You Just Got Kissed By the User Above You, Your Reaction?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

My lips are a little more then chapped.

[Christmasy Britty 2,553]

yeah that might be why then but meh chapstick isn't the best brand anyway I tend to use the burts bees but its my preference and sometimes lipsmacker

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Me: I don't like chapstick in the same sense,that I don't like lotion. It feels weird when applied,and it doesn't do shit for me.

[Christmasy Britty 2,553]

lol all I can think is the phrase it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Me: I never got that phrase. What the hell does it even mean?

[Christmasy Britty 2,553]

its part of some scene from the silence of the lambs which I never really saw it was creepy and also i'm not into the whole cannibalism thing

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Me: Oh! I've never watched Silence of the Lambs,either.

[Christmasy Britty 2,553]

well its about cannibalism and that's all I know

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Me: Yeah. Hannibal Lector is a cannibal. He's one scary motherfucker.

[Unicorn Coffee 204]

So, what about cannibalism?

[DubWolf 17,264]

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Me: Don't you already have a girlfriend? Well,I guess it's okay to get a little action on the side if it's by a guy.

[Otaku 7]

You look like you enjoyed it...

[Christmasy Britty 2,553]

ah the wonderful topic of cannibalism which we darker English majors love to discuss in literature (and yes the hanibal lecter series was a book series first) also that Pikachu has an afro

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

Uh... I don't like that look on your face... I think I should... go...

 

Eep!

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Me: What the fuck did I just get kissed by?

[CheeryFox 23,821]

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Me: Get your face off of my face.

[Trevor Bright 872]

Lol, I didn't recognize you. You changed your profile picture. 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Me: Yeah,I did. Mabel Pines for the win!

[Trevor Bright 872]

...don't know who that is...

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Me: She's from the very popular cartoon "Gravity Falls."

[Trevor Bright 872]

Never heard of it...

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Me: I haven't watched much of it,either. But,I like Mabel. She's so adorable!

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

How rude! I am a Valstaen, and you are not allowed to kiss me again.