Join Pinkie Army!

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

I do not know much about armies, so I shall type this:

 

Hello, this is the Pinkie Army. If you put Pinkie or Pinkie Pie in your username, you will be part of the Pinkie army! It's going to end when I turn 9 (which is a long way off) so feel free to join! You can drop out at any time. Plus, if you join the Pinkie Army, you will be PM'd every Monday for a Pinkie-a-thon!

 

A Pinkie-a-thon is a day where you watch every episode where Pinkie Pie is the star. The first official army Pinkie-a-thon is in 3 days.

 

Please join!

 

(All opposers will be attacked by the Pinkie Army the day before I turn 9, so do not oppose unless you want PM's saying:SPAMSPAMSPAM Pinkie Pie Pinkie Pie.)

[go away seb 367]

That first sentence is enough to turn a ton of people away.

 

(If you are going to Pm SPAMSPAMSPAM Pinkie Pinke, you gonna get banished.)

[Finesthour 7,287]

Oh boy, another army.

 

You're about a month off.

[MVC NVMXD JVRXD 2,406]

I appreciate Pinkie as much as the next guy, but she doesn't need an army

That's what the party cannon's for!

[Zerul 554]

Lol I'm already the general bro..

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

Do you has?

 

Because not all can cut out for the Pinkarmy!

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

I appreciate Pinkie as much as the next guy, but she doesn't need an army

That's what the party cannon's for!

 

Note:The Pinkie Army IS the party cannon, believe it or not.