Report a crazy problem to the princesses

[Sparklefan1234 173,238]

@Princess Silky You poor unforutunate soul!

By giving me your precious "powers" I have now turned this place into the  "My Little Duck Face Appreciation Forum"! 

 

 *Quacks manically* 

Edited April 1, 2023 by Sparklefan1234

[Astralshy 27,640]

Dear @Princess Silky,

I've got my head stuck in a beaker

[Ice Princess Silky <3 14,793]

5 minutes ago, Stuck in beaker said:

Dear @Princess Silky,

I've got my head stuck in a beaker

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Dear Celestia no amount of butter will be able to help with that D:

20 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

@Princess Silky You poor unforutunate soul!

By giving me your precious "powers" I have now turned this place into the  "My Little Duck Face Appreciation Forum"! 

 

 *Quacks manically* 

OHHH NOOOOOOOOO NEVER GIVE THE DUCK THE POWERS OF THE DUCCKKKK!!!

(Oh my gosh, this was hilarious) <3

[Ice Princess Silky <3 14,793]

Don't mind my immortalizing this. 

[Sparklefan1234 173,238]

7 minutes ago, Princess Silky said:

(Oh my gosh, this was hilarious) <3

 

Thank You, Bestie.  New problem is I've been promoted to Events but my April Fools Della Duck avatar isn't happy about it. 

 

[Astralshy 27,640]

5 minutes ago, Princess Silky said:

Don't mind my immortalizing this. 

I don't mind xD Immortalize my shenanigans

 

Dear Princess Twilight,

your fellow @Princess Silky is immortalizing my Shenanigans.

[Sir Hugsalot 9,352]

Dear Princess Celestia... there is a grave matter that requires Your attention!

You see, @Aticus the Adequatepretends to be me. That is despicable. What's worse... he cloned himself! So much just to take away my identity!

Please, intervene!

[Ice Princess Silky <3 14,793]

Dear Princess Celestia

Did you know that @Aticus the Adequateis impersonating me??? AND he dared message all of us to say "A PINCH AND A PUNCH FOR THE FIRST OF THE MONTH--" clearly that is MY job!

[Dynamo Pad 11,478]

Dear, Princess Celestia! I require your immediate attention!

Oh, of all the terrible things that could happen this is THE...WORST...POSSIBLE...THING! That could have happened! @Aticus the Adequate has stolen my identity and is trying to impersonate me! Now I don't know if I am me or if @Aticus the Adequate is me. Oh, this is awful! Simply awful! What am I supposed to tell to Fluttershy! I require your assistance!

[Skylight Scintillate 2,090]

Dear, Princess Celestia

There's this draconequus going around duplicating himself, you must stop him!

[Astralshy 27,640]

Dear Princess Celestia,

@Aticus the Adequate has stolen my lunch

[Sparklefan1234 173,238]

My Bestie @Ati-KISS did this to me this April first:  

[Silverspark184 1,393]

Silverspark:"dear @Princess Silky  I want to inform you that the sky turned pink and the clouds turned into chocolate and the flowers are chasing children trying to sniff them

[Ice Princess Silky <3 14,793]

@Aticus the Adequateprobably hasn’t gotten to these cause of how even notifications blew up over 100 ahahah 

[Silverspark184 1,393]

Hey Princess Cadence Flurry is turning ponies into toys

[Nightmare Saturn 816]

Stellar: Princess Cadance! Is my joke funny?

Cadance: May I hear this joke? 

Stellar: What's Scootaloo's favorite song? 

Cadance: I don't know, what?

Stellar: Filly Jean! 

Hehe?

 

Stellar: Ooh! I've got a better one!

Cadance: Please don't! 

Stellar: What's Applebloom's cousin's favorite song (Cough Babs is that cousin)

Cadance: what? 

Stellar: BABS! 

Cadance: Another bad joke and-

Stellar: why is RD flapping one of her wings?

Cadance: why? 

Stellar: Because somebody told her to beat it! 

Edited April 11, 2023 by Stellar Crescentmoon

[Astralshy 27,640]

Dear Princess @Princess Silky,

I have been offered Ketchup without a Pizza on the side.

[Ice Princess Silky <3 14,793]

5 hours ago, Astral Soul said:

Dear Princess @Princess Silky,

I have been offered Ketchup without a Pizza on the side.

*a letter erupts into existence from sparks and fumes*

The scroll unrolls and says 'sounds like a party to me.' 

[Silverspark184 1,393]

Silverspark:wrote a letter  to @Princess Silky"Silky"I wanted inform you that I might have got myself stuck in an empty potion bottle after I shrank my self with my magic and couldn't  use my to get myself back to normal love Silver stuck "appearing on Silky's  desk

[Sparklefan1234 173,238]

I believe "Princess" Twilight Sparkle's wings are clip-ons but  the restraining order prevents me from proving my thesis. /

[Nightmare Saturn 816]

Glory Feather: Somepony said that angel ponies don't exist and that I was faking  

Celestia: did you try being calm with them 

Glory Feather: Yes, I calmly explained I wasn't faking, but they didn't believe me! 

Celestia: and what did you do next? 

Glory Feather: and then I calmly punched them in the face! 

[Silverspark184 1,393]

Silverspark:dear @Nightmare MiragePrincess Luna tonight I noticed something odd with the stars the all formed a face that look like it watching me with its tongue can you go smack Discord for me thank you

[Mirage 24,773]

34 minutes ago, Silverspark184 said:

Silverspark:dear @Nightmare MiragePrincess Luna tonight I noticed something odd with the stars the all formed a face that look like it watching me with its tongue can you go smack Discord for me thank you

No Discord...twas I!

Sorry my precious little one...it can get boring at night all alone. 

[Silverspark184 1,393]

1 minute ago, Nightmare Mirage said:

No Discord...twas I!

Sorry my precious little one...it can get boring at night all alone. 

Silverspark:"geez if you wanted somepony to play with you could have asked I would be glad to play with you at night I barely sleep most nights "she said 

[StarHeart333 1,766]

Your graces the  hoomans know too much they figured out our plans with MLP

 

Luna: Tis too late for them soon all the hoomans will be our loyal subjects...