hours ago, Flutterstep said:

You call hamburgers "steamed hams"? 

A-An Aurora Borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen!?

[Cwanky 17,578]

On 2022-04-14 at 11:58 PM, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

Scientist #2: First, we'll test this experimental perfume on you. 

Homer: [screaming] It burns! It burns! 

Scientist #2: Hmm... 

[to her colleagues]

Scientist #2: We'll call it "Desert Breeze".

 

[Happy Heart 330]

1 hour ago, Cwanky said:

 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_Jk6xbv68-g

 

[Cwanky 17,578]

      

[Happy Heart 330]

2 hours ago, Cwanky said:

      

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=whsnyH0jRt8