Nightfall 3,950 July 6, 2012 Share July 6, 2012 I have a whole book full of stupid and silly jokes... None of which I wrote. I gotta find that book again... One of the jokes: why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens didn't exist back then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strawberry Tart 161 July 6, 2012 Share July 6, 2012 I'm not good at telling jokes at all... She asked about a good joke...she didn't ask for you to say that you're not good at telling jokes.This one isn't really a joke, more like something my friend once said. I'll write the conversation: My stepsister: Yeah, I used to get straight A's all the time. Me: Me too... My friend: Oh, I get gay A's. Makes me laugh every time XD Credit to MatrixChicken for Signature Credit to Генерал Четник for Avatar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chill Mists (Chilly) 801 July 6, 2012 Share July 6, 2012 So an Irishman walks out of a bar. I'm sorry. 1 Brushing your hair is for people who care and someone who cares is not I, I'll jump off a bridge and then fill up your fridge,and best pony is Fluttershy. Her face is still blushing and she is still eating the pasta. "on the internet;everyone are strong"- Guy on Youtube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightfall 3,950 July 6, 2012 Share July 6, 2012 So an Irishman walks out of a bar. I'm sorry. So a baby seal walks into a club... I think mine is worse... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retro*Derpy 3,191 May 8, 2013 Share May 8, 2013 "Dude, whats so great about Switzerland?" ~Well, the flag is a big plus~ I do best at making jokes when I'm with a group of friends, and it can bring some good times xD 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuhpcakes 15 May 8, 2013 Share May 8, 2013 Me and my friends find humor in eachother's unfortunate events. We just make puns about eachother, sometimes just about ourselves. I can imagine their reaction when they find out I watch MLP, it'll surely be the main discussion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Moon 965 May 8, 2013 Share May 8, 2013 Lets see my funniest joke. This probably isn't it, but it's the only one I can clearly remember. Random Person: so if we go by what "me" said..... Me: Well that was your first mistake. Gets them every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golurk 468 May 8, 2013 Share May 8, 2013 I'm definitely more of a here-and-now joker, with the context determining my little witty remarks. Most recently, I took into account the fact that one of my friends always says "ORANGE ya gonna..." when he asks something. This is because of one time that he did the "Orange you glad I didn't say 'banana'" joke and it completely flopped. Knowing this, me and some friends (including him) were hanging out one day when he came up with a burrito. I asked him "ORANGE ya gonna give me that burrito?" He slapped me with it, then told me that was one of the most beautiful things he's heard in a long time. We both got several minutes of laughter out of it. ...It's one of those "you had to have been there" moments. But, that's the general way my humor takes fruition: unplanned and witty. Indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elbj 190 May 8, 2013 Share May 8, 2013 Seeing as how Mother's Day is coming up again, I'll post the joke I told last year. How do moms like their eggs? ovary easy ba-dum-tss Signature by Dopey Hooves Sherlock Hooves fanfic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanks 10,816 May 8, 2013 Share May 8, 2013 (edited) Most of my best jokes are really really perverted, I was known as the king dirty jokes in high school but there is one clean yet slightly politically incorrect joke that I told once that I thought was pretty funny. It was a few years ago in this political science class (world politics) I took at my local community college and the subject got Turkey and one of my fellow students asked "why do some of the people in Turkey have light skin and some have dark skin?" And I answered "well you have light meat and you have dark meat why else would they call it turkey?" Edited May 8, 2013 by EarthbendingProdigy Rarity Get's Cockroaches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Master~ Button Mash 2,307 May 8, 2013 Share May 8, 2013 Funniest joke I ever told just kinda happened unexpectedly. I was in econ class back in my junior year of high school, and I was falling asleep at my desk. Next thing I know one guy in my class was turned around in his desk, staring directly at me. "What are you dreaming about, big guy?" he asked, trying to be funny. "Your mother," I responded. 1 Follow me on Tumblr! http://stratosthestallion.tumblr.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squareyes 153 May 8, 2013 Share May 8, 2013 (MLP Season 1 Episode 14 when Rarity is crying in her room) Applejack: We can't just leave her like this. Pinkie Pie: She'll become a crazy cat lady! Twilight: But she only has one cat. Pinkie Pie: Give her time, give her time. My OC Cherry Jackpot:http://mlpforums.com...y-jackpot-r3286 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powderpuff 390 May 8, 2013 Share May 8, 2013 My best and only joke I keep on standby, I didn't even come up with myself. But it is still too good not to share at every opportunity. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile. A few people that have heard it could not get over how amazing it is. Unfortunately, most people hate me for it :'D But yeah, most of those instances where I'm randomly funny, I can't remember. At least, not off the top of my head. So unless the context throws one in my lap, I'll just have to sit back on my good ol' standby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mint_Melody 91 May 8, 2013 Share May 8, 2013 Do we have to have made up the joke? Because I don't usually make up jokes, more so smart alec comments. OH there is one I made up in middle school! Why did the 180 degree angle ask the 40 degree to the dance? He thought she was acute angle... Yeah, you can hate me for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygen 6,066 May 8, 2013 Share May 8, 2013 I can't tell any good jokes, honestly whenever I to make people laugh they always give me those awkward fake laughs. so yeah, apparently I'm no comedian. Or a very very sucky one for that matter. Thanks to Gone Airbourne for the awesome sig! My Oc's, Ponysona, Bella Vocal Covers Blog, MLP Covers Thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mars Caramel 319 May 8, 2013 Share May 8, 2013 Sorry, but it's not exactly safe for work. However, what I think I can say is that it involves "fitting in". I didn't make it up, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyper Tumble 1,483 May 8, 2013 Share May 8, 2013 most of my humor comes from pissing people off, where you have to tread carefully for the next hour or so, Chris Farley- type slapstick humor, which hurts to do, and over reacting to things. I'm kind of a spur-of-the-moment type of guy. You'se a b*tch. - Riley Freeman Signature made by Kyoshi MLP Forums 2nd Most Random Member Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Chaotic Fireball~ 499 May 8, 2013 Share May 8, 2013 (edited) WELL.... SINCE YOU INSIST... Sometimes I tell NSFW jokes, quite frequently actually, but otherwise I tell horrendously cruddy, and cheesy jokes, so look away if you're squeamish. Once upon a time, there were three brothers: Manners, Shut up, and Poop. Poop fell out of a building. Manners ran after him to make sure he was okay. Because of this, Shut Up had to call the police. When the police arrived, here's what happened. (Here's what they said:) POLICE: "What is your name?" SHUT-UP: "Shut Up" POLICE: "Where are your manners?" SHUT-UP: "Manners went to pick up Poop in the road" *BA DUM TSS* And another: What is the sqaure root of pie? (YES I SPELT IT CORRECTLY) Two slices! *BA DUM TSS* Another: What is the difference between Pea soup and Roast beef? Anybody can roast beef, but I don't know anybody who can pee soup! (yes I got it from Nick) Huh, that's funny, I was sure that I knew more jokes than that. Oh well. Enjoy those corny jokes I just wasted five minutes of my life typing... Edited May 8, 2013 by ~Chaotic Fireball~ "Mama told me not to waste my life, she said spread your wings my little butterfly. Don't let what people say keep you up at night, and they can't detain you, 'cause wings were made to fly" ~Little Mix, Wings ~Drawing Requests~ Ask Me Anything ~ OC's ~ Art Gallery ~ Soarin' is best pony Join the navel revolution! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunas Husband 2,777 November 28, 2013 Share November 28, 2013 "haha good morning Scotty! Ah I see you are having a hard time sitting down, What's wrong? have a hot date last night or something? I think it was great.... "Does not matter what they say, my sweet love! I love you! and always will." ~Princess Luna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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