site event The Big Goof Off RP Event!

[Moonlight Wane]

Moonlight was already in the crowd when the cake exploded. At the last moment, he ducked behind another pony, shielding most of himself from the projectile. "Not this time, Pinkie!" He laughed as he started cleaning a bit of cake that somehow found its way on his face.

3 hours ago, Wizard said:

Titanium enjoyed the opening ceremony of the goof off, but before she could react, mountains of cake and frosting exploded into the crowd. Standing far too close to the stage, Titanium takes a direct hit of cake and frosting, knocking her off her hooves and lying in a mound of sweet confectionery. Rendered dazed and confused, she didn't move until after the performance of @Shiny Silvermoon

Moonlight glanced towards Titanium and almost fell off his seat from laughter, seeing what the cake did to her and to several other ponies around. Only his full trust in the safety of Pinkie's cannon stopped him from immediately running towards her.

3 hours ago, Wizard said:

Titanium staggers on stage, cake and frosting still stuck to her coat in places. She stands before the crowd, still uneasy on her hooves, and addresses everypony. "Hello and welcome!... The cake is not part of my performance... *ehem* I will be performing a special show that involves painting! Before I begin, I will need somepony from the audience to help!" Titanium pauses, waiting for hooves to be raised, though, of course, the pony she wanted to pick on didn't have their hoof raised. "Uh... You there!" She points into the audience, one pony points to themselves. "Oh, no, the pony next to you!" The pony on the wrong side gets excited and points to themselves. "Uh... N-no, the... blue bat pony that I definitely have never met before and definitely does not know me at all!" (Psssst, @Nitobit that's you)

Titanium holds one hoof out towards Moonlight, a single sweat drop slides down her face. "Everypony! Please give it up for Moon- Uh, I mean, my new and totally randomly selected assistant!"

"Huh!?" Moonlight stopped trying to lick the last bit of cake stuck to his cheek and looked around, trying to spot any other blue bat pony. When he found none, his eyes widened with horror. Seeing so many faces looking expectantly at him, he slowly made his way towards the stage.

[Skylight Scintillate 2,109]

On 2025-04-13 at 8:15 PM, Pinkie Pie said:

Before anyone could react of question it, the cake had exploded. More and more frosting had been rained onto the crowd. Out from the cake, a pink earth pony, covered in frosting had made her appearance known. "Helloooooo, everypony~! It's your host Pinkie Pie, welcoming you all to this year's Big Goof off!" She exclaimed, hopping all over the place

"Oh my gosh!" Skylight exclaimed as she was splattered in the face by cake. She was hit by so much cake she stummbled back, tripping over her own hooves and fell to the ground. 

"What just happened?" Skylight asked as she removed cake from her face and glanced around.

On 2025-04-13 at 8:15 PM, Pinkie Pie said:

"I want to give a big shout out to Dynamo Pad for the idea to launch some delicious cake frosting to the crowd. Since I'd be in the cake, I needed some assistance getting started.

"Wait, this was Dynamo's idea?" Skylight paused removing cake frosting from her mane to glance at Dynamo wide eyed in shock.

[Wizard 1,668]

9 hours ago, Moonlight Wane said:

Moonlight was already in the crowd when the cake exploded. At the last moment, he ducked behind another pony, shielding most of himself from the projectile. "Not this time, Pinkie!" He laughed as he started cleaning a bit of cake that somehow found its way on his face.

Moonlight glanced towards Titanium and almost fell off his seat from laughter, seeing what the cake did to her and to several other ponies around. Only his full trust in the safety of Pinkie's cannon stopped him from immediately running towards her.

"Huh!?" Moonlight stopped trying to lick the last bit of cake stuck to his cheek and looked around, trying to spot any other blue bat pony. When he found none, his eyes widened with horror. Seeing so many faces looking expectantly at him, he slowly made his way towards the stage.

Titanium grabs hold of @Nitobit Moonlight once he reaches the stage, addressing the audience once again. "What a good sport!" She turns slightly towards Moonlight, but still speaking loud enough for everypony else to hear, "Alright! Now then sir, please take a seat on that stool over there" Titanium gestures towards a stool on stage that is next to an easel. "Now for this demonstration, I will ask that you do NOT peek at the canvas, I want you to give us your best pose, I will capture your image and immortalise you!" Titanium twirls on the spot and poses with her arms outstretched towards the audience, starting to get into the rhythm of the performance. She catches her breath as Moonlight takes his seat.

She grabs hold of her own stool and positions herself in front of the canvas, making sure to not have her back to the audience, she pulls aside a few different paints and quickly finds the right colours. This cannot be restarted, cannot be erased, it needs to be perfect first time going or the performance will fail.

Titanium turns towards the audience and gestures an exaggerated play of shock "But what's this!? No brush!? No problem! Not when you are the brush!" With practised precision, she kicks off the lids and begins dipping her tail, mane and front hooves into different colours. She calls out once more with a cheeky grin across her face, "It's a messy job, but boy is it fun!" She spins on her stool and faces Moonlight once more. "Now then, shall we begin? Give us a pose!"

Edited April 15 by Wizard

[Moonlight Wane]

6 hours ago, Wizard said:

Titanium grabs hold of @Nitobit Moonlight once he reaches the stage, addressing the audience once again. "What a good sport!" She turns slightly towards Moonlight, but still speaking loud enough for everypony else to hear, "Alright! Now then sir, please take a seat on that stool over there" Titanium gestures towards a stool on stage that is next to an easel. "Now for this demonstration, I will ask that you do NOT peek at the canvas, I want you to give us your best pose, I will capture your image and immortalise you!" Titanium twirls on the spot and poses with her arms outstretched towards the audience, starting to get into the rhythm of the performance. She catches her breath as Moonlight takes his seat.

She grabs hold of her own stool and positions herself in front of the canvas, making sure to not have her back to the audience, she pulls aside a few different paints and quickly finds the right colours. This cannot be restarted, cannot be erased, it needs to be perfect first time going or the performance will fail.

Titanium turns towards the audience and gestures an exaggerated play of shock "But what's this!? No brush!? No problem! Not when you are the brush!" With practised precision, she kicks off the lids and begins dipping her tail, mane and front hooves into different colours. She calls out once more with a cheeky grin across her face, "It's a messy job, but boy is it fun!" She spins on her stool and faces Moonlight once more. "Now then, shall we begin? Give us a pose!"

Moonlights ponders what he can do on a stool to make it cool and not look like a fool in this place full of ponies. He puts the banana down, and tries out a few different poses, before settling on just sitting with his arms crossed, a smug smile on his face, and one wing pointing at Titanium.

[Wizard 1,668]

4 hours ago, Moonlight Wane said:

Moonlights ponders what he can do on a stool to make it cool and not look like a fool in this place full of ponies. He puts the banana down, and tries out a few different poses, before settling on just sitting with his arms crossed, a smug smile on his face, and one wing pointing at Titanium.

(Did you just default dance on me?)
 

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Titanium watches @Nitobit Moonlight find a resting position and silently judges him on his choice of pose. She resists the urge to roll her eyes and instead turns to the audience, "Now behold as I turn my muse into a piece worthy of his stature! Don't blink now!" She immediately begins swiping, punching and flicking the canvas, random lines and blobs dot the canvas. While the audience falls quiet, watching what would probably a normal painting display, Titanium stands up from her stool and begins throwing random items at the canvas. A rubber chicken borrowed from @Pinkie Pie, covered in blue paint, and even eggs, splattering the canvas and mixing in with the paint. Speckles of paint and egg splash across the stage, potentially even splatting @Nitobit Moonlight in the process.

The white mare seemingly going mad, pulling random items from nowhere, and hitting the canvas. She herself was covered in paint, egg, and sweat. She can't hold back her own laughter at the situation, having to take a short moment after a long giggle-fit at the absurdity of the situation she finds herself in.

(OOC: Need to finish the final image, feel free to react/comment while Titanium catches her breath.)

 

[Shiny Silvermoon]

1 hour ago, Wizard said:

(Did you just default dance on me?)
 

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Titanium watches @Nitobit Moonlight find a resting position and silently judges him on his choice of pose. She resists the urge to roll her eyes and instead turns to the audience, "Now behold as I turn my muse into a piece worthy of his stature! Don't blink now!" She immediately begins swiping, punching and flicking the canvas, random lines and blobs dot the canvas. While the audience falls quiet, watching what would probably a normal painting display, Titanium stands up from her stool and begins throwing random items at the canvas. A rubber chicken borrowed from @Pinkie Pie, covered in blue paint, and even eggs, splattering the canvas and mixing in with the paint. Speckles of paint and egg splash across the stage, potentially even splatting @Nitobit Moonlight in the process.

The white mare seemingly going mad, pulling random items from nowhere, and hitting the canvas. She herself was covered in paint, egg, and sweat. She can't hold back her own laughter at the situation, having to take a short moment after a long giggle-fit at the absurdity of the situation she finds herself in.

(OOC: Need to finish the final image, feel free to react/comment while Titanium catches her breath.)

 

*Both Shiny Silvermoon and Croissanto were watching with wide eyes @Wizard Titanium's display of… talent? The comical duo was flabbergasted to think that whatever was going on the stage would end up as a painting of @Nitobit Moonlight. Eggs and even a rubber chicken were used, in order to finish the artistic creation.*

Shiny : "I'm so egg-cited to see the result!"

Croissanto : "Call it a shell shock but I think this is actually working!"

Shiny : "Woohoo! Go Titanium! Go!" *The unicorn with a silver mane encouraged her friend on the stage.*

[Moonlight Wane]

1 hour ago, Wizard said:

(Did you just default dance on me?)

(That wasn't on purpose) 

1 hour ago, Wizard said:

While the audience falls quiet, watching what would probably a normal painting display, Titanium stands up from her stool and begins throwing random items at the canvas. A rubber chicken borrowed from @Pinkie Pie, covered in blue paint, and even eggs, splattering the canvas and mixing in with the paint. Speckles of paint and egg splash across the stage, potentially even splatting @Nitobit Moonlight in the process.

Moonlight tries to dodge flying eggs and paint, but it's hard to dodge anything when you can't move. "Wait, did she say that I can't move? I don't remember. But that would make sense, right?" After just a couple of seconds, he's visibly more blue.

[Pinkie Pie 577]

On 2025-04-14 at 8:22 PM, Saturn Ring (Remake) said:

(Saturn bounds happily into the fray and topples into some costumes backstage, she comes out looking vaguely like a clown) 

Craning her neck behind her backstage, the party mare had noticed @Dah Onion Eater  Saturn, who had made her way out of the costumes. All the while looking like a clown from the circus. "Oooooh~! It looks like the circus is back in town! About time too! I was hoping I could be their cannonball pony! I've been perfecting Big Bertha's cannon launch for so many moons!" Pinkie grinned in excitement, while pulling her cannon helmet out of her mane. "If you are taking part in the Goof Off, then be sure to write your name down! You can also make sure to talk to Dynamo, who I think somepony brought him back into the crowd. Just don't forget that while normal Goof Off's are all about everypony joining in the Frey of laughter and randomness. This competition is all about everypony taking their turn one at a time. This way, anything left from their acts could potentially be used and it gives everyone a chance to catch their breath from laughing. Can't have too much of a good thing such as laughter, or could we?" Pinkie pondered on the idea, before shaking her head to consider for later. It looks like somepony else is up next, but no need to worry yourself. I know that you time will come and then your time to show what you've got will present itself!" Pinkie grinned, patting Saturn on the head, before turning in back to the next performance.

On 2025-04-15 at 5:34 AM, Wizard said:

Titanium staggers on stage, cake and frosting still stuck to her coat in places. She stands before the crowd, still uneasy on her hooves, and addresses everypony. "Hello and welcome!... The cake is not part of my performance... *ehem* I will be performing a special show that involves painting! Before I begin, I will need somepony from the audience to help!" Titanium pauses, waiting for hooves to be raised, though, of course, the pony she wanted to pick on didn't have their hoof raised. "Uh... You there!" She points into the audience, one pony points to themselves. "Oh, no, the pony next to you!" The pony on the wrong side gets excited and points to themselves. "Uh... N-no, the... blue bat pony that I definitely have never met before and definitely does not know me at all!" (Psssst, @Nitobit that's you)

Titanium holds one hoof out towards Moonlight, a single sweat drop slides down her face. "Everypony! Please give it up for Moon- Uh, I mean, my new and totally randomly selected assistant!"

On 2025-04-15 at 10:02 AM, Moonlight Wane said:

Moonlight was already in the crowd when the cake exploded. At the last moment, he ducked behind another pony, shielding most of himself from the projectile. "Not this time, Pinkie!" He laughed as he started cleaning a bit of cake that somehow found its way on his face.

Moonlight glanced towards Titanium and almost fell off his seat from laughter, seeing what the cake did to her and to several other ponies around. Only his full trust in the safety of Pinkie's cannon stopped him from immediately running towards her.

"Huh!?" Moonlight stopped trying to lick the last bit of cake stuck to his cheek and looked around, trying to spot any other blue bat pony. When he found none, his eyes widened with horror. Seeing so many faces looking expectantly at him, he slowly made his way towards the stage.

 

Once @Wizard Titanium made it onto the stage, Pinkie clapped her hooves to herself backstage. Feeling ecstatic and curious on what the next contestant had in store for both her and the audience. From the looks of things, it sounded like painting as a performance would be taking place. "A picture always tells a thousand words. That, and a thousand emotions!" Pinkie announced backstage, but it looked like nopony could see where she was. "It even looks like a guest will be assisting Titanium in her performance! Asking for help in the audience is always allowed. If the audience member being selected is okay with being chosen, of course. A truly powerful honor in the name of Goof Off's!" As the bat pony was making his way towards the stage, Pinkie couldn't help in giggling at the blue bat pony's remark. "Wellll...technically, it wasn't me that fired the party cannon. I did give Dynamo the use to fire confetti, but we both agreed that cake batter would be better. It's much more of a surprise and everypony can eat it too! So, I guess I did have a hoof involvement in this. So, while I commend you and your tricky dodging skills to evade even the most deliciousness of cakes! I shall not be the same next time, my cake rival!" Pinkie declared as the blue bat pony had made his way onto the stage. 

18 hours ago, Wizard said:

Titanium grabs hold of @Nitobit Moonlight once he reaches the stage, addressing the audience once again. "What a good sport!" She turns slightly towards Moonlight, but still speaking loud enough for everypony else to hear, "Alright! Now then sir, please take a seat on that stool over there" Titanium gestures towards a stool on stage that is next to an easel. "Now for this demonstration, I will ask that you do NOT peek at the canvas, I want you to give us your best pose, I will capture your image and immortalise you!" Titanium twirls on the spot and poses with her arms outstretched towards the audience, starting to get into the rhythm of the performance. She catches her breath as Moonlight takes his seat.

She grabs hold of her own stool and positions herself in front of the canvas, making sure to not have her back to the audience, she pulls aside a few different paints and quickly finds the right colours. This cannot be restarted, cannot be erased, it needs to be perfect first time going or the performance will fail.

Titanium turns towards the audience and gestures an exaggerated play of shock "But what's this!? No brush!? No problem! Not when you are the brush!" With practised precision, she kicks off the lids and begins dipping her tail, mane and front hooves into different colours. She calls out once more with a cheeky grin across her face, "It's a messy job, but boy is it fun!" She spins on her stool and faces Moonlight once more. "Now then, shall we begin? Give us a pose!"

11 hours ago, Moonlight Wane said:

Moonlights ponders what he can do on a stool to make it cool and not look like a fool in this place full of ponies. He puts the banana down, and tries out a few different poses, before settling on just sitting with his arms crossed, a smug smile on his face, and one wing pointing at Titanium.

 

2 hours ago, Wizard said:

Titanium watches @Nitobit Moonlight find a resting position and silently judges him on his choice of pose. She resists the urge to roll her eyes and instead turns to the audience, "Now behold as I turn my muse into a piece worthy of his stature! Don't blink now!" She immediately begins swiping, punching and flicking the canvas, random lines and blobs dot the canvas. While the audience falls quiet, watching what would probably a normal painting display, Titanium stands up from her stool and begins throwing random items at the canvas. A rubber chicken borrowed from @Pinkie Pie, covered in blue paint, and even eggs, splattering the canvas and mixing in with the paint. Speckles of paint and egg splash across the stage, potentially even splatting @Nitobit Moonlight in the process.
The white mare seemingly going mad, pulling random items from nowhere, and hitting the canvas. She herself was covered in paint, egg, and sweat. She can't hold back her own laughter at the situation, having to take a short moment after a long giggle-fit at the absurdity of the situation she finds herself in.

(OOC: Need to finish the final image, feel free to react/comment while Titanium catches her breath.)

 

 

With a canvas on stage, a stool, paint and two ponies on stage, it looked like an art performance was to be had. "Oooooh~! I just love being able to paint my ideas! Especially that one time I painted a banner of Rainbow Dash for her birthaversary!" She grinned to herself, recalling that memory of when she also met Cheese Sandwich. Upon hearing that no brushes were to be used, Pinkie eyed the stage curiously at what Titanium had in mind. With a loud gasp, she couldn't help in zipping past the duo and dove into the crowd. "We have ourselves a rare sight to be seen, fillies and gentlecolts! Titanium is becoming one with the brush by becoming the art brush! We're in for a big art treat!" She grinned, watching as her assistant had dropped the banana to strike up a pose. One that the party mare herself had to admit that was pretty cool. As the art show began, Pinkie watched intently as she was told not to blink. From different items being thrown, to different shapes being drawn. At one point, Pinkie almost blinked as she noticed Boneless had been added into the art. "Wait, Boneless!? How did you get up there? If you wanted to be in the show, then you should have asked. Also, did Boneless just lay a couple of eggs? I thought Bonless couldn't lay an egg." She pondered, trying her best not to blink as she grinned at Titanium's giggle-fit. From the nervousness previously, it looked like Titanium was getting into the spirit of things and having fun. @Nitobit Moonlight, meanwhile, looked more visibly blue. "It looks like this blue bat pony is waiting with baited breath as he's as still as a statue in wait of this drawing. How will this drawing turn out!? Tune in to find out!" She responded, while trying to sound dramatic. All before giggling as she was having so much fun.

[Saturn Ring (Remake)]

Saturn grinned and hopped off toward Dynamo, preform with Pinkie? What an honor! Even though in her universe she had a friendly rivalry with Pinkie

[Wizard 1,668]

(OOC: I am so sorry this took so long)

Titanium catches her breath, steels herself for the finale and throws everything she can at the canvas. Diving back into reach, she mixes the paint, egg, and whatever else ended up on the canvas. She turns the canvas away from the audience, so they cannot see what she is doing. With a few exaggerated swish and flicks, she finally steps back and raises her arms. "Without further ado, I give you... YOUR MEWING MUSE!" Titanium spins the canvas and picks it up, holding it over her head so that everyone in the audience can see.

Titanium hands the canvas over to @Nitobit Moonlight "And this is for you!" She smiles, sweat dripping down her forehead. She grabs hold of Moonlight's hoof and raises it into the air towards the crowd. "Give it up for our amazing muse!" She cheers, egging on the crowd to join in. "Thank you all for your time, I hope this was as entertaining for you as it was for me!" She bows and makes her way off of the stage.

[Dah Onion Eater 4,553]

32 minutes ago, Wizard said:

(OOC: I am so sorry this took so long)

Titanium catches her breath, steels herself for the finale and throws everything she can at the canvas. Diving back into reach, she mixes the paint, egg, and whatever else ended up on the canvas. She turns the canvas away from the audience, so they cannot see what she is doing. With a few exaggerated swish and flicks, she finally steps back and raises her arms. "Without further ado, I give you... YOUR MEWING MUSE!" Titanium spins the canvas and picks it up, holding it over her head so that everyone in the audience can see.

Titanium hands the canvas over to @Nitobit Moonlight "And this is for you!" She smiles, sweat dripping down her forehead. She grabs hold of Moonlight's hoof and raises it into the air towards the crowd. "Give it up for our amazing muse!" She cheers, egging on the crowd to join in. "Thank you all for your time, I hope this was as entertaining for you as it was for me!" She bows and makes her way off of the stage.

OOC: Just don't touch it with bare hooves you'll get salmonella

[Shiny Silvermoon]

1 hour ago, Wizard said:

(OOC: I am so sorry this took so long)

Titanium catches her breath, steels herself for the finale and throws everything she can at the canvas. Diving back into reach, she mixes the paint, egg, and whatever else ended up on the canvas. She turns the canvas away from the audience, so they cannot see what she is doing. With a few exaggerated swish and flicks, she finally steps back and raises her arms. "Without further ado, I give you... YOUR MEWING MUSE!" Titanium spins the canvas and picks it up, holding it over her head so that everyone in the audience can see.

Titanium hands the canvas over to @Nitobit Moonlight "And this is for you!" She smiles, sweat dripping down her forehead. She grabs hold of Moonlight's hoof and raises it into the air towards the crowd. "Give it up for our amazing muse!" She cheers, egging on the crowd to join in. "Thank you all for your time, I hope this was as entertaining for you as it was for me!" She bows and makes her way off of the stage.

*Once @Wizard Titanium was done throwing mercilessly objects covered in paint and revealed her creation to the crowd, Shiny Silvermoon immediately began to praise her. She was barely holding herself from bursting into laughters, shaking on her seat.*

Shiny : "That's… *Muffled chuckles* That's great, Titanium! S-Silkytastic even! It's so… *Almost left a giggle escape from her lips.* so accurate!"

*Then, she laid Croissanto on her lap to be able to use her two hooves for applauding.*

Shiny : "Bravo! Bravo!"

[ChrysalisM 298]

4 hours ago, Wizard said:

(OOC: I am so sorry this took so long)

Titanium catches her breath, steels herself for the finale and throws everything she can at the canvas. Diving back into reach, she mixes the paint, egg, and whatever else ended up on the canvas. She turns the canvas away from the audience, so they cannot see what she is doing. With a few exaggerated swish and flicks, she finally steps back and raises her arms. "Without further ado, I give you... YOUR MEWING MUSE!" Titanium spins the canvas and picks it up, holding it over her head so that everyone in the audience can see.

Titanium hands the canvas over to @Nitobit Moonlight "And this is for you!" She smiles, sweat dripping down her forehead. She grabs hold of Moonlight's hoof and raises it into the air towards the crowd. "Give it up for our amazing muse!" She cheers, egging on the crowd to join in. "Thank you all for your time, I hope this was as entertaining for you as it was for me!" She bows and makes her way off of the stage.

Cimex beholds the painting in awe. This was magnificence incarnate.

"BRAVO! BRAVO! ENCORE!!!!"

Ellery on the other hand, looks at it with an expression of confusion.

"I don't get it. It just looks tacky and- OOGH!"

Cimex elbowed Ellery.

"Hush! You just don't know true art when you see it."

[Moonlight Wane]

15 hours ago, Wizard said:

(OOC: I am so sorry this took so long)

Titanium catches her breath, steels herself for the finale and throws everything she can at the canvas. Diving back into reach, she mixes the paint, egg, and whatever else ended up on the canvas. She turns the canvas away from the audience, so they cannot see what she is doing. With a few exaggerated swish and flicks, she finally steps back and raises her arms. "Without further ado, I give you... YOUR MEWING MUSE!" Titanium spins the canvas and picks it up, holding it over her head so that everyone in the audience can see.

Titanium hands the canvas over to @Nitobit Moonlight "And this is for you!" She smiles, sweat dripping down her forehead. She grabs hold of Moonlight's hoof and raises it into the air towards the crowd. "Give it up for our amazing muse!" She cheers, egging on the crowd to join in. "Thank you all for your time, I hope this was as entertaining for you as it was for me!" She bows and makes her way off of the stage.

Moonlight takes the painting from Titanium and stares at it with wide eyes. "Sweet Luna, protect me from nightmares." He whispers under his breath as he follows her off the stage.

15 hours ago, Wizard said:

She cheers, egging on the crowd to join in.

(Please, don't throw eggs at the crowd)

[Wizard 1,668]

Moments ago, Moonlight Wane said:

Moonlight takes the painting from Titanium and stares at it with wide eyes. "Sweet Luna, protect me from nightmares." He whispers under his breath as he follows her off the stage.

(Please, don't throw eggs at the crowd)

Titanium jabs @Nitobit Moonlight in the side and smirks. "Not my fault you look like that, maybe it was a mirror all along?" She winks at the bat pony as they leave the stage. "I better see this hanging on your wall next time I come over." She snickers.

(Egging is when you try to make someone do something, so when on stage, you can egg the crowd by telling people to clap, while clapping, or asking them to be involved, in this sense, it could mean Titanium was waving at the crowd to join in)

[Moonlight Wane]

Moments ago, Wizard said:

Titanium jabs @Nitobit Moonlight in the side and smirks. "Not my fault you look like that, maybe it was a mirror all along?" She winks at the bat pony as they leave the stage. "I better see this hanging on your wall next time I come over." She snickers.

Moonlight waves at the painting to make sure it isn't his reflection. "Sure, can't wait to have him staring at me all day."

Moments ago, Wizard said:

(Egging is when you try to make someone do something, so when on stage, you can egg the crowd by telling people to clap, while clapping, or asking them to be involved, in this sense, it could mean Titanium was waving at the crowd to join in)

(I know, I was joking )

[Wizard 1,668]

2 minutes ago, Moonlight Wane said:

Moonlight waves at the painting to make sure it isn't his reflection. "Sure, can't wait to have him staring at me all day."

(I know, I was joking )

(Oof, Fell for it hook, line and sinker.)

Titanium puts on a fake play of enthusiasm as she bounces up and down, "Oh goody! I'll have to make multiple copies for you then!-" She leans closer with a wry smile and says in a quiet voice "One for every room."

[Pinkie Pie 577]

On 2025-04-16 at 3:56 PM, Wizard said:

Titanium catches her breath, steels herself for the finale and throws everything she can at the canvas. Diving back into reach, she mixes the paint, egg, and whatever else ended up on the canvas. She turns the canvas away from the audience, so they cannot see what she is doing. With a few exaggerated swish and flicks, she finally steps back and raises her arms. "Without further ado, I give you... YOUR MEWING MUSE!" Titanium spins the canvas and picks it up, holding it over her head so that everyone in the audience can see. Titanium hands the canvas over to @Nitobit Moonlight "And this is for you!" She smiles, sweat dripping down her forehead. She grabs hold of Moonlight's hoof and raises it into the air towards the crowd. "Give it up for our amazing muse!" She cheers, egging on the crowd to join in. "Thank you all for your time, I hope this was as entertaining for you as it was for me!" She bows and makes her way off of the stage.

As she continues to stare on in anticipation, she took a deep breath. Almost causing her head to swell up like a balloon. Letting out her breath with a gasp, she watched as @Wizard Titanium had turned the canvas away from the audience. “Awwww! I like surprises, but the suspense is getting to me! I hope it lasts!” She giggled, just as the finishing touches were put into place. As the paining was complete, the pink mare’s jaw dropped at the Titanium’s creation. From her style of work, she admired Titanium’s creativity, but seeing @Nitobit the value bar pony’s picture was quite a surprise. ‘Oh, no he’s hot!’ She thought to herself, while trying to keep her composure together. As Titanium gave her finished art to her muse, the party mare gave a roaring round of applause. “WOOHOO!!! Bravo! BRAVO!!! Encore! Encore!! ENCORE!!!” She exclaimed, hopping back on stage as the two gave their bows.

Let’s give it up to our two lovely contestants, Titanium and her muse, that charmer, you.” She slyly grinned as she poked her elbow at his arm in admiration. Shaking her head, she smiled as she knew the shoe must go on. “And with that, two acts performances have been completed, but we still have more to go! Next in our list another duo that I know you’ll love to meet! Please put your hooves together for the dynamic duo of @ComanderZhabikKlavik Anarchylight and Commander Zhabik Klavik!!” She announced, heading backstage as the next act would take center stage.

[Trilby Hatter]

On 2025-04-16 at 5:56 PM, Wizard said:

(OOC: I am so sorry this took so long)

Titanium catches her breath, steels herself for the finale and throws everything she can at the canvas. Diving back into reach, she mixes the paint, egg, and whatever else ended up on the canvas. She turns the canvas away from the audience, so they cannot see what she is doing. With a few exaggerated swish and flicks, she finally steps back and raises her arms. "Without further ado, I give you... YOUR MEWING MUSE!" Titanium spins the canvas and picks it up, holding it over her head so that everyone in the audience can see.

Titanium hands the canvas over to @Nitobit Moonlight "And this is for you!" She smiles, sweat dripping down her forehead. She grabs hold of Moonlight's hoof and raises it into the air towards the crowd. "Give it up for our amazing muse!" She cheers, egging on the crowd to join in. "Thank you all for your time, I hope this was as entertaining for you as it was for me!" She bows and makes her way off of the stage.

Trilby's jaw easily falls to the floor. He allows the audience time to cheer before picking up his microphone and composing himself. "Great Gigantic Goose Eggs! Did you see that, fillies and gentlecolts?! Titanium whipped up a masterpiece of art like it was a full-course breakfast! I guess the yoke's on us, because take a gander at that portrait. I've never seen such a wonderful piece in all my days; and I've tried making bacon pancakes in a Trilby-brand hat. ...Which we don't recommend, by the way. Trilby Hatter's quality hats are good for wearing, not for making food. We are not liable for any food-related disasters. But the crowd seems to love Titanium's act, and so do I!" Trilby applauds.

6 minutes ago, Pinkie Pie said:

As she continues to stare on in anticipation, she took a deep breath. Almost causing her head to swell up like a balloon. Letting out her breath with a gasp, she watched as @Wizard Titanium had turned the canvas away from the audience. “Awwww! I like surprises, but the suspense is getting to me! I hope it lasts!” She giggled, just as the finishing touches were put into place. As the paining was complete, the pink mare’s jaw dropped at the Titanium’s creation. From her style of work, she admired Titanium’s creativity, but seeing @Nitobit the value bar pony’s picture was quite a surprise. ‘Oh, no he’s hot!’ She thought to herself, while trying to keep her composure together. As Titanium gave her finished art to her muse, the party mare gave a roaring round of applause. “WOOHOO!!! Bravo! BRAVO!!! Encore! Encore!! ENCORE!!!” She exclaimed, hopping back on stage as the two gave their bows.

Let’s give it up to our two lovely contestants, Titanium and her muse, that charmer, you.” She slyly grinned as she poked her elbow at his arm in admiration. Shaking her head, she smiled as she knew the shoe must go on. “And with that, two acts performances have been completed, but we still have more to go! Next in our list another duo that I know you’ll love to meet! Please put your hooves together for the dynamic duo of @ComanderZhabikKlavik Anarchylight and Commander Zhabik Klavik!!” She announced, heading backstage as the next act would take center stage.

Trilby welcomes Anarchylight and Zhabik to the stage with more applause.

[Skylight Scintillate 2,109]

On 2025-04-16 at 6:56 PM, Wizard said:

"Without further ado, I give you... YOUR MEWING MUSE!" Titanium spins the canvas and picks it up, holding it over her head so that everyone in the audience can see.

Skylight stared at the painting in confusion. Then she tilted her head and stared at the painting some more. "It looks like something that would sell for 69,000 bits at an art auction in Manehatten..." She finally replied. 

Edited Sunday at 10:10 PM by Skylight Scintillate

[Anarchylight]

Anarchylight: "Commander Zhabik Klavik we need to go on stage."
Commander Zhabik Klavik: "Let's go."
*Commander Zhabik Klavik and Anarchylight walked onto the stage. Anarchylight spawned a table and a chair, added some decorations to the stage so that the stage looked like an office, and they both sat down at the table.

Anarchylight: "Hi everyone!"
Commander Zhabik Klavik: "Hi everyone!"
Anarchylight: "Commander Zhabik Klavik and I are going to tell you jokes"

Anarchylight: "Hmm, what joke should I start with?"
Commander Zhabik Klavik: "I know which one to start with, I'll tell you a joke about a duck.

A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich.

The bartender looks at him and says, "Hang on! You're a duck."

"I see your eyes are working," replies the duck.

"And you can talk!" exclaims the bartender.

"I see your ears are working, too," says the duck. "Now if you don't mind, can I have my beer and my sandwich please?"

Certainly, sorry about that" says the bartender as he pours the duck a pint. "It's just we don't get many ducks in this pub. What are you doing around this way?"

"I'm working on the building site across the road," explains the duck. "I'm a plasterer."

The flabbergasted bartender cannot believe the duck and wants to learn more, but takes the hint when the duck pulls out a newspaper from his bag and proceeds to read it.

So, the duck reads his paper, drinks his beer, eats his sandwich, bids the barman good day and leaves.

The same thing happens for two weeks.

Then one day the circus comes to town.

The ringmaster comes into the pub for a pint and the bartender says to him:

"You're with the circus, aren't you? Well, I know this duck that could be just brilliant in your circus. He talks, drinks beer, eats sandwiches, reads the newspaper and everything!"

"Sounds marvelous," says the ringmaster, handing over his business card. "Get him to give me a call."

So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the bartender says, "Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money."

"I'm always looking for the next job," says the duck. "Where is it?"

"At the circus," says the bartender.

"The circus?" repeats the duck.

"That's right," replies the bartender.

"The circus?" the duck asks again. "With the big TENT?"

"Yeah!" the bartender replies.

"With all the animals who live in CAGES, and performers who live in CARAVANS?" says the duck.

"Of course," the bartender replies.

"And the tent has CANVAS sides and a big canvas roof with a hole in the middle?" persists the duck.

"That's right!" says the bartender.

The duck shakes his head in amazement, and says: "What would they want with a plasterer???" "

Anarchylight : 

A police officer pulls over a semi truck. He gets the usual license and registration, but hears strange noises coming from the trailer, so he decides to investigate. Inside, he finds 50 penguins.

“Sir, why do you have 50 penguins in your truck?” The officer asks the driver

“Well, they’re my friends, and we like to go on journeys together in my truck” the man replies

“I’m sorry sir, but you can’t just own 50 penguins. I’m afraid you’re going to have to take them to the zoo”

The man agrees and drives off. The next day the same cop pulls the truck over again, and once again hears strange noises in the trailer. He goes to check and finds the same 50 penguins.

“I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday!” The cop angrily tells the driver

“I did take them to the zoo! They loved it! Today we’re going to the beach” 

Commander Zhabik Klavik:

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders two shots, drinks them both, and then leaves.

The next day, the Irishman returns, orders another two shots, drinks them both, and then leaves.

He continues to do this for some time, when one day the bartender questions him, “How come you always order exactly two shots?”

The Irishman replies, “well, you see my brother and I used to go out drinking every night, but he lives across the country now, so every night, I order two drinks. One for myself, and one for my brother.”

Things remain the same for a while until one day the Irishman comes in and orders only one shot. The bartender becomes concerned and asks him “how come you’re only ordering one shot? Did something happen to your brother? Is he ok?”

The Irishman replies, “of course not, my brother’s fine. I just quit drinking” 

Anarchylight:

What do you call a magical dog?

Commander Zhabik Klavik:

I thought about this for several days but I still haven't found an answer to this question.

Anarchylight:

A Labracadabrador!!!

Commander Zhabik Klavik:

What?!

Anarchylight:

.Our performance is over.

Anarchylight removed all decorations and left the stage together with Commander Zhalk Klavik.

[Trilby Hatter]

On 2025-04-18 at 10:39 AM, Anarchylight said:

Anarchylight: "Commander Zhabik Klavik we need to go on stage."
Commander Zhabik Klavik: "Let's go."
*Commander Zhabik Klavik and Anarchylight walked onto the stage. Anarchylight spawned a table and a chair, added some decorations to the stage so that the stage looked like an office, and they both sat down at the table.

Anarchylight: "Hi everyone!"
Commander Zhabik Klavik: "Hi everyone!"
Anarchylight: "Commander Zhabik Klavik and I are going to tell you jokes"

Anarchylight: "Hmm, what joke should I start with?"
Commander Zhabik Klavik: "I know which one to start with, I'll tell you a joke about a duck.

A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich.

 

The bartender looks at him and says, "Hang on! You're a duck."

 

"I see your eyes are working," replies the duck.

 

"And you can talk!" exclaims the bartender.

 

"I see your ears are working, too," says the duck. "Now if you don't mind, can I have my beer and my sandwich please?"

 

Certainly, sorry about that" says the bartender as he pours the duck a pint. "It's just we don't get many ducks in this pub. What are you doing around this way?"

 

"I'm working on the building site across the road," explains the duck. "I'm a plasterer."

 

The flabbergasted bartender cannot believe the duck and wants to learn more, but takes the hint when the duck pulls out a newspaper from his bag and proceeds to read it.

 

So, the duck reads his paper, drinks his beer, eats his sandwich, bids the barman good day and leaves.

 

The same thing happens for two weeks.

 

Then one day the circus comes to town.

 

The ringmaster comes into the pub for a pint and the bartender says to him:

 

"You're with the circus, aren't you? Well, I know this duck that could be just brilliant in your circus. He talks, drinks beer, eats sandwiches, reads the newspaper and everything!"

 

"Sounds marvelous," says the ringmaster, handing over his business card. "Get him to give me a call."

 

So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the bartender says, "Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money."

 

"I'm always looking for the next job," says the duck. "Where is it?"

 

"At the circus," says the bartender.

 

"The circus?" repeats the duck.

 

"That's right," replies the bartender.

 

"The circus?" the duck asks again. "With the big TENT?"

 

"Yeah!" the bartender replies.

 

"With all the animals who live in CAGES, and performers who live in CARAVANS?" says the duck.

 

"Of course," the bartender replies.

 

"And the tent has CANVAS sides and a big canvas roof with a hole in the middle?" persists the duck.

 

"That's right!" says the bartender.

 

The duck shakes his head in amazement, and says: "What would they want with a plasterer???" "

Anarchylight : 

A police officer pulls over a semi truck. He gets the usual license and registration, but hears strange noises coming from the trailer, so he decides to investigate. Inside, he finds 50 penguins.

 

“Sir, why do you have 50 penguins in your truck?” The officer asks the driver

 

“Well, they’re my friends, and we like to go on journeys together in my truck” the man replies

 

“I’m sorry sir, but you can’t just own 50 penguins. I’m afraid you’re going to have to take them to the zoo”

 

The man agrees and drives off. The next day the same cop pulls the truck over again, and once again hears strange noises in the trailer. He goes to check and finds the same 50 penguins.

 

“I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday!” The cop angrily tells the driver

 

“I did take them to the zoo! They loved it! Today we’re going to the beach” 

 

 

Commander Zhabik Klavik:

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders two shots, drinks them both, and then leaves.

 

The next day, the Irishman returns, orders another two shots, drinks them both, and then leaves.

 

He continues to do this for some time, when one day the bartender questions him, “How come you always order exactly two shots?”

 

The Irishman replies, “well, you see my brother and I used to go out drinking every night, but he lives across the country now, so every night, I order two drinks. One for myself, and one for my brother.”

 

Things remain the same for a while until one day the Irishman comes in and orders only one shot. The bartender becomes concerned and asks him “how come you’re only ordering one shot? Did something happen to your brother? Is he ok?”

 

The Irishman replies, “of course not, my brother’s fine. I just quit drinking” 

 

 

Anarchylight:

What do you call a magical dog?

 

Commander Zhabik Klavik:

I thought about this for several days but I still haven't found an answer to this question.

 

 

Anarchylight:

A Labracadabrador!!!

 

 

Commander Zhabik Klavik:

What?!

Anarchylight:

.Our performance is over.

Anarchylight removed all decorations and left the stage together with Commander Zhalk Klavik.

Trilby watches with bated breath, and a few intensely held-back chuckles. He waits for the audience to react, then pulls out his microphone and speaks. "Fillies and Gentlecolts, give it up for Anarchylight and Commander Zhabik, whose names I hope I said correctly~! And speaking of hope, I really should have had more. Just like the racoon-style hat that somepony commissioned from me last week, I had doubts about these performers. But that customer proved me wrong by making it work; and these two have also proved me wrong with their hilarious comedy routine! It just goes to show ya, in the right hooves, any fashion style and any routine can indeed impress you. What a show!" He gives them a round of applause.

[Pinkie Pie 577]

On 2025-04-18 at 9:49 AM, Skylight Scintillate said:

Skylight stared at the painting in confusion. Then she tilted her head and stared at the painting some more. "It looks like something that would sell for 69,000 bits at an art auction in Manehatten..." She finally replied. 

"If that was something I'd see at an art auction, then I'd make sure to outbid anyone for that." Pinkie giggled with a wink as she awaited the arrival of the next participants.

On 2025-04-18 at 11:39 AM, Anarchylight said:

Anarchylight: "Commander Zhabik Klavik we need to go on stage."
Commander Zhabik Klavik: "Let's go."
*Commander Zhabik Klavik and Anarchylight walked onto the stage. Anarchylight spawned a table and a chair, added some decorations to the stage so that the stage looked like an office, and they both sat down at the table.

Anarchylight: "Hi everyone!"
Commander Zhabik Klavik: "Hi everyone!"
Anarchylight: "Commander Zhabik Klavik and I are going to tell you jokes"

Anarchylight: "Hmm, what joke should I start with?"
Commander Zhabik Klavik: "I know which one to start with, I'll tell you a joke about a duck.

A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich.

 

The bartender looks at him and says, "Hang on! You're a duck."

 

"I see your eyes are working," replies the duck.

 

"And you can talk!" exclaims the bartender.

 

"I see your ears are working, too," says the duck. "Now if you don't mind, can I have my beer and my sandwich please?"

 

Certainly, sorry about that" says the bartender as he pours the duck a pint. "It's just we don't get many ducks in this pub. What are you doing around this way?"

 

"I'm working on the building site across the road," explains the duck. "I'm a plasterer."

 

The flabbergasted bartender cannot believe the duck and wants to learn more, but takes the hint when the duck pulls out a newspaper from his bag and proceeds to read it.

 

So, the duck reads his paper, drinks his beer, eats his sandwich, bids the barman good day and leaves.

 

The same thing happens for two weeks.

 

Then one day the circus comes to town.

 

The ringmaster comes into the pub for a pint and the bartender says to him:

 

"You're with the circus, aren't you? Well, I know this duck that could be just brilliant in your circus. He talks, drinks beer, eats sandwiches, reads the newspaper and everything!"

 

"Sounds marvelous," says the ringmaster, handing over his business card. "Get him to give me a call."

 

So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the bartender says, "Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money."

 

"I'm always looking for the next job," says the duck. "Where is it?"

 

"At the circus," says the bartender.

 

"The circus?" repeats the duck.

 

"That's right," replies the bartender.

 

"The circus?" the duck asks again. "With the big TENT?"

 

"Yeah!" the bartender replies.

 

"With all the animals who live in CAGES, and performers who live in CARAVANS?" says the duck.

 

"Of course," the bartender replies.

 

"And the tent has CANVAS sides and a big canvas roof with a hole in the middle?" persists the duck.

 

"That's right!" says the bartender.

 

The duck shakes his head in amazement, and says: "What would they want with a plasterer???" "

Anarchylight : 

A police officer pulls over a semi truck. He gets the usual license and registration, but hears strange noises coming from the trailer, so he decides to investigate. Inside, he finds 50 penguins.

 

“Sir, why do you have 50 penguins in your truck?” The officer asks the driver

 

“Well, they’re my friends, and we like to go on journeys together in my truck” the man replies

 

“I’m sorry sir, but you can’t just own 50 penguins. I’m afraid you’re going to have to take them to the zoo”

 

The man agrees and drives off. The next day the same cop pulls the truck over again, and once again hears strange noises in the trailer. He goes to check and finds the same 50 penguins.

 

“I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday!” The cop angrily tells the driver

 

“I did take them to the zoo! They loved it! Today we’re going to the beach” 

 

 

Commander Zhabik Klavik:

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders two shots, drinks them both, and then leaves.

 

The next day, the Irishman returns, orders another two shots, drinks them both, and then leaves.

 

He continues to do this for some time, when one day the bartender questions him, “How come you always order exactly two shots?”

 

The Irishman replies, “well, you see my brother and I used to go out drinking every night, but he lives across the country now, so every night, I order two drinks. One for myself, and one for my brother.”

 

Things remain the same for a while until one day the Irishman comes in and orders only one shot. The bartender becomes concerned and asks him “how come you’re only ordering one shot? Did something happen to your brother? Is he ok?”

 

The Irishman replies, “of course not, my brother’s fine. I just quit drinking” 

 

 

Anarchylight:

What do you call a magical dog?

 

Commander Zhabik Klavik:

I thought about this for several days but I still haven't found an answer to this question.

 

 

Anarchylight:

A Labracadabrador!!!

 

 

Commander Zhabik Klavik:

What?!

Anarchylight:

.Our performance is over.

Anarchylight removed all decorations and left the stage together with Commander Zhalk Klavik.

With @ComanderZhabikKlavik Anarchylight and Commander Zhabik Klavik taking the stage, Pinkie's eyes wideneed as a table and chair spawned in out of nowhere. "Has someone else learned of my trade secret?" Pinkie gasped in both surprise and awe as the stage changed to an office setting. Upon hearing that jokes were to be told, Pinkie slowly disappeared behind the curtain. Only to end up slowly rising out from the crowd to sitting on a chair that was out of nowhere. "It looks like we got some more jokes to be told. So, go right ahead, you two! Hit me with your best shot~! Fire away~!" She responded in a sing song-like tone. As she listened to the joke, Pinkie's mind raced as she recalled a particular duck. "I still hope that he got the grapes he wanted when he went to his lemonade stand." She whispered to herself with a giggle. As she listened to the end of the first joke, Pinkie giggled as she she got the joke immediately. "How does the duck not know how talented he is? The circus would love a duck like that. He's such a quack up." She wiped a tear from her eye as she laughed at her pun, before the next joke began. "Awww! That's so sweet and cool! You'd think that the semi truck driver owned a part of the zoo. I hope he and those penguins had a great time visiting the zoo." She giggled, catching her breath as the next joke followed up from the previous. 

"Oooooh~! I see what he did there in the third joke! Very clever! Even the dog is a funny play on words. Yay for puns~!" Pinkie's giggles felt infectious as more and more of the crowd got into the puns and jokes from the duo. Once the duo's performance was complete, Pinkie cheered as loudly as she could, before hopping with a pep in her step back onto the stage. "What did you think of that folks? Looks like Anarchylight and Commander Zhabik gave us a rapid flurry of jokes left and right. I'm left in stitches from each joke they had. I also need to learn of your trade secret. It sounds like you and I have the same ideas in mind and I think we could set up an amazing party together." She responded to the two, before turning back towards the crowd. "Let's give them another round of applause!" She cheered as she applauded the retreating duo. "Up next we have another duo, or from what I've heard, an incredible team. Please put your hooves together for @ChrysalisM Cimex, Ellery Quinn and The Official Unofficial Equestrian Commedia Company!" She announced, hopping back stage behind the curtain in preparation for the next group.