Post a Random TV Quote

[Number62 1,258]

I'm not really a "people person", but when you need help - and you will - call me.

[StarburstRainbow 30]

Wait, Huey, Dewey, and Louie? No, no, their names were supposed to be Jet, Turbo, and Rebel!

[Woohoo 33,939]

"Only time you qualify as a secret weapon is after eating a tofu bean burrito."

[Tao 7,452]

“I am the hope of the universe. I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent. I am the light in the darkness. I am truth. Ally to good! Nightmare to you!

[Number62 1,258]

I don't know who you are, but -

Of course you don't! That's the point of the mask, genius!

[Happy Heart 322]

Frasier: Did he just say "I love you" to the dog?

Daphne: Oh, that's nothing. I had an aunt who used to say, "Goodnight, Mr. Vanderpump" to a hat rack.

[Happy Heart 322]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ujPG1Nhyh7E

 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,592]

"I love Mr Lister, sir. He taught me everything. Without him, I'd probably be normal."

[Venomous 18,862]

“Let’s go drink until we can’t feel feelings anymore”.

- Family Guy

[Happy Heart 322]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ujPG1Nhyh7E

 

[Number62 1,258]

What is it you really want, son? Revenge or satisfaction?

[Happy Heart 322]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ldxkR-DVgzA

 

[Number62 1,258]

Are you always so eager to fight?

My homeworld, Thanagar, is a war-like world. There, one must strike first or die.

[Cwanky 17,562]

                                   

[StarburstRainbow 30]

"Another day, another dungeon"

 

~ Daring Do (MLP: FiM)

[Happy Heart 322]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq2OwYkI1yo

 

[Silverspark184 1,294]

If every porkchop was perfect we would have hotdogs

[Cwanky 17,562]

                                

[Number62 1,258]

             

[Cwanky 17,562]

               

[Happy Heart 322]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KPoucHz_Bg4

 

[Emerald Claus 24,845]

"Okay, are you ready for your word, Max?"

"Max! M-A-C-K-S. Max."

"That isn't your word, it's your name... and you misspelled it?"

"I should've asked for a definition."

 

[Happy Heart 322]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o5hvVPX19NY

 

[Happy Heart 322]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XjWNAbRuSXA

 

[Happy Heart 322]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ElnhVd8qI8o