The 1-up game.

[Starshine 16,335]

I'm your grandfather!

[Whiteshade 1,426]

I have a bigger ego

 

wait...

[Starshine 16,335]

My guns are bigger than your ego!

 

[Clover Heart 978]

My A-bomb is bigger than your guns.

[Bari 7,023]

Made an adorable picture my avatar.

[Staticthor Draconus 959]

i can make the giant dark spiral of death better known as the black hole at will

[Jalaton 155]

I can make myself lunch a.k.a the best meal of the day at will.

[XUNUSEDXXX 3,459]

lunch sucks

[Bari 7,023]

I just posted the most awesome post that I've ever done in a roleplay.

[XUNUSEDXXX 3,459]

ive never roleplayed so yur post is invalid

[Mirad 217]

I beat CheetahMen 2 in 5 minutes.

[Bari 7,023]

I have two fluffy kittens.

[Starshine 16,335]

I have at least five cats and two kittens wandering around my house.

[Bari 7,023]

I'm a nice person who takes time to help people.

[Starshine 16,335]

I'm a nicer person who takes time to remove someone's misery they often misinterpreted as love

[Clover Heart 978]

I've ascended above mere love and have achieved nirvana.

[Bari 7,023]

I love all of humanity and hope that we can achieve peace.

[False Perception 482]

I hate all humanity and strive for the sense of dominance.

[Staticthor Draconus 959]

my cat is named pikachu, and my family had no idea what pokemon was at the time

[False Perception 482]

I have a pet rat named Pikachu and I spray painted him yellow with brown stipes!

[Vaporeon 1,168]

I have a black dragon named Zekrom.

 

Also I am disappointed that this has nothing to do with green mushrooms.

Edited August 17, 2012 by N-Harmonia

[Bari 7,023]

I am the one and only living fruit pastry.

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

I am two living fruit pastries.

[Bari 7,023]

I am the devourer of worlds, Super Pinkie Pie.

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

I brush Super Pinkie Pie's hair and give her encouragement when she's trying to think of a way to devour a world.