Post a Random TV Quote

[Sparklefan1234 170,450]

Lisa Simpson: [sneaking into the executives' office] Get down! Security guard! 

[they get down, and Bart sees Gary Coleman on the phone, eating Chinese food]

Bart Simpson: Hey, it's Gary Coleman! 

Gary Coleman: [on the phone] But the menu said "galaxy of prawns." Three prawns are hardly a galaxy. What do you mean your hands are tied? Let me talk to Mr. Kwan. 

Bart Simpson: Wait, I want to see how this turns out. 

Lisa Simpson: The phone's not even plugged in... 

Gary Coleman: All right, you listen to me, Kwan... Hang on, I got another call. 

[he presses a button]

Gary Coleman: Yes, Mr. President! I can be in Washington right away!

[Happy Heart 330]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VTLYris4kJU

 

[Cwanky 17,576]

          

[Number62 1,258]

All right, you intergalactic snots! You busted up my car show!

Yeah!

You wrecked my friends' rides!

Yeah!

And, you made me run half a block!

Yeah! Wait - half a block?

[Cwanky 17,576]

                

[Happy Heart 330]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U0B6nxPfcCM

 

[Happy Heart 330]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h7_s-IWgwWM

 

[Number62 1,258]

Okay, everybody! I'm turning on the Christmas tree!

Pa, that's my job!

[Cwanky 17,576]

      

[Happy Heart 330]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b8/26/a4/b826a43efd57e467c61c1ef415bf4803.jpg

[Tao 7,736]

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[Number62 1,258]

Who are you?!

You really want to know?

Yes!

You killed my father.

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

Too bad. That's all you get.

[Happy Heart 330]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mADq3NNOsFE

 

[Happy Heart 330]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Oxi_15Y57ac

 

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

"You must be Eric."

"How did you know?"

"You have a very punchable face."

[Sparklefan1234 170,450]

Squidward: "Oh, my aching tentacles!" 

[Happy Heart 330]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n17QCh7IjBQ

 

[Sparklefan1234 170,450]

"You're a bold kid." 

[Number62 1,258]

I sense you don't trust me. Perhaps this will help. (shapeshifts into humanoid form) I am J'onn J'onzz.

Don't take it personally, J'onn, he doesn't trust anyone.

A wise policy.

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

"What are you, lady?"

"Just a girl! You got your a** kicked by a girl. Get over it."

[Happy Heart 330]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_BQcFjA2sDA

 

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

"I can't stay on these brains. I mean, you’re telling me that we have another zombie murder and... I'm just thinking about bacon. I need to drink some more cheerleader."

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

"No, no, no, no. If they wanna eat brain mash, let them eat brain mash. But in this house, we eat whole brains and we solve murders."

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

"If I gave apologies, I would give you one right now."

[Number62 1,258]

I need only to get them to sit in my special electric fairy detector chair! If they survive, they're fairies! If they don't, I have tenure!