You Just Got Kissed By the User Above You, Your Reaction?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I have invisible men around my house!?   Aw hell no, I'm casting epic level mass death!  

 

Oh, and why do you keep kissing me!? I don't even have lips!  

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Me: Ahhh! Yuck! You taste like death! Also,is that your tongue,or is that a centipede I feel?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Yeah, that's a centipede. Watch out, those are poisonous. And hey, at least I don't have fangs! 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Me: Sorry,I was born with them. Eh. I bink hat hentipede bit mah tongue.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

It did!?  Oh god, you better get over to the hospital. Like, right now! 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Me: Heah,ah hink ho.

[CavyShy 169]

And, we meet again.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Me: Are hentipede hites hike ake hites? Han you huck he hoison hout?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Why my dear Fluttershy, we meet again!   

Me: Are hentipede hites hike ake hites? Han you huck he hoison hout?

Nah, don't worry about it, your nervous system should be shutting down right about now.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Me: Heah,ahm hassing hout how.

 

*passes out*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Good night sweet prince, and may flights of angels sing thee to thy rest. 

[CheeryFox 23,822]

Get back to scaring kids! 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Why, kissed by the beautiful Rarity! I think I'll go rub it in Spike's face.    

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Me: Oh god.

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

No, no, Skuckface. Still no want.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Me: Skuckface?! What's with the hostility?

[Trevor Bright 872]

Maybe she just doesn't like red and green?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

What!? You're a pony now? How did that happen? 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Me: He turned himself into a pony. How's that hard to believe?

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

Geez! Now I got caught in your spring... are you trying to kill me?!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Yes. And by the way, if you could stop kissing me, that would be great.

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

I was asking him, not you. I could feel a little life drainage in that kiss.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Why thank you! I pride myself on my life draining abilities.   

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Me: What the fuck? I'm kissing a dead body.

 

Sorry,I'm not attracted to dead bodies.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I'm not dead! Just undead.